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Hey
you
guys
ready
to
order
你们想好点啥菜了吗
Uh
sure.
Okay
Priya
-想好了 -好的 普丽娅
Uh
I'll
have
the
shepherd's
pie.
我来一份肉馅土豆泥饼
You
want
to
split
that
with
me
你想和我分着吃一份吗
Oh
no
no
no
he
doesn't.
别别别 他不会愿意的
Why
not
为啥
Well
you
have
milk
in
the
taters
土豆泥里面有牛奶
milk
in
the
gravy
parmesan
crust.
肉汁里面有牛奶 还有帕尔玛干酪饼皮
Your
lactose
intolerant
boyfriend
will
turn
你这位乳糖不耐的男朋友会变成
into
a
gas
filled
Macy's
Day
balloon.
一个充气的感恩节大气球
Not
quite
accurate.
你说的不全对
The
Macy's
balloons
are
filled
with
helium
感恩节气球里充的都是氦气
whereas
Leonard
produces
copious
amounts
of
methane.
而莱纳德肚子里造出来的是大量的甲烷
So
no
on
the
shepherd's
pie.
所以 还是别点肉馅土豆泥饼了
Can
we
move
on
能接着点菜吗
Yeah
a
little
tip
he
says
he
can
eat
frozen
yogurt.
行 再给一条小贴士 他说自己能吃冻酸奶
Do
not
believe
it.
千万别信
Sea
bass
I'll
have
the
sea
bass
海鲈 我想来份海鲈
You
gotta
like
this
你得习惯啊
the
girlfriend
and
the
ex
girlfriend
bonding
现任女友和前任女友通过
over
your
rooty
tooty
stinky
booty.
聊你的糗事来联络感情
Kill
me.
杀了我吧
It
wouldn't
help.
The
human
body
is
capable
没用的 人体能在死亡数小时内
of
being
flatulent
for
hours
after
death.
一直制造气体
Guys
sorry
I'm
late.
各位 抱歉来晚了
I
have
amazing
news.
我有个好消息
Bernadette
before
you
change
the
subject
伯纳黛特 在你换话题之前
does
anyone
have
any
final
comments
on
有人想对莱纳德糟糕的消化系统
Leonard's
faulty
digestive
system
来个终极吐槽吗
So
what's
your
news
Bernadette
啥好消息啊 伯纳黛特
The
thesis
committee
accepted
my
doctoral
dissertation.
论文委员会接受了我的博士论文
I'm
getting
my
PhD
我拿到博士学位了
Wow
Oh
congratulations.
哇 恭喜恭喜
Wow
so
that
means
you're
a
doctor
you're
a
doctor
哇 这就意味着你是博士 你是博士
you're
a
doctor
you're
a
doctor
你也是博士 你还是博士
and
Howard
you
know
a
lot
of
doctors.
而霍华德 你认识不少博士啊
Congratulations
honey.
祝贺你呀 亲爱的
Thank
you.
谢谢
So
Howard
tell
us
how's
it
feel
knowing
霍华德 跟我们说说当你得知
that
when
you
two
get
married
等你俩结婚了 大家得叫你们
you'll
be
referred
to
as
Mr.
and
Dr.
Wolowitz
沃罗威茨先生和沃罗威茨博士 你作何感想
Unless
he
takes
Bernadette's
last
name.
除非他能随伯纳黛特的姓
And
considering
her
advanced
status
考虑到伯纳黛特的地位更高
that
could
open
some
doors
for
him.
这么做未尝不可
Please
this
isn't
about
me.
拜托 今天的主角不是我
I'm
proud
of
you.
我真为你骄傲
Well
you'll
be
really
be
proud
of
this.
还有更让你骄傲的呢
I
was
headhunted
by
a
big
pharmaceutical
company.
我被一家大型医药公司看中了
They're
gonna
pay
me
a
buttload
of
money
他们要给我提供巨额薪金
What
什么
Bernadette
that's
great.
伯纳黛特 这太好了
Howard
do
you
make
a
buttload
霍华德 你能挣巨额的钱吗
Better
than
what
you've
got
a
buttload
of.
反正比你放巨额的屁强
Hey
if
I
roll
down
the
windows
in
the
car
everything's
peachy.
喂 要是我摇下车窗玻璃 一切都还是很美好的
If
you
do
it
you're
still
not
a
doctor.
可如果你也这么做 你还是当不了博士
Yeah
just
a
heads
up
on
the
car
window
deal.
嗯 车窗户这这句我得吐个槽
It
helps
but
everything
is
not
"peachy."
虽然说得对 但不是每件事都那么美好
(嘻哈歌曲《Ice Ice baby》)
Oh
if
there
was
a
problem
you
can't
solve
it
如果你有问题 你又不能解决
Check
out
the
hook
while
my
DJ
revolves
it
接受这诱惑 让我的DJ来解决
Ice
Ice
baby
冰 冰 宝贝
Ice
Ice
baby
冰 冰 宝贝
Oh
God
I
feel
ridiculous
in
this
dress.
天啊 我觉得穿着这件衣服显得好傻啊
You
look
beautiful
Lieutenant
Uhura.
你看起来美极了 乌胡拉少尉
Now
prepare
for...
inspection.
那现在开始准备 检查
Shh
my
brother's
going
to
hear
you.
嘘 别让我哥听见了
Relax
he's
got
headphones
on.
放心吧 他带着耳机呢
And
we're
ten
miles
above
Earth
in
a
starship.
而我们正在距地球16公里远的星际飞船里呢
Really
ten
miles
开玩笑吧 才16公里
(地球大气的平均厚度约为1000公里)
You're
orbiting
inside
the
atmosphere
还在大气层里转悠啊
Moron.
脑残
I
can't
believe
I'm
wearing
my
brother's
Halloween
costume.
我真不敢相信我在穿我哥的万圣节化妆服
I
can't
believe
you
think
he
only
wears
it
on
Halloween.
我真不敢相信你真以为他只在万圣节的时候穿
Open
the
landing
bay
doors
shuttle
craft
approaching.
打开"降落舱门" "航天飞机"正在进入
Okay
gotta
go.
好吧 我得撤了
Hey
what's
up
嗨 怎么了
Is
that
my
future
daughter
in
law
the
doctor
是我未来的儿媳博士来了吗
No
Ma
It's
Raj
不是 妈 是拉杰
He's
a
doctor
too
right
Yes
-他也是博士 对吗 -对
Like
Leonard
and
the
skinny
weirdo
跟莱纳德和那个竹竿子一样
Sheldon
yes
那是谢尔顿 没错
Everybody's
a
doctor
but
me
除了我 大家都是博士
Well
whose
fault
is
that
那能怪谁呢
What's
up
怎么了
Leonard's
putting
disgusting
memories
in
莱纳德在我的记忆海绵床垫上
my
memory
foam
mattress.
制造恶心的记忆
Can
I
stay
here
tonight
我今晚能睡你这儿吗
Sure
but
I'm
going
out
with
Bernadette.
行 但我要去见伯纳黛特
It'll
just
be
you
and
my
mother.
所以就你和我妈在家
I
guess
that's
okay.
我猜应该没事吧
Ma
can
Rajesh
sleep
over
妈 拉杰能睡这儿吗
Of
course
he
and
I
can
play
doctor
行啊 他可以和我玩扮医生的游戏[doctor也有医生的意思]
She's
kidding
right
她在开玩笑 对吧
I
don't
know
she's
pretty
feisty
since
我不知道 自从接受荷尔蒙替换治疗之后
they
put
her
on
hormone
replacement
therapy.
她就变得精力充沛了
Paging
Dr.
Cutie
Pie
呼叫小可爱医生
I
must
say
Amy
I
was
very
impressed
我不得不说 艾米 我对于
to
see
that
Bernadette
got
her
PhD.
伯纳黛特拿到博士学位感到非常惊讶
It's
indeed
admirable.
确实令人钦佩
Although
it
is...
microbiology.
虽然 她是搞 微生物学的
Your
doctorate
is
in
neurobiology.
你的博士学位是神经生物学的
I
fail
to
see
the
distinction.
我看不出什么差别
I'll
make
it
simple
for
you.
我就这么跟你说吧
I
study
the
brain
我研究的是大脑
the
organ
responsible
for
Beethoven's
Fifth
Symphony.
这是能让贝多芬写出《命运交响曲》的器官
Bernadette
studies
yeast
而伯纳黛特研究的是酵母菌
the
organism
responsible
for
Michelob
Lite.
是用来制造Michelob Lite啤酒的有机体
Is
there
something
wrong
with
your
neck
你的脖子不舒服吗
It's
a
little
stiff.
有点僵硬
What
a
remarkably
fragile
structure
如此不堪一击的结构
to
support
such
a
valuable
payload.
却要支撑如此价值连城的设备
Not
unlike
balancing
a
Faberge
egg
on
a
Pixie
Stick.
这无异于用精灵粉末糖来支撑皇室珠宝彩蛋
Have
you
considered
massage
你考虑过做个按摩吗
I'd
like
to
respond
to
that
sarcastically
我想用讽刺的口吻来回答你的问题
Yes
I
relish
the
thought
of
a
stranger
covering
my
body
是的 让一个陌生人给我的身体涂油并按压
with
oil
and
rubbing
it.
这个想法很不错
I
was
proposing
you
massage
your
muscles
with
your
own
hands.
我是建议你亲手对自己的肌肉进行按摩
Still
sounds
like
a
lot
of
unnecessary
touching.
那还是会涉及到很多不必要的触碰
Trust
me.
相信我
With
your
right
hand
伸出你的右手
locate
the
spot
where
the
scapula
meets
the
acromion
process.
找到肩胛骨和肩峰的交界处
All
right.
好了
Now
push
your
third
finger
along
the
ridge
of
the
shoulder
blade
然后用右手中指沿肩胛的突起进行按压
making
a
small
rotation
as
you
do
so.
同时小幅度揉动
Rotating.
揉着呢
You
should
feel
a
small
node
like
object
你应该能感觉到有一个突起的结构
rolling
back
and
forth
along
the
bone.
在沿着骨头前后滚动
You
mean
the
myofascial
point
你是指肌筋膜点吗
Obviously.
不然呢
Now
bear
down
on
it
接着向其施力
like
the
seventh
grade
noogies
就像我们熟悉的七年级生
we
all
know
too
well.
欺负人用的经典按头动作
Oh
dear
Lord
yes
yes
oh
yes
额滴神啊 爽 爽 爽
Amy
I've
never
been
touched
like
this
before
艾米 以前从来没人这么摸过我
Oh
My
hands
are
magic
我的手简直是神来之手啊
Don't
flatter
yourself.
别自吹自擂了
Your
hands
are
blunt
tools
guided
by
my
knowledge
你的手不过是在本人神经系统知识指导下的
of
the
nervous
system.
一个愚钝的工具而已
I
could
just
as
easily
have
paralyzed
you.
我刚也可以轻易地让你瘫痪
There's
someone
at
my
door.
有人在敲门
That
doesn't
interest
me.
Good
bye.
我对此不感兴趣 拜拜
Can
I
sleep
here
tonight
Why
-我能在这里过夜吗 -凭什么
Leonard's
having
astronomically
inaccurate
莱纳德正和我妹妹进行星际迷航式的性交
Star
Trek
sex
with
my
sister.
那从天文学角度来说很不科学
I
can
see
how
that
would
be
upsetting.
Come
in.
的确很令人心烦意乱 进来吧
I'll
get
the
sheets
and
blankets
for
the
couch.
我去拿铺在沙发上的床单和毯子
Oh
don't
bother.
I'll
just
sleep
in
Leonard's
room.
不用了 我去莱纳德的房间睡就行
No
I
can't
authorize
that.
不行 我不能授权
Well
he's
in
my
bed.
Why
can't
I
be
in
his
他能睡在我床上 我为啥不能睡在他床上
The
Hammurabic
Code
is
"an
eye
for
an
eye
"
汉谟拉比法典上规定可以"以眼还眼"
not
"a
bed
for
a
bed."
而并非"以床还床"
Come
on
dude
I'm
exhausted
行行好 哥们 我快累死了
and
Tyra
Banks
says
提拉·班克斯说过
(提拉·班克斯 美国著名模特)
the
most
important
item
in
your
makeup
bag
化妆包里最重要的一样东西
is
a
good
night's
sleep.
就是夜晚香甜的睡眠
All
right.
好吧
This
is
a
form
indemnifying
me
要想使用"莱纳德的卧室"
from
your
use
of
"Leonard's
bedroom."
需要先签署这张我的免责表
Sign
here
indicating
that
I
tried
to
stop
you
在这里签字 说明我试图阻止过你
and
did
so
using
a
stern
facial
expression.
并摆出过严厉的面部表情
Good
night
Sheldon.
Wait.
Not
yet.
-晚安 谢尔顿 -等等 还没完
We
still
have
to
go
over
safety
procedures.
我们还要重温一下安全规程
Now
the
apartment
has
three
emergency
exits
located
这间公寓里共有三个紧急出口 分别在
here
here
and
here.
这里 这里和这里
In
the
event
of
a
power
outage
万一遇到停电事故
luminous
paint
will
guide
you
to
the
nearest
exit.
夜光漆可指引你从最近的出口逃生
You're
kidding.
开玩笑吧你
I
never
kid
about
safety.
在安全问题上 我从不儿戏
What
are
you
doing
here
你在我房间里干什么
I
was
sleeping.
睡觉啊
In
my
bed
在我床上
Well
I
would've
slept
in
my
own
bed
我也想睡在自己的床上
but
it
was
being
used
to
bring
shame
to
my
family.
但它却用来给我的家庭带来耻辱
And
the
memory
of
Gene
Roddenberry.
还让我想起来了吉恩·罗登贝瑞
(吉恩·罗登贝瑞 《星际迷航》中的演员)
Oh
you
heard
你听见了吗
"Scotty
I
need
more
power."
"史考特 我需要更多的能量"
Sorry.
Does
Sheldon
know
you're
sleeping
in
here
抱歉 谢尔顿知道你睡在这里吗
Are
you
kidding
He
made
me
sign
a
waiver
怎么可能不知道 他逼我签了免责书
participate
in
an
emergency
fire
drill
参加了紧急消防演习
and
take
a
refresher
course
in
CPR.
还复习了心脏复苏术的课程
Thank
God
he
had
a
dummy.
还好他有个人体模型
Oh
yeah.
Mouth
to
Mouth
Mona.
是啊 嘴对嘴的莫娜
You
know
she
used
to
date
Howard
知道吗 她和霍华德谈过恋爱
Oh
my
God
she's
that
Mona
天啊 她就是那个莫娜吗
Why
can't
you
and
my
sister
spend
your
nights
here
你和我妹妹为什么不能在这里共度春宵呢
We
tried.
She
doesn't
get
along
with
Sheldon.
我们试过 但是她和谢尔顿合不来
Sheldon
doesn't
get
along
with
Sheldon.
谢尔顿跟他自己都合不来
It's
still
no
reason
for
me
to
have
to
listen
to
you
但那也不足以说服我听你的话
arm
your
photon
torpedoes
every
night.
每晚都要装备上光子鱼雷
Okay
well
how
about
this
好吧 不如这样
until
Priya
gets
her
own
place
在普丽娅找到自己的住处之前
you
stay
here
and
I'll
stay
at
your
apartment.
你住在这里 而我住在你家
Can
I
bring
girls
here
我能带女孩过来吗
You
就凭你
Sure.
Bring
as
many
as
you
want.
当然了 想带多少带多少
Okay
deal.
好的 就这么定了
Just
not
against
their
will.
别强迫她们就行了
You
really
think
you
should
be
eating
that
cake
你觉得吃那块蛋糕合适吗
Why
怎么了
If
you're
gonna
be
a
trophy
husband
for
a
rich
wife
鉴于你即将成为富婆的小白脸老公
you
might
want
to
watch
your
waistline.
你可要注意自己的腰围啊
He's
right.
他说得对
A
minute
on
the
lips
a
lifetime
on
the
hips.
嘴上一时享受 臀上一世肥肉
Yeah
ha
ha.
是啊 真幽默
First
of
all
I'm
not
threatened
by
my
fiance's
success.
首先 我未婚妻的成功并没对我造成威胁
I'm
proud
of
her.
我为她感到骄傲
And
secondly
I
have
my
own
career.
其次 我拥有自己的事业
Until
you
have
kids.
有了孩子可就不一样了
Good
news
Raj.
好消息 拉杰
I
got
the
blood
work
back
from
the
lab.
我刚从实验室取回了你的血样报告
You're
okay
to
stay
for
a
while.
你可以在我家待上一段时间了
When
did
you
take
my
blood
你什么时候帮我抽的血
Not
important.
这不重要
Your
sugar
was
a
little
high.
你血糖有点偏高
I'd
follow
up
with
your
regular
physician.
我会跟你医生保持联系的
In
the
meantime
I
have
some
paperwork
here
同时 这里还有些文件
for
you
to
go
over.
要请你过目
What
the
hell
is
this
这又是什么东东
Boilerplate
stuff.
都是些陈辞滥调啦
A
modified
roommate
agreement
for
a
temporary
house
guest.
针对临时住客的改良版室友协议
And
a
living
will
and
durable
power
of
attorney.
还有生前遗嘱和永久委托书
This
says
you
can
make
"end
of
life"
decisions
for
me.
这里说你可以帮我决定生命终止与否
As
your
friend
let's
hope
it
doesn't
come
to
that.
作为朋友 希望事不至此
Please
sign.
签名吧
Did
you
sign
this
你签过这个吗
There's
a
reciprocity
clause.
上面有互惠条款
You
get
to
pull
the
plug
on
him
too.
你也可以终结他的
Well
that
seems
fair.
好吧 这样挺公平
Congratulations
and
welcome
temporarily
aboard.
恭喜了 欢迎暂时入住
Here's
your
I.D.
card
这是你的ID卡
your
key
and
your
lapel
pin.
钥匙和胸牌
Which
Leonard
was
too
cool
to
wear.
莱纳德居然觉得这胸牌配不上他
FYI
part
of
your
responsibilities
as
roommate
pro
tem
还有 作为临时室友的部分职责
will
be
to
drive
me
to
and
from
work
是送我上下班
the
comic
book
store
the
barbershop
送我去漫画书店 理发店
and
the
park
for
one
hour
every
other
Sunday
for
fresh
air.
隔周周日送我去公园呼吸新鲜空气
Bring
a
ball
or
a
Frisbee
带上个球或飞盘
you
know
something
he
can
chase.
好让他去接
Also
you're
tasked
with
bringing
home
all
takeout
dinners.
还有 所有的外卖都由你负责帮我带
Tonight
is
Thai
food.
今晚是泰国菜
You'll
find
the
standard
order
in
appendix
B
标准点菜订单在附录B
or
downloadable
from
my
FTP
server.
或可从我的FTP下载
If
you
have
any
questions
如有任何问题
here's
the
FAQ
sheet
这里列出了常见问题的答案
or
if
you
prefer
the
human
touch
若你更喜欢人性化解答
I
do
a
live
web
chat
called
"Apartment
Talk"
on
Tuesday
nights
每周四晚我提供公寓问题的在线聊天服务
No
backsies.
不许反悔哦
Sheldon
dinner
谢尔顿 吃晚餐了
What
is
this
这是什么
This
is
the
difference
between
eating
and
dining.
这就是单纯吃饭与用餐的区别
Remarkable.
I'm
just
realizing
how
much
太了不起了 我这才意识到
Leonard's
been
skating
by
all
these
years.
莱纳德这么些年一直有多敷衍
It's
not
a
big
thing.
没什么大不了的
(玛莎·斯图尔特 美国家政女王 主妇界的偶像)
Just
think
of
me
as
a
brown
Martha
Stewart.
就把我看成棕色版的玛莎·斯图尔特吧
Hey
Sheldon
嗨 谢尔顿
did
you
change
your
Wi
Fi
password
again
你是不是又改了无线上网密码
Yes
it's
"Penny
get
your
own
Wi
Fi."
No
spaces.
对 现在是"佩妮自己去开无线上网" 没有空格
Thanks.
多谢
What's
with
the
fancy
spread
这一大桌好料是怎么回事
My
new
roommate
is
bending
over
backwards
这是我的新室友在不遗余力地
to
ingratiate
himself
to
me.
迎合讨好我
Uh
nice
touch
by
the
way.
顺便说 胸牌别的好
What
do
you
mean
"new
roommate"
What
happened
to
Leonard
什么"新室友" 莱纳德怎么了
The
same
thing
that
happened
to
Homo
erectus.
跟直立人一样
He
was
replaced
by
a
superior
species.
被更高级物种取代了
I'm
the
new
Homo
in
town.
我是这家新新人[我是新的同性恋]
That
came
out
wrong.
那是口误
All
right
let
me
try
this
again.
Where's
Leonard
好吧 这么问吧 莱纳德在哪
He's
living
at
my
place
so
I'm
living
here.
他住在我公寓 所以我住这来了
You're
living
here
provisionally.
你目前只是暂时住这
But
I
must
say
it's
looking
good.
但我必须说 你干得不错
Leonard
and
Priya
are
living
together
莱纳德和普丽娅同居了
That's
big.
这可是大事啊
No.
Origami
napkin
swans...
不 手工折的餐巾天鹅
that's
the
headline.
这才是大事
It's
a
good
thing.
而且是好事
So
do
you
know
what
kind
of
research
you'll
be
doing
你知道在这个制药厂 你将从事
at
this
pharmaceutical
company
哪方面的研究吗
Well
there
are
a
couple
of
opportunities
available
有很多种选择
but
I
volunteered
for
the
premature
ejaculation
project.
但我自愿参加了早泄问题研究
I
mean
it's
not
like
either
one
of
us
has
heart
disease.
反正我们俩都没有心脏病
Oh
I
almost
forgot.
I
got
you
a
little
present.
差点忘了 我给你买了个小礼物
Oh
Bernie
no.
You
didn't
have
to.
妮妮 你不用这样的
I
wanted
to.
Come
on
open
it.
我想给你买嘛 来 打开看看
You
bought
me
a
Rolex
你给我买了块劳力士手表
How
much
did
this
cost
这得多少钱啊
Oh
you
let
me
worry
about
the
money.
让我来操心赚钱的事吧
I
just
want
my
baby
to
have
pretty
things.
我只想我的宝贝拥有漂亮东西
More
wine
再来点酒吗
Oh
no
no
no.
I've
had
way
too
much
already.
不不不 我已经高了
Here's
an
interesting
fact
about
alcohol...
关于酒 有个很有趣的事...
Hit
me.
再给我满上
Man
is
not
the
only
species
人类并不是唯一一个
that
ferments
fruit
in
order
to
become
intoxicated.
会发酵水果酿酒的物种
Can
you
guess
what
the
other
is
能猜到还有哪个物种也会吗
Hint
sometimes
they
pack
the
alcohol
in
their
trunks.
提示 有时他们会把酒装进旅行箱[trunk也有象鼻的意思]
Monkeys.
猴子
When
does
a
monkey
have
a
trunk
猴子什么时候有旅行箱了
When
a
suitcase
just
won't
do.
当手提箱太小装不下酒时
Mmm
all
right.
好吧
It
would
appear
as
if
alcohol
很快就知道酒精是不是
is
playing
keep
away
with
your
intelligence.
正在将你的智力一步步夺走
Good
night.
晚安
Please
note
it
is
now
past
10
00
p.m.
请记住 已经10点多了
Per
our
roommate
agreement
kindly
refrain
根据我们的室友协议 请好心避免
from
raucous
laughter
刺耳的笑声
clinking
of
glasses
and
celebratory
gunfire.
玻璃的叮当声和庆祝的炮火声
Okay...
好吧
explain
something
to
me.
请教一下
You
watch
Leonard
put
up
with
that
guy
for
years
and
years.
你眼睁睁看着莱纳德忍受他一年又一年
What
has
to
break
inside
your
brain
for
you
to
think
你脑子里哪根筋搭错 让你觉得
"Oh
Krishna
I've
got
to
get
me
some
of
that"
"克利须那神 我也想被折磨一把"
Well
it's
a
lot
better
than
having
这比在自家公寓
to
wear
noise
cancelling
headphones
in
my
own
apartment.
戴着消音耳机强多了
What
Oh
God
yeah.
Yeah.
什么 天啊 我懂我懂
Leonard's
a
noisy
little
dude
in
the
sack.
莱纳德在床上是个吵死人的小混蛋
Every
night.
Really
-夜夜笙歌 -真的吗
Even
during
allergy
season
when
he
has
to
alternate
即使在接吻和喘气都得轮流干的
between
kissing
and
breathing
过敏季节也这样吗
It's
my
sister.
Can
we
not
talk
about
this
anymore
那是我妹妹 咱们就此打住行吗
Yeah.
Sorry
sorry.
好 抱歉抱歉
Can
I
tell
you
a
secret
我能告诉你个秘密吗
Yeah.
行
I
screwed
up.
是我搞砸了
Leonard's
a
great
guy.
莱纳德是个好人
Never
should
have
broken
up
with
him.
我不应该跟他分手的
Well
uh
to
paraphrase
Shakespeare
我改编一下莎士比亚的话好了
(其实应该是来自Alfred Lord Tennyson)
"It's
better
to
have
loved
and
lost
"爱过 失去过"
(原话应该是 It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.)
"than
to
stay
home
every
night
"总好过每晚在家"
and
download
increasingly
shameful
pornography."
"下载日益下流的黄色图片"
Ohh...
you
poor
baby.
你个可怜的小家伙
What's
wrong
with
me
Penny
我这是什么毛病 佩妮
Nothing
nothing.
没病 没病
You
know
if
we
weren't
friends
如果我们不是朋友
and
you
hadn't
brought
up
that
creepy
pornography
story
如果你没提到那个恶心黄色图片小故事的话
I'd
be
on
you
like
我肯定会爬到你身上
the
speed
of
light
squared
on
matter
to
make
energy.
以光速平方进出身体 产生能量
Hey
you
totally
got
that
right
哇 你居然完全懂啊
"E=mc2."
能量等于质量乘以光速的平方[爱因斯坦质能等价理论]
I
listen.
我听着呢
I
have
no
idea
what
it
means
but
I
listen.
虽然不知道什么意思 但我听着呢
To
friendship.
To
friendship.
-致友谊 -致友谊
Would
you
booze
hounds
please
stop
that
infernal
clinking
你们俩酒鬼能别发出那种讨人厌的碰杯声吗
And
the
answer
was
elephant
还有 答案是大象
Leonard
sweetheart
莱纳德 亲爱的
we're
kissing
not
eating
hot
soup.
我们是在接吻 不是在喝热汤
Sorry.
抱歉
That's
my
parents
on
video
chat.
我父母要跟我视频通话
Go
hide
in
the
bedroom.
快躲进卧室里
Oh
come
on
拜托
Why
don't
we
just
tell
them
that
we're
dating
为什么不直接告诉他们 我们在约会呢
Oh
we've
been
through
this.
It's
not
the
time.
我们讨论过这个 现在还不是时候
When
is
the
time
那何时才是时候
I've
got
five
brothers
and
sisters.
我有5个兄弟姐妹
One
of
them
is
bound
to
screw
up
real
big
肯定会有其中一个闯大祸
and
then
I'll
tell
my
parents
about
you.
到时候我就向我父母介绍你
Now
shoo.
Fine.
-现在快闪 -好吧
Hello
Mummy.
Hello
Daddy.
你好 妈咪 你好 爹地
We
heard
there
was
a
tornado
in
Kansas
City.
我们听说堪萨斯城有龙卷风
Is
that
close
to
you
那离你们近吗
No.
不近
Where
is
your
brother
你哥哥呢
Out
with
friends.
跟朋友出去玩了
I
don't
like
it
a
young
girl
alone
in
an
apartment.
我不喜欢这样 一个年轻姑娘独自在家
I'll
sleep
so
much
better
等你下个月搬回来后
when
you
move
back
here
next
month.
我的睡眠质量肯定上升不少
You're
moving
back
to
India
你要搬回印度
Who's
that
谁在那儿
Oh
my
God
There's
someone
in
your
apartment.
天啊 你屋子里有别人
Call
the
police
in
America
快打电话给美国的警察
When
were
you
going
to
tell
me
about
this
你打算什么时候告诉我这事
Oh
hello
Leonard.
你好啊 莱纳德
What
a
pleasant
surprise
真是个意外的惊喜啊
Mummy
Daddy
you
remember
Rajesh's
friend
Leonard.
妈咪爹地 你还记得拉杰的朋友莱纳德吧
I
thought
you
said
Rajesh
was
out
with
his
friends.
我以为你说拉杰跟朋友出去玩了
He
has
many
friends.
他有很多朋友 好不好
Rajesh
has
many
friends
拉杰居然有很多朋友
Why
are
you
lying
to
us
你为什么要对我们撒谎
She's
lying
because
she
doesn't
want
you
to
know
她撒谎是因为她不想告诉你们
we're
dating.
Leonard
-我们在约会 -莱纳德
Well
what
difference
does
it
make
现在还有什么区别吗
If
you're
moving
back
to
India
we're
obviously
breaking
up.
如果你回印度 我们肯定是要分手的
You
know
what
I
don't
want
to
deal
with
this
right
now.
那啥 我现在不想讨论这个问题
So...
所以说
Hot
in
India
印度很热吧
Of
course
it
is.
It
always
is.
It's
India.
当然是 一直是 这可是印度
Now
what
do
you
have
to
say
for
yourself
现在你有什么好说的
That
is
a
beautiful
tapestry.
你们家的挂毯真漂亮
Oh
God.
天啊
Oh
God
上帝啊
Okay
look.
你给我听着
This
never
happened.
这事从没发生过
Do
you
understand
me
明白吗
Really
Still
can't
talk
to
me
搞毛啊 都这样了还不敢跟姐说话
What
are
you
doing
here
你在这儿干嘛
What
什么
I
said
what
are
you
doing
here
我问 你在这儿干嘛
I
live
here.
我住这儿
I
have
paperwork
that
says
differently.
我的文件可不是这么说的
Priya's
going
back
to
India.
普丽娅要回印度了
Irrelevant.
这是两码事
Rajesh
and
I
have
a
good
thing
going
拉杰和我相处得很融洽
and
you're
not
going
to
ruin
it.
你不能就这么毁掉它
What
are
you
doing
here
你来这儿干嘛
I've
been
up
all
night.
我一宿没睡
I
had
a
fight
with
Bernadette.
Why
-我跟贝纳黛特吵了一架 -为什么
She
gave
me
a
beautiful
watch.
她送了我一块漂亮的手表
Leonard
do
you
understand
this
莱纳德 你懂他在说啥吗
Yes.
我懂
Talk
to
him.
跟他说去
Damn.
完了
What's
going
on
这是怎么回事
It's
it's
not
what
it
looks
like.
反正不是你们看上去的那样
What
does
it
look
like
那到底看上去像怎么样
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