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Damn
you
walletnook.Com
该死的钱包网! (walletnook.com)
Problem
有什么问题吗?
The
online
description
was
completely
misleading.
网上说明太误导人了
They
said
eight
slots
plus
removable
id.
上面说有八个插缝 外加一个可抽取的ID卡夹
To
any
rational
person
that
would
mean
room
for
nine
cards
对任何理性人来说 那意味着可以放九张卡
but
they
don't
tell
you
the
removable
id
takes
up
one
slot.
但上面没告诉你 可抽取的ID卡夹也占了一个插缝
It's
a
nightmare
简直是恶梦!
Okay
now
do
you
really
need
the
honorary
justice
league
of
america
membership
card
好吧 你真的需要 美国荣誉审判联盟的会员卡吗?
It's
been
in
every
wallet
I've
owned
since
I
was
five.
我5岁起就一直 把它存放在钱包里
Why
为什么?
It
says
"keep
this
on
your
person
at
all
times."
上面写着"请随身持本证"
it's
right
here
under
batman's
signature.
就在蝙蝠侠签名的下面
And
this
is
leonard
and
sheldon's
apartment.
这就是Leonard和Sheldon的公寓
Guess
whose
parents
just
got
broadband.
猜猜谁的父母刚装了宽带
Leonard
may
I
present
live
from
new
delhi
dr.And
mrs.V.M.Koothrappali.
Leonard 容我介绍 新德里现场连线 V.M.Koothrappali医生及夫人
Hi
你们好!
Tilt
up
the
camera
up
I'm
looking
at
his
crotch.
摄像头歪了! 我只看到他的胯
Sorry
papa.
抱歉 爸爸
Oh
that's
much
better.
噢 好多了
Hi.
Hi
- 嗨! - 嗨!
And
over
here
is
sheldon.
这边是Sheldon
Hi
嗨!
He
lives
with
leonard.
他和Leonard住一起
Oh
that's
nice.
噢 那很好
Like
haroon
and
tanvir.
就像Haroon和Tanvir
No
no.
Not
like
haroon
and
tanvir.
不 不 跟Haroon和Tanvir不一样
Such
sweet
young
men.
多么可爱的年轻人啊
They
just
adopted
the
cutest
little
punjabi
baby.
他们收养了最可爱的小印度男孩
No
we're
not
like
haroon
and
tanvir.
不 我们跟Haroon和Tanvir不一样
So
are
you
boys
academics
like
our
son
你们和我儿子一样搞研究?
Yes.
是的
And
your
parents
are
comfortable
with
your
limited
earning
potential
你们父母满意你们有限的收入潜力吗?
Oh
yes.
Not
at
all.
- 哦 是的 - 完全不
Papa
please.
Don't
start.
爸爸 拜托 别发问了
It
was
just
a
question.
只是个普通问题
He's
so
sensitive.
他太敏感了
Okay
that's
my
life.
That's
my
friends.
好啦 这就是我的生活 我的朋友们
Good
to
see
you.
Say
good
bye.
很高兴见到你们 说再见
Bye.
Bye.
- 再见 - 再见
Wait
Wait
等一下!
Before
you
go
we
have
good
news.
你关之前 我们还有个好消息
Put
the
computer
down
and
gather
your
friends.
把电脑放下 把你朋友们聚过来
What
is
it
papa
friends.
- 什么 爸爸? - 还有你朋友
Is
it
just
me
or
does
web
chatting
with
your
clothes
on
seem
a
little
pointless
你们不觉得穿着衣服 网上聊天很无聊吗?
Rajesh
do
you
remember
lalita
gupta
Rajesh 你还记得Lalita Gupta吗?
The
little
fat
girl
that
used
to
kick
me
in
the
samosas
and
call
me
untouchable
那个用萨摩萨饼打我 还叫我贱民的小肥妞?
Yes.
是的
Well
now
she's
a
dental
student
at
usc
她现在是南加州大学的牙科专业学生
so
we
gave
her
your
contact
information.
我们给了她你的联系方式
Why
did
you
do
that
你们干嘛那么做?
You're
26
years
old
rajesh.
你已经26岁了 Rajesh
We
want
grandchildren.
我们想抱孙子
But
papa
I'm
not
supposed...
可是爸爸 我不想...
lalita's
parents
approved
the
match.
Lalita的父母同意了你们的结合
If
you
decide
on
a
spring
wedding
we
can
avoid
monsoon
season.
如果你决定春天举办婚礼 就能避开雨季
A
spring
wedding
春天就结婚?
It's
up
to
you
dear.
你决定 孩子
We
don't
want
to
meddle.
我们不想管闲事
If
you
don't
want
to
meddle
then
why
are
you
meddling
既然你们不想管闲事 干嘛要管我的闲事?
If
I
may
your
parents
probably
don't
consider
this
meddling.
容我说 你父母可能不认为这是管闲事
While
arranged
marriages
are
no
longer
the
norm
包办婚姻如今虽已不常见
indian
parents
continue
to
have
a
greater
than
average
involvement
in
their
children's
love
lives.
但印度父母仍继续大张旗鼓 干涉他们子女的爱情生活
Why
are
you
telling
me
about
my
own
culture
我们国家的习俗 干吗用你来说?
You
seemed
confused.
你看起来很困惑
Sorry
mumi
papa
but
with
all
due
respect
抱歉 妈妈 爸爸 尽管我非常尊重你们
I
really
don't
want
to...
I'm
sorry
darling.
- 但我真的不想... - 对不起 孩子
We
have
to
go.
我们不能再聊了
Doogie
howser
is
on.
<天才小医生>开始了 (1989-1993年的美国电视剧)
Grandma
It's
doogie
time
奶奶 <小医生>时间到了!
Bye
bye
Bye
bye
- 拜拜! - 拜拜!
I
don't
believe
it.
真不敢相信
Neither
do
I.
我也是
Doogie
howser's
been
off
the
air
for
like
20
years.
<天才小医生>快20年没播了
Actually
I
read
somewhere
that
it's
one
of
the
most
popular
programs
in
india.
其实我读到过 那是在印度 最受欢迎的电视节目
It
might
speak
to
a
cultural
aspiration
to
have
one's
children
enter
the
medical
profession.
我想说可能是种民族情结 希望有个当医生的孩子吧
I
bet
you're
right.
我猜你是对的
I
bet
they
love
scrubs.
我猜他们喜欢看<实习医生风云>
What's
not
to
love
有不喜欢的吗?
Excuse
me
Hello
喂! 在听吗?
My
parents
are
trying
to
marry
me
off
to
a
total
stranger.
我父母想要我娶一个 根本不认识的人
What
am
I
going
to
do
我该怎么办?
I
suggest
you
go
through
with
it.
我建议你坦然接受吧
What
什么?
Romantic
love
as
the
basis
for
marriage
has
only
existed
since
the
19th
century.
建立在罗曼蒂克爱情上的婚姻 只是从19世纪开始盛行
Up
until
then
arranged
marriages
were
the
norm
and
it
served
society
quite
well.
在那之前都是包办婚姻 也很好地适应了社会发展
It's
the
entire
premise
of
fiddler
on
the
roof.
那正是<屋顶上的小提琴手>的蓝本 (1964年著名的百老汇长篇音乐剧)
I'm
not
a
big
fan
of
musicals
but
I
love
that
show.
我不是音乐剧的粉丝 但我超爱那部音乐剧
Me
too.
我也是
Of
course
it
speaks
to
me
culturally.
当然 对我来说很有文化感染力
Understandable
but
there's
a
universality
to
that
story
which
transcends
ethnicity.
可以理解 但这类故事一般都超越了种族
Let's
not
forget
it's
got
some
really
catchy
tunes.
让人没法忘记里面那些 琅琅上口的曲调
oh
absolutely.
Yeah
- 噢 的确 - 就是啊!
Okay
I
know
what
I'm
going
to
do.
好吧 我知道该怎么做了
What
什么?
Find
new
friends.
去找新朋友
so
who
wants
to
rent
fiddler
那谁去租那部音乐剧?
No
need
we
have
the
special
edition.
没必要 我们有特别收藏版
Well
maybe
we
are
like
haroon
and
tanvir.
也许我们真的就像Haroon和Tanvir
By
aBu
201705
天才也性感 第一季 第8集
this
is
dr.Sheldon
cooper.
我是Sheldon Cooper博士
Yeah
I
need
to
cancel
my
membership
to
the
planetarium.
我想取消天文馆的会员资格
Well
I'm
sorry
too
but
there's
just
no
room
for
you
in
my
wallet.
我也很抱歉 但我钱包里没地方放会员卡了
I
understand
but
it
was
between
you
and
the
museum
of
natural
history
我能理解 但我要在 你们和自然历史博物馆中选择
and
frankly
you
don't
have
dinosaurs.
坦白说 你们那儿没恐龙
I'll
miss
you
too.
Bye
bye.
我也会怀念你们的 再见
Okay
I
know
you're
texting
about
me
and
I'd
really
like
you
to
stop.
好啦 我知道你们在发短信说我 你们最好停下来
oh
dear
I
am
rightly
and
truly
screwed.
亲爱的 我彻底完蛋了
Hey
I
thought
you
were
finding
new
friends.
嗨 我以为你去找新朋友了
I've
got
some
feelers
out.
我那边有那个音乐剧的碟
In
the
meantime
listen
to
this.
还有 听这个
Hi
rajesh.
This
is
lalita
gupta.
嗨 Rajesh 我是Lalita Gupta
Uh
your
mother
gave
my
mother
your
phone
number
to
give
to
me.
你妈给了我妈你的电话号码 并转交给我
So
I'm
calling
you
and
uh
call
me
back.
Bye.
所以我打给你 回我电话 拜
Can
you
believe
how
pushy
she
is
你们看她逼得我多紧啊!
So
don't
call
her.
那就别回她电话
If
I
don't
call
her
I
won't
hear
the
end
of
it
from
my
parents.
如果不打给她 我就再也别想和我父母说话了
So
call
her.
那就打给她
How
can
I
call
her
You
know
I
can't
talk
to
women.
我怎么打给她? 你们知道我不敢和女人说话
I'm
done.
Anybody
else
我没辙了 其他人呢?
Give
me
the
phone.
Why
- 电话给我 - 干嘛?
Just
give
it
to
me.
就给我好了
What
are
you
doing
你做什么?
Don't
worry.
You'll
thank
me.
别担心 你会感激我的
Hello
lalita
Raj
koothrappali
here.
喂 Lalita? 我是Raj koothrappali
Yes
it
is
good
to
talk
to
you
too.
是的 我也很高兴和你说话
So
what
are
you
wearing
你现在穿的什么?
Oh
not
important.
噢 那不重要
Uh
so
anyhow
when
would
you
like
to
meet
总之 你想什么时候见面?
Friday
works
for
me
周五有空!
I'll
call
you
with
a
time
and
place.
具体时间地点 我再打给你
But
in
the
meantime
keep
it
real
babe.
还有 来真的 宝贝
You
may
now
thank
me.
现在你要感激我了
For
what
Making
me
sound
like
a
simpsons
character
为什么? 把我的声音弄得像 辛普森一家似的?
Fine.
Next
time
make
your
own
date.
那好吧 下次你自己去约人家
I
didn't
want
to
make
this
one
这次我都不想!
Look
on
the
bright
side
she
might
turn
out
to
be
a
nice
beautiful
girl.
往好的方面想吧 也许她已经出落得美丽大方
Great
then
we'll
get
married
好极了 那我们就会结婚
I
won't
be
able
to
talk
to
her
但我没办法跟她说话
and
we'll
spend
the
rest
of
our
lives
in
total
silence.
我们一起的余生就会沉寂中度过
It
worked
for
my
parents.
我父母就是这样
hi
guys.
Oh
hey.
- 嗨 伙计们 - 嗨
I
need
some
guinea
pigs.
我需要几只"豚鼠"做实验
Okay
there's
a
lab
animal
supply
company
in
reseda
you
could
try.
在Reseda有家供应实验动物的公司 你可以去试试
But
if
your
research
is
going
to
have
human
applications
但如果你的研究需要人类志愿者
may
I
suggest
white
mice
instead
我能建议你换成小白鼠吗?
Their
brain
chemistry
is
far
closer
to
ours.
它们的头脑机能和我们的更接近
I
swear
to
god
sheldon
one
day
我向上帝发誓 Sheldon 总有一天
I'm
going
to
get
the
hang
of
talking
to
you.
我会跟上你的说话思维
His
mom's
been
saying
that
for
years.
这话他妈妈说了几年了
What's
up
什么事?
Well
I
finally
convinced
the
restaurant
to
give
me
a
bartending
shift
我总算说服餐馆老板 把我换到吧台
so
I
need
to
practice
mixing
drinks.
所以我需要练习调酒
Oh
great.
哦 太好了
Well
the
key
to
acquiring
proficiency
in
any
task
is
repetition.
任何事情的成功关键 都是熟能生巧
With
certain
obvious
exceptions.
显然也有例外
Suicide
for
example.
比如说 自杀
So
leonard
how
about
it
Leonard 怎么样?
You
know
penny
we'd
love
to
help
you
你知道 Penny 我们很乐意帮助你
but
raj
is
going
through
some
stuff
right
now
但Raj现在正面临很艰难的情况
and
besides
he
doesn't
drink
so...
而且他不喝酒 所以...
really
是吗?
Um
raj
is
going
through
some
stuff
right
now
and
he'd
like
to
take
up
drinking.
Raj现在很痛苦 所以愿意尝试喝酒
Okay
here
you
go
leonard.
好了 给你 Leonard
One
tequila
sunrise.
龙舌兰日出酒
Thank
you.
谢谢
You
know
this
drink
is
a
wonderful
example
of
知道吗 这杯酒能极好地诠释
how
liquids
with
different
specific
gravities
interact
in
a
cylindrical
container.
重力不同的各种液体 是如何在圆柱容器内相互作用的
Thank
you.
谢谢
Okay
raj
what'll
it
be
好吧 Raj 你要什么?
Whatever
you
recommend.
随便你推荐
Uh
how
about
a
grasshopper
草蜢酒怎么样?
I
make
a
mean
grasshopper.
我调的草蜢酒很棒
Okay
Good.Coming
up.
行吗? 好的
Sheldon
what
are
you
going
to
have
Sheldon 你要什么?
I'll
have
a
diet
coke.
我要一杯健怡可乐
Okay
can
you
please
order
a
cocktail
好吧 你能点鸡尾酒吗?
I
need
to
practice
mixing
drinks.
我需要练习怎么调酒
Fine.
好吧
I'll
have
a
virgin
cuba
libre.
我要圣洁古巴利布瑞酒 (由新鲜酸橙 可乐调制)
That's
um
rum
and
coke
without
the
rum.
那是朗姆可乐酒 去掉朗姆酒
Yes.
对
So...coke.
Yes.
- 那么...可乐 - 是的
And
would
you
make
it
diet
能不能是健怡的吗?
There's
a
can
in
the
fridge.
冰箱里有罐装的
A
cuba
libre
traditionally
comes
in
a
tall
glass
with
a
lime
wedge.
一杯传统的古巴利布瑞酒 是在高脚杯中加入酸橙
Then
swim
to
cuba.
那你游去古巴吧
Bartenders
are
supposed
to
have
people
skills.
吧台侍者应该具有人际交往能力
Okay.
好啦
Raj
here
you
go.
Raj 给你
All
right.
Who's
next
好啦 下一个到谁?
I'd
like
to
try
a
slippery
nipple.
我想试试光滑的咪咪
Okay
you're
cut
off.
好吧 你没资格了
Anybody
need
a
refill
谁要续杯?
Where
did
my
life
go
penny
我的人生驶向何方 Penny?
One
day
I'm
a
carefree
bachelor
眼下我还是无忧无虑的单身汉
and
the
next
I'm
married
and
driving
a
minivan
to
peewee
cricket
matches
in
suburban
new
delhi.
转眼我就结婚了 载着一车小孩 去新德里郊外打板球比赛
Are
you
talking
to
me
你在跟我说话?
Is
there
another
penny
here
这儿还有别人叫Penny?
I
had
such
plans.
我有计划
I
had
dreams.
我有梦想
I
was
going
to
be
the
indira
gandhi
of
particle
astrophysics.
我要成为粒子天体物理学界的甘地
But
with
a
penis
of
course.
区别是我有小鸡鸡
Amazing.
太神了
Ever
since
I
was
a
little
boy
我还小的时候
my
father
wanted
me
to
be
a
gynecologist
like
him.
我爸就想让我像他一样当妇科医生
How
can
I
be
a
gynecologist
我哪能做妇科医生?
I
can
barely
look
a
woman
in
the
eye
我都不敢看女人的眼睛!
You
know
what
知道吗?
I'm
not
going
to
let
my
parents
control
my
future
any
longer.
我不要父母控制我的未来
It's
time
for
a
showdown.
是时候摊牌了
Somebody
give
me
a
computer
with
a
webcam
谁给我一个带摄像头的电脑!
Okay
sweetie
I
think
that's
the
grasshopper
talking.
亲爱的 这是酒劲儿
And
it's
about
to
tell
my
parents
that
我要告诉我父母
I'm
not
riding
an
elephant
down
the
aisle
with
lalita
gupta.
我不要跟Lalita Gupta骑象走向圣坛
Okay
calm
down.
冷静
Look
no
one
can
make
you
get
married.
没人能逼你结婚
Why
don't
you
just
meet
this
girl
and
see
what
happens
不如跟她见见面 看会怎么样?
Haven't
you
been
listening
to
me
你没听我说吗?
I
cannot
talk
to
women.
我不能跟女人说话
Um
raj...
呃 Raj
no
no
let's
see
how
long
it
takes
him.
别说 看他多久才醒悟
Um
raj
honey
you
say
you
can't
talk
to
women
Raj 亲爱的 你说你不能跟女人说话
but
you've
been
talking
to
me.
可你一直在跟我说话
And
now
we'll
never
know.
这将是个永远的谜
You're
right.
I...
说的对...
I
am
talking
to
you.
我正在和你说话
Hello
penny
how
are
you
你好 Penny 怎么样?
I'm
fine.
我很好
Okay
now
I
just
need
to
make
sure
I
have
a
lalita
before
I
meet
the
grasshopper.
现在我只需确保 和草蜢酒见面之前先喝一杯Lalita
It's
a
sweet
green
miracle.
真是甜蜜的绿色奇迹
Okay
if
you're
going
to
drink
on
this
date
好吧 如果你要靠酒撑过这次约会
just
promise
me
you
won't
overdo
it.
向我保证不要太过头
Overdo
what
过什么头?
Happiness
快乐过头?
Freedom
自由过头?
This
warm
glow
inside
of
me
that
promises
everything's
going
to
be
all
hunky
dunky
向我保证一切都将顺利无比的 这股体内热流?
Yeah
that.
没错
Why
don't
you
bring
her
to
my
restaurant
你带她来我的餐馆吧
while
I'm
tending
the
bar
so
I
can
keep
an
eye
on
you.
我在吧台可以照看你们
Okay.
好
Wait
a
minute.
What's
the
plan
here
等等 你们什么计划?
Let's
say
he
meets
her
he
likes
her
they
get
married.
让他俩见面 他喜欢她 娶她
What's
he
going
to
do
stay
drunk
for
the
rest
of
his
life
然后在酒精的麻痹下度过余生?
Worked
for
my
parents.
我父母就是这样
I
can't
believe
I'm
sitting
here
next
to
little
lalita
gupta.
不敢相信小Lalita Gupta坐在旁边
Well
you
are.
事实如此了
Little
lalita.
小Lalita
That's
fd
of
kinun
to
say.
这个词发音很好玩
Little
lalita
little
lalita
little
lalita.
小Lalita 小Lalita 小Lalita
You
should
try
it.
你可以试试
Oh
it's
okay.
谢谢不用
You
have
lost
so
much
weight.
你瘦了很多
That
must
have
been
difficult
for
you
because
you
were
so
so
fat.
一定很辛苦吧 因为你以前好肥哦
Do
you
remember
记得吗?
Yes
I
do.
我记得
Of
course
you
do.
当然记得了
Who
could
forget
being
that
fat
肥成那样 谁能忘得了?
Well
I've
been
trying.
我一直在努力
So
you're
a
dental
student.
你现在学牙科了
Mm
are
you
aware
that
dentists
have
an
extremely
high
suicide
rate
你知道吗? 牙医的自杀率特别高
Not
as
high
as
say
air
traffic
controllers
but
then
当然没有空中交通管制员高
there
are
far
mo
dreentists
than
air
traffic
controllers
但是牙医的基数大大高于空管员
so
in
pure
numbers
you're
still
winning.
所以单就数量来说 还是你们胜出
Yay
me.
赢咯!
Do
you
have
a
drink
that
will
make
him
less
obnoxious
有什么酒能让他变得不那么讨厌?
Drinks
do
not
work
that
way.
没有这种酒
I'd
say
he's
doing
fine.
Look
at
her.
我觉得他没问题 看她
The
last
girl
my
mom
set
me
up
with
had
a
mustache
and
a
vestigial
tail.
上次我妈给我安排的相亲对像 不但有胡子 还有残留的尾巴
Sorry
I'm
late.
对不起 我来晚了
What
happened
怎么了?
Nothing.
I
just
really
didn't
want
to
come.
没什么 我就是有点不太想来
Virgin
diet
cuba
libre
please.
请来一杯"圣洁健怡古巴利布瑞酒"
Okay.
好吧
In
a
tall
glass
with
a
lime
wedge.
用高脚杯 要插柠檬片
Oh
I'll
wedge
it
right
in
there.
我这就插
So
how's
koothrappali...
Koothrappali怎么样了?
oh
my
lord.
噢 我的天
What
什么?
That's
princess
panchali.
这是Panchali公主
I'm
pretty
sure
her
name's
lalita.
我很确定她叫Lalita
No
no
princess
panchali
from
the
monkey
and
the
princess.
不是 是<猴子与公主>里的Panchali
Oh
yeah.
哦 对
I
tried
to
watch
that
online
but
they
wanted
my
credit
card.
我想在线看来着 不过要信用卡号的
It's
a
children's
story.
那是儿童故事
Oh
no
it
isn'T.
才不是呢
When
I
was
a
little
boy
and
got
sick
我小时候生了病
which
was
most
of
the
time
my
mother
would
read
it
to
me.
我一直生病啦 我妈妈会读给我听
It's
about
an
indian
princess
who
befriends
a
monkey
讲一个印度公主 她对一只猴子很好
who
was
mocked
by
all
the
other
monkeys
because
he
was
different.
这只猴子被所有的猴子嘲笑 因为他的样子不同
For
some
reason
I
related
to
it
quite
strongly.
因为某些原因 我对这个故事感同身受
I
know
the
reason.
我知道原因
We
all
know
the
reason.
我们都知道
Sheldon
what
are
you
getting
at
Sheldon 你想说什么?
That
woman
looks
exactly
like
the
pictures
of
princess
panchali
in
the
book.
那个女人像极了书上的Panchali公主
How
often
does
one
see
a
beloved
fictional
character
come
to
life
多难得见到一个你喜欢的角色 活生生在眼前啊
Every
year
at
comic
con.
每年动漫大会都能见到
Every
day
at
disneyland.
迪斯尼每天都有
You
can
hire
snow
white
to
come
to
your
house.
你可以花钱把白雪公主请回家
Of
course
they
prefer
it
if
you
have
a
kid.
最好是家里有小孩 否则她不太愿意去
Hey
guys.
伙计们
Isth
is
lalita
gupta.
她是Lalita Gupta
Lalita
this
is
leonard
and
sheldon
and
howard
and
penny.
Lalita 这是Leonard Sheldon Howard 还有Penny
Isn't
it
great
She
isn't
fat
anymore.
你们说多好? 她不是肥女了
Forgive
me
your
highness
for
I
am
but
a
monkey
请原谅 公主陛下 我只是一只猴子
and
it
is
in
my
nature
to
climb
我的天性就是爬树
I
did
not
mean
to
gaze
upon
you
as
you
comb
your
hair.
我不是故意在你梳头时弄乱你的头发
I'm
sorry
什么?
You
are
the
living
embodiment
of
the
beautiful
princess
panchali.
你是Panchali公主的真身
Oh
no
kidding.
不是吧
Who...
who
is
that
什么Panchali?
A
beloved
character
from
an
indian
folktale.
我最爱的印度童话主角
Us
indian
or
"come
to
our
casino"
indian
是我们这样的印度人 还是开赌场的印度人?
You
indian.
你们这样的
The
resemblance
is
remarkable.
简直太像了
I
can
practically
smell
the
lotus
blossoms
woven
into
your
ebony
hair.
我简直可以闻到你黑发上 点缀的荷花香
Well
thanks.
谢谢
I
imagine
you
smell
very
nice
too.
我想你的味道一定也很好
I
shower
twice
a
day
and
wash
my
hands
as
often
as
I
can.
我每天洗两次澡 洗手无数次
Really
So
do
I.
真的? 我也是
But
you're
a
dentist.
He's
nuts.
但你是牙科学生 他只是疯子
Don't
be
insulting
rajesh.
不要那样说人 Rajesh
So
sheldon
tell
me
more
about
this
princess
you
say
I
look
like.
Sheldon 多跟我说说那个公主
It
was
said
that
the
gods
fashioned
her
eyes
out
of
the
stars
她的眼睛是神用星星做的
and
that
roses
were
ashamed
to
bloom
in
the
presence
of
her
ruby
lips.
她艳红的唇 令玫瑰都羞于开放
Oh
my.
我的天
Back
off
sheldon.
滚开 Sheldon
What
为什么?
If
you
do
not
stop
hitting
on
my
lady
如果你再跟我的女人调情
you
will
feel
the
full
extent
of
my
wrath.
你会感受到我炽热的怒火
I'm
not
hitting
on
her.
我没在调情
And
I
am
not
your
lady.
我也不是你的女人
And
you
have
no
wrath.
你也没有怒火
You
are
my
lady.
你是我的女人
Our
parents
said
so.
我爸妈说了的
We
are
for
all
intents
and
purposes
100%
hooked
up.
从各方面来说 我们都是铁定在一起了
Okay
let's
get
something
straight
here.
好吧 有些话我跟你说清楚
The
only
reason
I
came
tonight
was
to
get
my
parents
off
my
case.
我今天来见你完全是敷衍我父母
I
certainly
don't
need
to
be
getting
this
old
world
crap
from
you.
我才不会嫁你这种老土人呢
That's
exactly
the
kind
of
spirit
with
which
princess
panchali
led
the
monkeys
to
freedom.
Panchali公主就是凭这种精神 带领猴子走向自由
Screw
princess
panchali.
去他妈Panchali公主
Hey
you
can't
talk
to
me
like
that.
不许你这么说我
But
you're
not
princess
panchali.
你不是Panchali公主啊
Luckily
for
you
she
could
have
you
beheaded.
幸好不是 否则你已经被斩首了
Sheldon
are
you
hungry
Sheldon 你饿吗?
I
could
eat.
吃点无妨
Let's
go.
我们走
What
just
happened
刚才怎么回事?
Beats
the
hell
out
of
me.
我也无法解释
I'll
tell
you
what
happened.
我告诉你怎么回事
I
just
learned
how
to
pick
up
indian
chicks.
我想我学会怎么泡印度妞了
What
are
we
supposed
to
say
to
lalita's
parents
让我怎么跟Lalita的父母交待?
I
play
golf
with
her
father.
我和她爸爸一起打高尔夫
I
won't
be
able
to
look
at
him.
我都不敢看他了
Maybe
you
should
keep
your
eye
on
the
ball
papa.
也许你应该看着球 爸爸
Oh
now
you're
a
funny
man.
你现在懂搞笑了
This
is
not
funny
mr.Funny
man.
这不好笑! 搞笑先生
Dr.And
mrs.Koothrappali
in
all
fairness
Koothrappali医生及夫人 说句公道话
it
wasn't
entirely
raj's
fault.
也不全是Raj的错
This
is
a
family
matter
sheldon.
这我们的家事 Sheldon
I'm
leonard.
我是Leonard
Oh
sorry.
You
all
look
alike
to
us.
不好意思 你们老外全都一个样
But
he's
right
papa.
他说的对 爸爸
Listen
to
him.
听他解释
You
You
are
the
one
who
ruined
everything.
你! 一切都是你搞糟的
Who
is
it
We
can't
see.
是谁? 我们看不见
Turn
us.
Turn
us.
转过去 转过去
Go
ahead
tell
my
parents
why
they
won't
have
any
grandchildren.
说吧 告诉我父母 为什么他们抱不上孙子
How
would
I
know
我怎么知道?
Do
you
have
a
low
sperm
count
你精子密度不足?
This
has
nothing
to
do
with
my
sperm
count.
跟我的精子密度完全没关系
You
are
wearing
the
boxers
that
we
sent
you
aren't
you
rajesh
我们寄给你的四角裤你穿着吧 Rajesh?
Yes
mumi.
穿着呢 妈妈
Because
you
know
what
happens
to
the
samosas
when
you
wear
tighty
whities.
穿那种紧身三角裤对小鸡鸡不好
Can
we
please
stop
talking
about
my
testicles
能不能别提我的睾丸?
Sheldon
tell
them
what
you
did.
Sheldon 告诉他们你做了什么
What
did
I
do
我做了什么?
You
left
with
his
date.
你拐跑了他的对象
Friends
don't
do
that
to
each
other.
朋友之间不能这样
All
right
noted.
好吧 知道了
Sorry.
对不起
Sorry
That's
all
you
can
say
is
sorry
对不起? 你就说一个对不起完事?
Take
it
raj.
It's
more
than
I've
ever
gotten.
接受吧 Raj 我连一句对不起都没收到过
And
may
I
point
out
she
woavdn't
hule
asked
me
to
go
with
her
我能否指出 她本来不会跟我走
if
you
hadn't
been
drunk
and
boring.
如果你不是喝醉了又无聊
Drunk
喝醉?
And
boring
her
words.
还有无聊 她的原话
I
knew
it.
我就知道!
He
moves
to
america
and
he
becomes
an
alcoholic.
他去了美国 变成酒鬼了
I'm
not
an
alcoholic.
我不是酒鬼
Then
why
were
you
drunk
那你为什么喝醉?
It
was
just
this
one
time
papa
I
swear.
就这一次 我发誓 爸爸
Are
you
in
denial
你现在是属于否认阶段?
Do
we
have
to
come
over
and
do
an
intervention
我们要不要来帮你做心理治疗?
Don't
embarrass
him
in
front
of
his
friends.
别让他在朋友面前落面子
All
right.
好吧
Carry
us
outside.
带我们出去
We
want
to
talk
to
you
in
private.
我们要私下谈
But
papa
please...
now
rajesh
- 爸爸 别... - 马上 Rajesh!
I
have
to
go.
我出去一下
Now
listen
to
me...
你给我听好...
at
least
wait
till
I
get
into
the
hall.
至少等我走到走廊里
okay
well
good
night.
好吧 晚安
Hold
on.
等等
What
happened
with
you
and
lalita
你和Lalita怎么样?
We
ate
she
lectured
me
on
the
link
between
gum
disease
and
heart
attacks
我们吃饭 她告诉我牙周病和心脏病有关
nothing
I
didn't
already
know
and
I
came
home.
都是我早就知道的东西 然后我回家
So
you're
not
going
to
see
her
again
你要和她再见面吗?
Why
would
I
see
her
again
为什么要和她再见面?
I
already
have
a
dentist.
我已经有牙医了
I
wonder
who's
going
to
tell
his
parents
they're
not
having
grandchildren
谁来告诉他的父母 永远都抱不上孙子了?
To
life
to
life
l'chaim
敬生命 敬生命 我致敬
l'chaim
l'chaim
to
life
我致敬 我致敬 敬生命
life
has
a
way
of
amusing
us
blessing
and
bruising
us
drink
生活给我们欢笑 有福有祸 干杯
l'chaim
to
li...fe.
我致敬 敬生~命
I
don't
believe
it.
What's
gotten
into
him
不敢相信 他中了什么邪?
maybe
a
couple
virgin
cuba
libres
that
turned
out
to
be
kind
of
slutty.
也许一点圣洁古巴利布瑞酒 让他变得放浪了
You
didn'T.
你不是吧
Hey
you
do
your
experiments.
I
do
mine.
你们做你们的实验 我做我的
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