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Raj
your
tag
is
sticking
out.
拉杰 衣服标签跑出来了
Thank
you.
That
was
the
closest
I've
come
to
sex
谢谢 这是我大概两年来
in
like
two
years.
离做爱最接近的一次了
Now
I
feel
a
little
gross.
现在我觉得有点恶心了
You're
only
making
it
seem
more
real
for
me.
你这话更让我觉得像做爱了
Hey
that's
my
wife.
If
anyone's
gonna
make
her
feel
gross
about
sex
it's
me.
那是我老婆好吗 如果有人让她觉得做爱很恶心 那也只能是我
Can
we
please
talk
about
something
other
than
my
depressing
love
life
我们能聊点除了我悲催的情场之外的事情吗
How
about
Penny's
depressing
acting
career
那聊聊佩妮悲催的演艺事业吧
I
mean
it's
been
a
little
tough
现在是有些不顺遂
but
Penny's
following
her
dreams
但佩妮是在勇敢追梦
and
in
my
book
that
is
not
depressing.
在我心中的小本子里 那才不悲催
Aw...
Thank
you.
谢谢支持
Is
that
book
called
Lies
I
Tell
to
Get
Sex
你的小本子书名是《撒谎骗炮大全》吗
Is
that
a
real
book
这书是真的吗
I
would
totally
read
that
book.
如果真有 我一定拜读啊
Can
I
borrow
it
when
you're
done
等你看完能借我也读读吗
Well
I'll
have
you
guys
know
姐就跟你们分享一下
I
turned
down
a
part
in
a
movie
last
week.
其实我上周才推掉一部戏约
Why
would
you
do
that
你为什么要推掉
Because
it
was
crap.
因为那角色太狗屎了
It's
a
sequel
to
that
awful
是我以前演过的
killer
gorilla
movie
I
was
in.
杀手猩猩电影的续集
Serial
Ape
ist
《杀人恶猿》吗
I
thought
you
died
in
that.
你不是在电影里被砍死了吗
She
does.
的确
42
minutes
in.
在电影的42分钟
while
showering
topless
当时她正裸身淋浴
16
minutes
after
brief
side
butt
就是跟其他学生会女生打完枕头仗
during
a
pillow
fight
with
her
sorority
sisters.
还小露了一下侧屁的16分钟后被杀
I
have
an
eidetic
memory.
我有过目不忘的记忆力
I
don't
know
what
his
problem
is.
但他忘吃什么药我就不知道了
Okay
well
there
are
no
shower
scenes
in
this
one.
这集里没有淋浴戏
They
just
try
to
clone
me
from
my
corpse
他们试图从我遗体中克隆出新的我
but
my
DNA
gets
mixed
with
the
ape's
DNA
但我的基因跟杀人猩的基因混到了
and
I
end
up
running
around
with
giant
gorilla
hands
and
feet.
所以我得用猩猩的巨手巨脚到处跑
Am
I
missing
something
是我漏掉什么点了吗
or
isn't
that
the
part
she
was
born
to
play
这角色不就是完全为她而设的吗
第七季
第十七集
生活大爆炸
So
are
you
really
not
gonna
do
this
movie
你真的不去演这电影吗
Well
I
don't
think
it's
the
kind
of
part
我觉得这个角色对我的演艺生涯
that's
good
for
my
career.
没有丝毫帮助
Well
but
don't
a
lot
of
famous
actors
可是很多知名演员刚出道时
get
their
start
doing
bad
movies
不都是从垃圾电影开始演的吗
Okay
I
don't
think
Meryl
Streep
ever
had
to
say...
但梅丽尔·斯特里普应该没碰到过
梅丽尔·斯特里普 美国电影史上最伟大的女演员之一
"must
keep
gorilla
hands
from
killing
again
"
"得制止这双猩猩手再去杀人"的电影吧
If
she
did
it
would
be
amazing.
如果她真演了 一定也很赞
That
woman
can
do
no
wrong.
这女人真是演什么像什么
I
I
don't
know
anything
about
show
business
我对演艺界完全不了解
so
if
you
think
it's
reasonable
to
turn
down
paid
work
所以如果你觉得推掉有酬工作
and
just
burn
through
your
savings
继续花光自己的积蓄是正确的
I'm
sure
you
know
what
you're
doing.
我绝对相信你脑子没抽风
I
think
we're
gonna
go.
我觉得我们该走了
Are
you
sure
你确定吗
We
were
making
fun
of
failed
careers.
我们不是在取笑别人失败的事业吗
We
didn't
get
to
tap
the
juicy
vein
that
is
Howard's.
都还没聊到真正的大笑点霍华德身上呢
Hey
I
work
at
the
same
university
you
do.
我跟你不是在同一间大学工作吗
Yes
and
Hawkeye's
in
the
avengers
是 但就像鹰眼侠也在复仇者联盟中
but
no
one
ever
says
"Help
Hawkeye
"
你有听过人喊"救命啊 鹰眼侠"吗
Can
I
ask
you
something
我能问你个问题吗
Why
do
you
constantly
feel
the
need
to
put
down
my
husband
为什么你总是要吐槽贬低我老公啊
Oh
I'm
sure
he
does
it
out
of
love.
他一定是吐槽出于情 贬低更是爱吧
The
same
way
my
boyfriend
makes
me
feel
terrible
我男朋友不也这么对我 好让我对
about
my
life
choices.
我做的人生决定感到难受吗
I
think
we're
gonna
go.
我们真的要走了
No
no
no.
This
is
not
a
fight.
不用不用 这不是吵架
I
I
was
just
excited
that
someone
offered
you
a
part
我们只是本来很高兴有人给你戏约嘛
and
a
little
surprised
that
you'd
rather
sit
at
home
但后来有点惊讶你居然
and
do
nothing
than
take
it.
宁愿在家闲着 也不愿意去演
Now
it's
a
fight.
现在是吵架了
Well
with
that
sorted
out
他们那边说清楚了
I'm
happy
to
answer
your
question
Bernadette.
我也很乐意来回答你的问题 伯纳黛特
Howard
started
it.
是霍华德先开始的
I
didn't
do
anything.
I
was
just
sitting
here.
我什么都没干好吗 我就坐着而已
I
wasn't
referring
to
this
evening.
我不是指今晚
Ten
years
ago
upon
first
seeing
me
10年前 我与他初次相见时
your
husband
claimed
that
I
looked
like
C
3PO
你老公说我长得像《星球大战》里的C-3PO
金色的人形机器人
and
Pee
wee
Herman.
与皮·威·赫尔曼
与谢尔顿外形有些神似
上世纪80年代的喜剧电视 电影角色
And
he
called
me
C
3P
wee
Herman.
而且他还叫我C-3P威赫尔曼
Still
funny.
10年后还是很好笑
That
was
ten
years
ago.
那都是10年前了
Nine
years
11
months
and
three
weeks
ago
在9年11个月又3周前
he
followed
that
up
by
replacing
the
slides
for
my
lecture
他随后又偷偷换掉了我教课的幻灯片
with
photographs
of
nude
fat
women
bending
over.
改成了一张裸身肥女人弯腰露屁股的照片
Really
你不是吧
The
lecture
was
on
cosmic
gas
clouds.
他那堂课在教宇宙的气体云嘛
That's
funny
胖子放屁成宇宙云 超好笑
I
was
there.
It
was
funny.
当时我在 真的超好笑
In
any
event
that
began
a
decade
long
progression
而在那之后 他开始了长达10年的
of
insults
pranks
and
unwanted
magazine
subscriptions.
各种羞辱 恶整 还给我订各种奇怪杂志
To
this
day
I
still
get
a
monthly
copy
一直到现在 我还每个月都收到
of
Granny
on
Granny.
《老奶奶床战老奶奶》
Which
other
than
its
surprisingly
fun
puzzle
page
除了出乎意料好玩的智力游戏页面之外
is
complete
filth.
整本都龌龊不堪
Thanks
for
walking
me
to
my
car.
谢谢你陪走到停车位那
Actually
it's
for
both
of
us.
其实我也想谢谢你
Last
night
I
watched
West
Side
Story
昨晚我看了电影《西区故事》
由音乐剧改编成电影的音乐歌舞帮派爱情故事
and
I'm
a
little
freaked
out
by
street
gangs.
现在有点害怕街头帮派
Why
can't
Raj
find
a
girl
为什么拉杰找不到女友
The
mystery
continues.
看来这问题找不到答案啦
I
don't
appreciate
your
sarcasm
虽然我不喜欢你挖苦我
but
we've
still
got
two
blocks
to
go
so
I'll
put
up
with
it.
但还有两个街区 所以我唯有忍忍了
Whatever
happened
with
your
online
dating
你网上交友进行得如何
No
one
was
writing
me
back
so
I
stopped
checking
my
profile.
没人回复我 所以我也懒得登上去看了
Before
I
met
Sheldon
I
was
ready
to
give
up
too.
在遇见谢尔顿前 我也准备要放弃
Once
I
even
dropped
in
on
my
OB/GYN
我还曾去拜访过我的妇产科医生
just
to
get
some
human
contact.
只为寻求跟人类有肉体接触的机会
It
has
been
a
while
since
I
got
my
prostate
checked.
貌似我的前列腺也好久没检查了
Then
I
met
Sheldon
and
look
at
where
we
are
now.
然后我遇见了谢尔顿 你看我们现在进展多快
What
You've
kissed
like
once
in
three
years.
有吗 你们交往三年才接过一次吻
That's
true.
Do
whatever
you
want.
那倒是 你爱干嘛干嘛吧
Hello.
你好
Listen
I
was
thinking
you
and
I
could
我一直在想 或许你和我
probably
try
to
be
better
friends.
可以试着成为更好的朋友
Really
是吗
I
was
thinking
what
we
have
now
is
a
bit
much.
我觉得我们现在就好得有点过分了
Seriously
I
was
talking
to
Bernadette
last
night
and...
说真的 我昨晚和伯纳黛特谈过了
she
made
some
great
points.
她说得很有道理
You
and
I
have
known
each
other
a
long
time
我们都认识彼此这么长时间了
and
I
didn't
hear
the
rest
'cause
she
took
her
bra
off.
后面的我没听进去 因为她把胸罩脱掉了
Very
well.
很好
How
do
you
propose
we
move
forward
那你觉得我们应该如何增进友谊
Uh
for
starters
we
could
stop
insulting
each
other.
首先我们可以停止羞辱对方
That's
a
great
idea.
这个主意真棒
And
in
the
spirit
of
our
new
arrangement
本着我们休战新协议的友好精神
I
will
mask
my
surprise
that
you
came
up
with
it.
我会掩饰我对你想出这主意的惊讶之情
Anyway
I
got
invited
to
do
a
little
talk
at
NASA
总之 这周末太空总署邀请我去休斯顿
in
Houston
this
weekend.
做一个小演讲
They
gave
me
two
tickets.
Bernadette
can't
go.
他们给我提供了两张机票 但伯纳黛特去不了
You
want
to
come
with
me
你想跟我一起去吗
You
can
visit
your
mom
你可以顺便去看看你妈
and
I'll
show
you
around
the
space
center.
我也可以带你参观太空中心
I
have
one
question.
我有个问题
Is
this
a
prank...
这是个恶作剧吗
where
we
land
in
Houston
会不会我们一到达休斯顿
and
you've
made
up
wanted
posters
那里会张贴着你做好的通缉令
that
have
my
face
with
a
mustache
and
a
Spanish
name
上面是我长着小胡子的照片 和一个西班牙名
and
then
I
get
arrested
and
deported
to
South
America
于是我会被逮捕并被遣送回南美洲
No.
不会
I'm
glad
because
I
would
not
have
seen
that
coming.
那我就放心了 因为我肯定料不到你会这么玩
Amy
I
could
use
some
help.
艾米 我想请你帮忙
Oh.
Let
me
guess.
There's
an...
我猜猜 是不是有位
undergrad
in
a
leather
jacket
穿着皮衣的男大学生
snapping
his
fingers
by
the
water
fountain.
在饮水机那里打着响指[西区故事中的混混]
I
thought
about
what
you
said
last
night
我认真想过你昨晚说的话
and
I
went
back
on
the
dating
Web
site
于是我再次登上交友网站
and
I
was
looking
at
this
girl's
profile.
我看见了这个女生的个人资料
She's
amazing.
她太完美了
Oh
she's
cute.
她长得不错
And
smart.
Phi
Beta
Kappa.
还很聪明 美国大学优等生荣誉学会会员
And
judging
by
her
lack
of
Adam's
apple
从她没有喉结这点可以判断出
she's
been
female
her
entire
life.
她这辈子一直都是女人
I
like
that
in
a
woman.
我喜欢女人这一点
Great
so
what
do
you
need
me
for
很好 你需要我帮什么忙
Well
I
was
up
all
night
trying
to
write
to
her
我一晚没睡给她写了一封信
but
I
wanted
to
run
it
by
you
first.
我想先听听你的意见
All
right.
好的
"Emily
"艾米丽
your
face
is
like
a
precious
dew
kissed
flower..."
你的脸颊就像被露珠吻过的花朵那么娇嫩"
I
know.
Powerful
stuff
huh
我知道 很有震撼力吧
No.
不对啦
You're
supposed
to
be
yourself
not
all...
你应该做自己 而不是像个
desperate
and
creepy.
饥渴又吓人的变态
Okay
I'm
getting
some
mixed
messages
here.
我就是那样的变态啊 那到底还要不要做自己
Just
say
something
normal
like
"I
saw
your
profile.
就写一些普通的东西 比如"我看了你的资料
Looks
like
we
have
a
lot
in
common
似乎咱俩有很多共同之处
let's
get
a
cup
of
coffee
sometime."
Yes.
-有空一起去喝杯咖啡吧" -对
"Where
I
can
be
jealous
of
the
cup
"喝咖啡时 我会嫉妒咖啡杯
touching
your
ruby
lips."
它能碰触你红宝石般的双唇"
Or
you
just
write
it
for
me.
或者干脆你帮我写吧
I'm
not
gonna
pretend
to
be
you.
我才不要假扮你呢
I
don't
want
you
to
pretend
to
be
me.
我不是要你假扮我
You
can
be
like
my
uh
online
wingman.
你可以当我的网络泡妞搭档
Like
if
we
met
her
at
a
bar
and
you
talked
me
up.
好比如果我们是在酒吧遇到她 你就在一旁使劲夸我
Well
what
would
I
say
to
her
那我应该跟她说什么
Just
tell
her
what
I'm
really
like.
告诉她我是个什么样的人
And
if
you
think
it'll
help
如果你觉得有帮助的话
that
you
saw
me
changing
once
可以说你曾见过我换衣服
and
my
package
reminded
you
of
the
muscular
tail
of
a
jaguar.
我的鸡鸡让你想到美洲虎肌肉发达的尾巴
Use
your
own
words.
用你自己的话去表达吧
Thanks
again
for
taking
me
to
the
pharmacy.
谢谢你载我去药房
Oh
it's
no
problem.
Is
everything
okay
别客气 你还好吗
Oh
I'm
fine.
It's
just
some
uh
我没事 这只是
stomach
medication
for
my
trip.
为我的旅行准备的胃药
There's
the
remote
yet
distinct
possibility
虽然可能性极小 但不排除
that
I
may
end
up
in
South
America.
我可能会沦落到南美洲
Remember
the
old
days
when
I
would've
said
something
dumb
还记得以前我会问你一些蠢问题吗
like
"why
"
比如像"为什么"
Uh
that
doesn't
sound
good.
这声音听起来不妙
Remember
the
old
days
when
I
used
to
point
out
还记得以前我会指出你上车后
that
your
check
engine
light
was
on
应该检查发动机警示灯是否亮着吗
Yes.
Well
get
ready
to
stroll
down
memory
lane
-记得 -少女 准备重温旧梦吧
Penny
your
check
engine...
佩妮 你检查发动机...
Yeah
I
know
it's
on
Sheldon
我知道灯是亮着的 谢尔顿
Oh
no
no
no
no
no.
别别别 不要啊
I
cannot
afford
this
right
now.
我现在可付不起修车费
Maybe
it's
just
something
minor.
或许只是小问题而已
Ooh
good
news
the
light
just
went
out.
好消息是那警示灯灭了
Are
we
playing
individual
or
teams
我们是各玩各的还是组队玩
Teams
are
fun.
组队有意思
Oh
in
that
case
I'd
like
to
be
partnered
这样的话 那我希望和我的好朋友
with
my
good
friend
Howard.
霍华德组队
But
I'm
always
on
Howard's
team.
可霍华德从来都跟我组队
We're
best
friends.
我们才是最好的朋友
The
kind
who
finish
each
others...
那种默契好到能完成对方的句...
I
really
don't
think
we
do
tha...
...do
that
See
-我不觉得我们有做这.. -这种事 你看
Oh
how'd
it
go
at
the
mechanic
修车行怎么说
Not
great.
Can
I
talk
to
you
for
a
sec
不太妙 能借一步说话吗
Yeah
sure.
好啊
Maybe
I
can
go
with
you
guys
to
Houston
我能跟你们一起去休斯顿吗
Isn't
it
a
little
late
to
get
plane
tick...
现在买机票是不是有点...
...plane
tickets
Yeah.
...有点晚吗 没错
Will
you
please
sto...
求求你别再闹...
...stop
that
Okay.
...别再闹了 好的
I
don't
know
what
to
do.
我真不知道该如何是好
My
car
threw
a
rod
and
it's
totaled.
我的车坏了 彻底报废了
I
can't
afford
a
new
one
I
have
no
job
可我工作也没了 又买不起新车
and
now
I
can't
drive
to
auditions.
现在我连试镜都没办法去
I'm
so
sorry.
真遗憾
I
know
it's
a
sensitive
subject
我知道这件事你不爱听
but
can
you
reconsider
that
part
in
the
movie
可你能重新考虑一下那个电影角色吗
I
did.
I
called
them.
The
part's
gone.
我考虑了 我打了电话 人家不要我了
They
gave
it
to
someone
else.
那个角色已经被别人抢走了
Now
that
girl's
gonna
get
discovered
and
become
famous
现在那姑娘马上就要一夜成名
and
go
on
Letterman
and
talk
about
然后去访谈秀大聊特聊她是如何
how
she
got
her
big
break
on
a
cheap
monkey
movie
从一部廉价的猴子电影中一举成名的
all
because
some
dumb
girl
thought
it
was
beneath
her.
这都多亏了某个傻妞当初不屑去演
At
least
they
talked
about
you
on
Letterman.
这样你至少还在访谈秀上被提起了啊
Come
on
I
can
drive
you
wherever
you
need
to
go.
别这样 你想去哪儿 我都开车载你
How
Unlike
me
you
have
a
job.
怎么可能 你和我不一样 你有工作呀
I'm
just
gonna
have
to
go
back
to
being
a
waitress...
我唯有回去当我的服务员
...like
I
will
be
for
the
rest
of
my
life.
这将成为我一辈子的工作
Leonard
would
you
wrap
it
up
莱纳德 你麻利一点好不好
We're
waiting
on
you.
我们都在等你呢
I'm
sorry
is
the
fact
that
my
life's
falling
apart
对不起 是不是我苦难的人生
interfering
with
your
board
game
打扰到您崇高的桌游了
It
is.
是的
You
were
wrong
friend
Howard.
你错了 吾友霍华德
She
completely
understood.
她完全能理解我们的状况
Hey
you
busy
你现在忙吗
No.
What's
up
不忙 什么事
Have
you
heard
back
from
Emily
艾米丽回信了吗
I
have.
回了
Great
And
太好了 说什么
And
I'm
afraid
she
doesn't
think
you're
right
for
her.
恐怕她觉得你俩不合适
I
give
you
one
simple
thing
to
do
我给了你一个这么简单的任务
contact
a
complete
stranger
联系一个素未谋面的陌生人
and
make
her
fall
in
love
with
me
让她爱上我
and
you
blow
it
你却连这都办砸了
I
told
her
what
a
good
guy
you
are
but
我把你的好都告诉她了 可是
she
thought
it
was
a
bad
sign
她觉得你不肯亲自给她写信
that
you
didn't
write
to
her
yourself.
这就不是什么好兆头
She
thought
it
made
you
seem
too
shy
and
passive.
她觉得你显得太害羞 太被动了
I'm
not
too
shy
and
passive.
人家才不害羞和被动呢
You
write
her
back
and
tell
her
I
said
that.
你马上回信给她 把我的话告诉她
You
know
when
you
have
a
second.
当然 等你有空的时候
Look
I'll
see
if
I
can
change
her
mind
tomorrow
night.
明晚我会试着改变她的想法
What's
happening
tomorrow
night
明天晚上有什么事
I'm
meeting
her
for
coffee.
我要和她出来喝咖啡
What
什么
Well
we
just...
we
e
mailed
back
and
forth
a
bit
我们后来发了几次邮件
and
we
kind
of
hit
it
off.
发现我俩还挺合拍的
I
find
a
girl
I
like
and
you're
stealing
her
No.
-我找到了梦中情人 你却要把她抢走 -才不是
We
just
ended
up
having
a
lot
in
common.
我们只是发现两人有很多共同点
We
went
to
Harvard
we
like
Chaucer
我们都是哈佛毕业 我们都喜欢乔叟[英国作家]
we're
both
hardcore
into
quilting.
我们都疯狂喜欢缝花被子
Your
words
fall
like
acid
rain
你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨
on
the
wounded
petals
of
my
heart.
在我破碎的心上胡乱地拍
That's
Sheldon.
是谢尔顿
He
says
he'll
be
down
in
a
minute.
他说他马上就下来
What
are
you
doing
你在干什么
Oh
he's
not
coming
out
until
he
sees
proof
他不确认你车里没有空气清新剂
you
don't
have
an
air
freshener
in
your
car.
他就不会出来
This
is
gonna
be
a
long
weekend
for
you.
这个周末你肯定度日如年了
You're
the
reason
I'm
doing
it
明明是你要我这么做的
I
said
to
stop
insulting
each
other.
我只是让你们不要再互相攻击了
I
didn't
tell
you
to
take
him
on
a
romantic
getaway.
又没叫你和他一起共度浪漫周末
How
do
I
know
what
you
said
我怎么知道你都说了什么
Damn
you
and
your
noise
cancelling
breasts.
都怪你和你那对"化言语为无声"的大咪咪
Hello.
你们好
Hi.
Hey
buddy.
-你好啊 -你好
You
excited
for
Texas
要去德克萨斯了 开心吗
Oh
very
much
so.
当然开心了
It's
not
every
day
you
get
to
tour
NASA
with
a
real
astronaut.
能和真正的宇航员去太空总署 千载难逢啊
Who's
the
real
astronaut
那个真正的宇航员是谁呀
Buzz
Aldrin.
巴斯·奥尔德林[传奇宇航员]
Oh.
Yay
太好了
Howard
霍华德
Howard
霍华德
Howard
霍华德
What
now
又怎么了
I
have
to
go
to
the
bathroom.
我要去上厕所了
You
just
went
to
the
bathroom.
你不是刚去了吗
I
didn't
use
it
because
it
didn't
seem
safe.
我没上 因为感觉不太安全
Despite
all
my
e
mails
the
toilet
didn't
have
a
seatbelt.
尽管我曾多次发邮件 马桶还是没加装安全带
Well
it
still
doesn't.
现在也还是没有啊
I
realize
that
but
safety
concerns
went
out
the
window
我知道 前面贪杯喝苹果汁时
two
apple
juices
ago.
就把安全问题抛之脑后了
Fine.
好吧
Why
are
you
getting
annoyed
你为什么这么心烦
I'm
trying
to
be
a
better
friend
我努力当一个更好的朋友
but
you
constantly
say
and
do
irritating
things.
但你不断说些烦人的话 做些烦人的事
Like
when
When
-什么时候 -什么时候
How
about
in
the
car
之前在车里时
I'm
an
astronaut
and
you
know
it.
我是宇航员 你知道的
You
just
don't
like
admitting
it
because
you're
jealous.
你只是不愿承认 因为你嫉妒
Well
truth
be
told
说实话
as
a
child
I
did
dream
of
going
to
space.
我小时候的确梦想过上太空
Those
astronauts
were
my
heroes.
那些宇航员是我的英雄
And...
后来
when
you
got
to
go
it
was
hard
for
me.
你也上太空了 我挺难接受的
Thank
you.
谢谢
Because
it
made
me
realize
因为这让我意识到
they'll
just
send
anyone
up
there.
是个人就能被太空总署送上去
Aren't
you
going
to
let
me
out
No.
-你不打算让我出去了吗 -不
But
I
still
need
to
use
the
bathroom.
但我还是需要上洗手间
Here
you
go.
Be
creative.
给你 发挥创意吧
What's
the
matter
Scared
of
a
little
turbulence
怎么啦 害怕小小的乱流吗
No
turbulence
is
just
the
equalization
不害怕 乱流只是大气中
of
diurnal
temperature
variations
in
the
atmosphere.
昼夜温差的均衡
I'm
not
scared
at
all.
我一点也不怕
Oh
apple
juice
stay
where
you
are.
苹果汁 别出来啊
Oh
this
is
nothing.
这算什么啊
I
experienced
way
worse
我以"假宇航员"身份
when
I
was
plummeting
back
to
Earth
乘飞船垂直降落重返地球时
apparently
not
being
a
real
astronaut.
那滋味才叫一个难受
Okay
that
was
a
big
one.
好吧 刚才那下挺严重的
I
take
it
back.
I'm
scared
of
turbulence
我收回刚才的话 我害怕乱流
I'm
gonna
need
that
bag
back.
把呕吐袋还给我
You
sure
you
want
to
do
this
你确定要这么做吗
Yeah.
Why
wouldn't
I
want
to
get
my
old
job
back
对 我为什么不想要回原来的工作
It'll
be
fun
to
see
everyone.
看到大家一定"很有意思"
I
haven't
talked
to
them
since
I
said
我最后一次跟大家说的是
"I
quit.
See
you
at
the
Oscars
bitches."
"姐辞职了 奥斯卡颁奖礼见 贱人们"
Come
on
let's
just
get
this
over
with.
快点 早搞完早收工
"Let's
get
this
over
with."
"早搞完早收工"
Am
I
driving
you
to
the
Cheesecake
Factory
我这是要开车送你去芝士工厂
or
are
we
having
sex
还是我们要做爱啊
I'm
just...
I'm
trying
to
lighten
the
mood.
我只是想逗你乐一下
I
know.
Thank
you.
Sorry.
-我知道 谢谢 -抱歉
It's
just
so
humiliating.
真是太丢人了
So
humiliating
太丢人了
Am
I
driving
you
to
the
Cheesecake
Factory...
我这是要开车送你去芝士工厂还...
I'm
sorry.
I'll
I'll
stop.
I'll
stop.
对不起 我不说了 我不说了
Come
on
don't
look
so
sad.
拜托 别这么伤心
You
never
know
what's
gonna
happen.
你永远不知道未来会发生什么事
Maybe
tonight
will
be
great.
也许今晚会非常棒
Sweetie
I
know
you're
trying
to
make
me
feel
better
亲爱的 我知道你在努力安慰我
and
I
love
you
for
that
我喜欢你这么体贴
but
it's
making
me
feel
worse
and
I
kind
of
hate
you.
但这让我更难受了 而且我有点讨厌你
This
isn't
your
car.
这不是你的车啊
I
know.
I
thought
we'd
take
yours.
我知道 我想我们开你的车去
I
don't
understand.
我不明白
It's
nothing
fancy
but
it'll
get
you
to
auditions
虽然不是豪车 但至少你去试镜能有代步工具
and
at
least
for
now
you
don't
have
to
go
back
to
waitressing.
至少现在 你不用回去做服务员了
I
don't
know
what
to
say.
我不知道该说什么
Don't
say
anything.
什么也不用说
Oh
my
God.
我的天
I
mean
you
could
say
"thank
you."
你可以说"谢谢你"
I
did
just
buy
you
a
car.
我的确送了辆车给你
Look
I
admit
that
it's
odd
我承认拉杰什
that
Rajesh
didn't
write
to
you
himself
不亲自写信给你是有些奇怪
but
if
you
get
to
know
him
但如果你了解他
you'll
see
he's
just
a
sweet
regular
guy.
你就会知道他只是个亲切的普通人
As
a
counterpoint
here
he
is
作为有趣的对比 他来了
uninvited
and
visibly
sweaty.
不速之客兼大汗淋漓
Hello
Emily.
Hello.
-你好 艾米丽 -你好
Amy
told
me
you
were
concerned
that
艾米告诉我你担心我
I
might
be
too
passive
and
shy.
可能太过被动与害羞
Let
me
ask
you
something.
我问你个事
Would
a
passive
guy
barge
in
here
一个被动的人会闯进这里
to
look
you
in
the
eye
and
say
看着你的眼睛说
"Hey
dew
kissed
flower
what's
up
"
"嘿 露水吻过的鲜花 你好啊"
No
but
a
weird
guy
with
no
boundaries
might.
不 但没有下限的变态可能会说
Uh
okay
that's
a
separate
issue.
好吧 这是另外的问题
Let's
put
a
pin
in
that
and
just
focus
on
the
passive
thing.
咱们先把这问题摆一边 专注于"被动"
I'm
leaving.
我走了
Are
we
still
going
to
go
to
that
Chaucer
reading
Friday
我们周五还去乔叟读书会吗
You
know
I
think
I'm
just
gonna
go
by
myself.
我想我还是一个人去吧
Not
my
best
first
date.
算不上是我最棒的初次约会
Yeah
but
not
my
worst
either.
也算不上是最差劲的
I'm
sorry
for
every
mean
thing
I
ever
did
or
said
to
you
我就以前对你说过的刻薄话做过的刻薄事道歉
I'm
sorry
too
It's
all
my
fault
我也道歉 全是我的错
If
you
weren't
my
friend
如果没有你这个朋友
there'd
be
a
hole
in
my
life
我的人生会若有所失
Thank
you
Sheldon.
谢谢你 谢尔顿
Kind
of
like
when
Firefly
was
cancelled.
就好像剧集《萤火虫》被砍了
But
not
as
big.
但失落感没那么严重
The
captain
has
turned
off
the
fasten
seat
belt
sign.
机长已经关闭了安全带指示灯
You're
now
free
to
move
about
the
cabin.
各位可以在机舱内走动了
It's
over.
Yeah.
-结束了 -是的
Should
we
stop
holding
hands
now
我们是不是应该松开对方的手了
In
a
minute.
Okay
good.
-等会吧 -太好了
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