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It's
pretty
late.
You
think
we
got
time
挺晚了 你觉得我们
to
run
somemore
simulations
on
the
cooling
system
有时间再模拟运行一下冷却系统吗
Sure
I'm
still
figuring
out
the
thermoacoustic
expander.
可以啊 我也还在想怎么弄热声扩展器
Oh
while
you
do
that
I
am
going
to
你们弄吧 我打算
pump
cerebral
spinal
fluid
through
my
brain
cells
去让脑脊髓液重新流过我的大脑细胞
to
remove
the
metabolic
by
products
of
the
day's
thoughts.
好消除今日思考所产生的代谢副产品
What
什么鬼
It's
called
sleep
and
it's
my
bedtime.
俗称"睡觉" 我睡觉时间到了
Nighty
night
y'all.
晚安了 两位
Hey
hey
hey
you're
not
going
anywhere.
喂喂喂 你别想跑
We
only
have
two
months
to
deliver
this
to
the
Air
Force
我们只有短短两个月就得交货给空军
because
of
you.
全是拜你所赐
I
know
I
was
there.
我知道啊 当时我在场呢
Well
wake
up
快给我醒来
We're
gonna
put
in
a
lot
of
late
nights.
我们经常得加班到深夜呢
How
late
加到多晚
Well
I
don't
know
midnight
1
00.
谁知道啊 到半夜12点或1点吧
One
o'clock
到1点啊
I'm
not
a
raccoon.
我又不是小浣熊
If
you're
tired
have
some
coffee.
你要是累了 就去喝点咖啡
What
You
have
some
coffee.
什么 你才该去喝咖啡吧
I
am
having
coffee
我正喝着呢
And
look
how
irritable
it's
making
you
Guys
-你看你喝完人多暴躁 -两位
We're
not
gonna
get
anything
done
if
we
start
fighting.
只要一开始吵架 肯定啥也干不了了
Now
can
you
please
try
to
soldier
through
你能不能爷们点 撑过去
Fine.
好吧
I
don't
think
I
can
go
much
longer.
我觉得我撑不了多久了
It's
been
three
and
a
half
minutes
wake
up
才过了三分半钟好吗 给我醒来
Our
whole
universe
was
in
a
hot
dense
state
Then
nearly
14
billion
years
ago
expansion
started...
Wait
The
Earth
began
to
cool
The
autotrophs
began
to
drool
Neanderthals
developed
tools
We
built
the
Wall
We
built
the
pyramids
Math
Science
History
unraveling
the
mystery
That
all
started
with
a
big
bang
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十季 第三集
Bang
I
had
a
bad
dream
that
my
best
friend
became
a
tyrant
我做了一个恶梦 梦到我最好的朋友
and
forced
me
to
stay
up
all
night
to
work.
变成了一个暴君 逼我彻夜工作
Oh
I
had
a
good
dream
that
when
I
carried
you
to
bed
我做了一个美梦 梦到我抱你上床睡时
I
let
your
head
hit
the
wall
and
I
laughed.
你的头撞到墙 然后我开怀大笑
Good
morning.
早安
What
is
this
这是在干嘛
Well
we
didn't
see
you
last
night
我们昨晚都没见着你们
we're
not
gonna
see
you
today
今天也见不到你们
so
we
thought
we
could
have
breakfast
together.
所以就想好歹一起吃顿早饭
Oh
that
is
so
nice.
这样真好
Ow
it
does
hurt
真的会疼呢
So
what
are
you
guys
gonna
do
today
所以你们今天打算干嘛
Well
Sheldon
was
supposed
to
go
to
this
party
with
me
this
afternoon
本来今天下午谢尔顿该陪我去个派对
but
I
don't
think
that's
happening.
但我想这事是没戏了
Oh
that
was
never
happening.
从一开始就没有戏过
Oh
I'll
go.
那我陪你去
I
like
a
party.
我喜欢参加派对
Well
to
be
honest
it's
not
like
a
"party"
party
不瞒你说 不是平常说的那种"派对"
it's
more
like
a
gathering
反而更像是个聚会
where
scientists
of
different
disciplines
get
together
就是不同领域的科学家们聚集在一起
to
share
their
work
分享研究成果
and
keep
current
on
what's
going
on
in
other
fields.
以及讨论其他科研领域的最新情况
I
don't
know
why
I
called
it
a
party
sorry.
我也不知道我为啥称这为派对 对不起
It's
okay
I'll
still
go.
没关系 我还是愿意去
You
don't
think
you'll
be
bored
你不觉得你会感到无聊吗
Oh
I'll
have
some
wine
我就喝点酒
and
listen
to
people
go
on
about
crap
I
don't
understand.
然后听听别人聊点我屁都不懂的事情
I
mean
how
is
it
any
different
than
every
single
day
of
my
life
这跟我每天的生活又有什么不同呢
I
won't
be
there.
可我不会在场啊
Look
at
that
it
is
a
party.
哎妈 还真是个派对
Sorry
I
have
to
work
all
weekend.
抱歉我整个周末都得工作
It's
okay.
没关系
Thanks
again
for
breakfast.
谢谢你为我做早餐
Well
I
didn't
get
to
see
you
last
night.
昨晚都没等到你回家
It
was
the
least
I
could
do.
臣妾只想尽一点绵力
You
shouldn't
have
made
the
alarm
code
his
birthday.
皇上你就不应该把家门密码设那贱人生日
So
what
should
we
do
today
咱俩今天干点什么呢
Oh
I
appreciate
it
谢谢你
but
you
don't
have
to
spend
your
day
off
with
me.
但你的休息日不用浪费来陪我啦
Well
I
don't
mind.
我不介意啊
Oh
you
want
go
to
the
mall
and
look
at
baby
stuff
你想去商场里逛逛婴儿用品吗
Not
really.
没兴趣
Oh
come
on
we
could
share
a
pretzel
来嘛 我们可以共吃一个椒盐脆饼
and
get
sideways
glances
from
racist
old
ladies.
然后被种族歧视老太婆用斜眼瞄
I
get
enough
of
that
when
I
take
Howard
我带犹太人霍华德
to
my
grandmother's
for
Christmas.
回我奶奶家过圣诞时就体验过了
Oh
I
know
我知道了
why
don't
we
get
started
on
clearing
out
the
baby's
room
我们可以开始收拾出婴儿房啊
Isn't
it
a
little
early
for
that
这会不会有点太早了啊
You
have
to
get
to
it
eventually.
早晚都得收拾
Oh
there's
so
much
junk
in
there
it's
embarrassing.
里面堆了超多垃圾 太不好意思了
How
can
you
be
embarrassed
around
me
你怎么能在我面前觉得不好意思呢
I'm
gonna
be
in
the
room
with
you
when
you
give
birth.
到时候我还会陪你进产房呢
I
don't
think
you
are.
我觉得你不会
You
didn't
think
I
was
gonna
be
in
your
kitchen
this
morning
你也觉得我今早不会出现在你家厨房
yet
here
I
am.
但我还不是来了
Hey
kid.
小子
Huh
what
啥
You
look
tired.
你看起来很累
Why
don't
you
have
an
energy
drink
你何不来一瓶功能饮料呢
Everyone's
doing
it.
大家都在喝[吸食]
Oh
no
thank
you
those
have
caffeine
in
them.
不了 谢谢 里面含有咖啡因
Oh
sorry
I
thought
you
were
cool.
是我不好 我还以为你很潮呢
I
am
cool.
我是很潮啊
This
is
Yoo
hoo
你看这饮料
chocolate
milk's
delicious
watery
cousin.
这是兑水版的巧克力牛奶
All
right.
好吧
But
if
you
ever
want
to
feel
like
you
have
superpowers
但如果哪天你想体验有超能力的感觉
try
one
of
these.
那就试一瓶这个
Superheroes
take
performance
enhancing
chemicals
超级英雄们使用禁药吗
You
bet.
那还用说
You
know
why
Hulk
is
so
strong
你知道为什么浩克这么强壮吗
Steroids.
类固醇
You
know
why
Batman
wanders
around
at
night
你知道为什么蝙蝠侠总是昼伏夜出
getting
into
fights
大晚上跟人打架吗
Scotch.
喝酒了
I
am
facing
a
great
deal
of
work.
我的确是有一堆活儿要干
And
I
do
like
things
better
when
famous
people
also
like
them.
名人效应的确能让我更喜欢某些东西
Here.
给
It's
on
the
house.
这瓶我请你
The
first
one's
free
第一瓶免费吗
Flash
how
do
you
stay
in
business
闪电侠 你这样生意怎么没垮
You
want
to
know
my
secret
你想知道我的秘诀吗
I
bought
stock
in
Marvel.
我买了漫威的股票
闪电侠是漫威公司对手DC的作品
Hi
Bert.
你好 伯特
This
is
my
friend
Penny.
这是我的朋友佩妮
Hi.
Hey
come
on
in.
-你好 -快请进
I'll
gonna
go
turn
on
some
rock
music.
我去放点摇滚[石头]乐
That's
a
geology
joke.
那是地质学的双关语笑话
Bert's
a
geologist.
伯特是一名地质学家
And
a
joker.
也是一名说笑达人
How
early
are
we
我们早到很久吗
Oh
actually
we're
an
hour
late.
其实我们晚到了一个小时
I
suddenly
wish
Sheldon
was
here.
突然好希望谢尔顿在这儿
I
don't
even
know
where
to
begin.
我都不知道该从哪里开始收拾
Well
in
The
Sound
of
Music
Julie
Andrews
says
《音乐之声》的女主角曾说
"Let's
start
at
the
very
beginning.
"让我们从头开始
源自电影中经典歌词《Do Re Mi》的歌词
A
very
good
place
to
start."
那是个适合开始的好地方"
Oh
I
was
gonna
start
at
the
end.
我本来还打算从尾开始呢
Thank
God
you're
here.
真是要"谢谢你"呀
Well
I
think
the
first
thing
we
should
get
rid
of
is
我觉得首先需要扔掉的东西是
that
tone.
你这态度
Sorry.
对不起
I
should
probably
keep
this
in
case
we
have
a
girl.
我应该留着这个 万一生了个女儿呢
Oh
that's
a
nice
one.
这小房子真可爱
Was
it
yours
when
you
were
little
是你小时候的东西吗
My
dad
built
it
for
me.
我爸爸给我做的
Wow
it's
so
cute.
真有爱
This
was
the
husband
and
this
was
the
wife.
这个是老公 这个是老婆
They'd
go
out
on
adventures
together.
他们会一起去冒险
Cruises
skiing
horseback
riding.
游山玩水 滑雪骑马
That
was
really
me
just
duct
taping
them
to
our
dog.
其实就是用胶带把他们粘在我家狗上
Oh
and
did
they
have
kids
他们有孩子吗
They
did
有啊
but
the
mommy
and
daddy
didn't
like
them
可惜他俩不喜欢孩子
so
they
shipped
them
off
to
an
orphanage
所以他们把孩子送到
I
made
out
of
a
shoebox.
我用鞋盒做的孤儿院
Yeah
that's
not
worrisome
at
all.
听了完全不会让人担心啊
Not
every
girl
dreams
about
being
a
mom.
不是每一个女生都梦想当妈
Sometimes
you
think
you're
never
gonna
have
kids
可能有时你觉得永远都不会有小孩
and
one
day
you
wake
up
and
you're
pregnant.
结果某天醒来就发现自己怀孕了
And
it
doesn't
matter
that
your
career's
going
great
right
now
哪怕自己的事业正蒸蒸日上
taped
to
a
dog
去游山玩水的机会
I
skipped
spin
class
for
this.
我居然为了这个翘了动感单车课
Why
is
it
taking
him
so
long
他怎么能去这么久
to
get
a
drink
out
of
a
vending
machine
不就从自动贩售机买瓶喝的吗
Oh
it's
complicated.
你估计很难理解
He
finds
pushing
that
little
door
他对推开那扇小门
and
reaching
up
into
the
machine
uncomfortably
intimate.
伸手进机器里拿东西的亲密度 感到不舒服
Gentlemen
I
am
ready
to
work.
男士们 我准备好开工了
To
quote
The
Martian
"Let's
science
the
feces
out
of
this
"
引用《火星救援》的台词"我得用科学大展屎威了"
That's
The
Martian
the
book
and
The
Martian
the
movie
我说的是《火星救援》这本书和同名电影
not
Marvin
the
Martian.
不是《火星人马文》
Although
to
quote
Marvin
the
Martian
要不也引用一下卡通《火星人马文》好了
"I
claim
this
planet
in
the
name
of
Mars."
"我以火星的名义宣布 这星球归我了"
Are
you
okay
你还好吧
Oh
I'm
fantastic
never
been
better.
好极了 从来没这么好过
I
had
my
first
energy
drink
and
I
feel
great.
我喝了人生第一瓶功能饮料 自我感觉棒棒哒
Hey
you
guys
want
to
wrestle
你们想玩摔跤吗
We
can
do
arm
thumb
mud
sumo.
我们可以掰手腕 掰拇指 泥浆摔跤 相扑
Nah
we're
not
fat
enough
or
wearing
diapers.
算了 我们不够胖 也没穿着尿布
You
wanted
him
awake.
是你要他保持清醒状态的
So
should
we
talk
to
each
other
or
mingle
我们该只跟对方说话 还是去交际啊
I
don't
know
where
everyone
is.
我不知道其他人上哪儿了
Yeah
I
mean
是啊 我是说
I
could
see
him
eating
one
or
two
guests
我可以想象他吃了一个或两个客人
but
not
a
whole
party.
但吃光一群也太扯了吧
Well
I
guess
this
is
kind
of
a
bust.
这派对有点失败
You
don't
have
to
stay.
你们想走就走吧
I'm
gonna
start
cleaning
up.
我要开始打扫了
Okay.
好吧
I
feel
so
bad
about
leaving
him
here.
把他扔在这里我会很内疚的
Oh
it's
funny
I
was
just
thinking
the
same
thing
about
you.
真有意思 我刚想扔下你时也觉得内疚
Hey
listen
听着
could
you
not
say
anything
about
this
你能不能别把这件事
to
the
people
at
the
university
告诉大学里的人
You
know
'cause...
因为...
you're
you
and
I'm
me
and
it's
kind
of
embarrassing.
你是如此... 而我... 这有点丢人
Wait
what
do
you
mean
"she's
her"
等等 "她是如此..."是什么意思
Well
you
know
how
Amy's
the
coolest
girl
on
campus
right
艾米是大学里最酷的女生 不是吗
No.
No.
-当然不是 -当然不是
Oh
yeah
everybody
thinks
so.
真的 大家都这么觉得
What
什么
You
tell
me
about
your
foot
fungus
but
this
is
a
secret
你得了脚气就告诉我 反而这事藏着掖着啊
I'm
sure
it's
just
'cause
I'm
dating
Sheldon.
我敢说肯定是因为我的男友是谢尔顿
Mm
actually
I
think
Sheldon's
popular
老实说 谢尔顿之所以受欢迎
because
he's
dating
you.
是因为他的女友是你
Now
Sheldon's
popular
现在谢尔顿居然受人欢迎了
What
is
happening
到底是什么状况啊
Maybe
we
should
break
for
lunch.
或许我们该休息吃个午餐
What
time
is
it
几点了
According
to
the
world's
worst
cuckoo
clock
it's
2
00.
史上最烂的布谷鸟报时钟刚说 两点了
My
head
hurts
我的头好疼
and
I'm
more
tired
than
ever.
我此生第一次这么累
Why
don't
you
just
go
home
你干嘛不回家
No
I
can
do
this.
不 我能撑下去
I
just
I
just
need
another
energy
drink.
我...我只需再来一瓶功能饮料
Oh
no.
糟糕
What
怎么了
I
want
another
one.
我想再来一瓶
So
所以呢
That's
a
craving.
那是一种渴求
That's
a
sign
of
chemical
dependency.
药物依赖的征兆
You
only
had
one.
你才喝了一瓶
No
I
know
不 我知道
but
plenty
of
things
are
addictive
after
a
single
exposure.
但很多事物只要试一次就会上瘾
I
mean
crack
cocaine
nicotine
Pringles.
比如说可卡因 尼古丁 品客薯片
You
know
once
one
pops
one
just
can't
stop.
根本停不下来
You
can't
develop
a
problem
that
fast.
你哪有可能这么快就染上瘾
You
want
to
bet
Oh
great
你要打赌吗 这下好了
now
I'm
addicted
to
gambling.
我现在还染上赌瘾了
We
can't
afford
to
lose
any
more
time.
我们没时间浪费了
Well
this
probably
won't
work
but
has
anyone
ever
tried
虽然可能没多大用 但你们曾经试过
to
just
haul
off
and
whoop
the
crazy
out
of
him
运起12成功力 打他个茅塞顿开吗
That's
not
helpful.
这个建议完全没有帮助
It's
fun
to
think
about
but
it's
not
helpful.
虽然想起来爽翻了 但没有实质帮助
Hey
Sheldon
we
are
on
a
serious
time
crunch.
谢尔顿 我们时间非常紧张
We
can't
do
this
without
you.
没有你我们根本完成不了
Can
you
please
pull
it
together
拜托你别演大戏了好不好
I'm
sorry.
Yes
of
course.
抱歉 我会好好振作的
Thank
you.
谢了
Just
please
bear
with
me
也请两位在我出现
if
I
display
symptoms
of
caffeine
withdrawal.
咖啡因脱瘾症状时尽量包容一下
No
worries.
没问题
You
guys
stink.
你们俩身上好臭
脱瘾症状包含嗅觉增强
Sorry
I
flipped
out
on
you.
抱歉对你发脾气了
I
think
it's
just
hormones.
都是这孕期荷尔蒙惹的祸
I
think
you
were
mean
before
you
were
pregnant
我看你怀孕前就是一副晚娘脸了
but
it's
fine.
不过没关系
So
uh
instead
of
cleaning
out
the
room
咱们先暂缓收拾房间吧
why
don't
we
just
decide
on
a
theme
for
the
nursery
不如先决定一下婴儿房的主题怎么样
Does
it
really
need
one
婴儿房还需要主题吗
Of
course
it
does.
当然需要了
Didn't
your
baby
room
have
a
theme
你小时候的闺房没有主题吗
Well
it
doubled
as
my
dad's
office
我的闺房同时也是我爸的办公室
and
he
was
a
cop
他又是个警察
so
I
guess
the
theme
was
bloody
homicide
photos.
所以主题大概就是鲜血淋漓的凶案照片
Oh.
Mine
was
Winnie
the
Pooh.
我的主题是小熊维尼
But
anyway...
总之...
why
don't
we
just
take
a
step
back
我们先从最基本的开始
and
start
with
a
color
先挑一个颜色吧
Right
There
are
so
many
amazing
ones.
颜色的挑选可就五花八门了
Red
blue
green
purple...
红色啊 蓝色啊 绿色啊 紫色啊...
Are
you
just
gonna
name
all
the
colors
你是不是要把所有的颜色都说一遍啊
Well
not
now.
你这样我不敢说了
I
don't
care
what
color
the
room
is.
房间什么颜色随便啦
Okay
well
I'm
just
trying
to
help
you.
好 好 我只是想帮你而已
Well
you're
not
so
just
drop
it
帮忙个屁 闭嘴吧
I'm
clearly
upset.
Why
aren't
you
following
me
人家明显不开心了 你为啥还不跟过来
Sorry
Sorry
这就来 这就来
And
when
Amy
started
using
a
solution
of
chromic
acid
当艾米开始用铬酸和白醋的调和剂
and
white
vinegar
to
clean
all
her
lab
equipment
清洗她的实验室器材后
all
of
a
sudden
everybody
was
doing
it.
瞬时间 每个人都开始这么做了
You
trend
setter
你真是潮流引导者啊
Just
the
right
idea
at
the
right
time.
我只是在恰当的时间做了恰当的事
Okay
okay
so
Amy's
cool
Sheldon's
cool.
好了好了 艾米很酷 谢尔顿也很酷
Tell
me
about
Leonard.
Who
-再跟我说说莱纳德 -谁啊
Leonard
Hofstadter.
莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
Oh
him.
I
guess
he's
all
right.
他啊 他还凑合吧
Apparently
he
tricked
some
hot
girl
into
marrying
him.
他貌似骗到了一个大美女结婚呢
That's
me
I'm
her.
大美女就是我
You
know
he
didn't
trick
me.
他没有骗我啦
He
just
wore
me
down.
他只是纠缠得放弃挣扎而已
It
makes
sense
you
two
are
friends.
怪不得你俩是好闺蜜
I
mean
hot
girls
always
stick
together.
美女们总是抱团玩在一起
And
you
thought
this
wasn't
gonna
be
a
great
party.
你之前还觉得这个派对不会好玩呢
You
know
I
had
no
idea
我还真没想到
Caltech
is
exactly
like
my
high
school.
加州理工大学和我高中简直是一样一样的
Well
it's
not
exactly
like
it.
也不是完全一样啦
We're
all
extremely
smart.
我们都是智商超群的人
Wow...
you
popular
girls
are
mean.
你这种受欢迎的妹子嘴还真毒
I'm
gonna
get
some
coffee.
You
want
some
我要去煮点咖啡了 你要喝吗
Uh
you're
really
going
to
have
caffeine
in
front
of
me
人家正在努力将生活拉回正轨中
when
I'm
trying
to
get
my
life
back
on
track
你却要在我面前摄入咖啡因吗
Uh
okay
let's
pretend
you
do
have
a
problem.
好了 我们假设你的确有咖啡因上瘾的问题
I
do.
You
don't.
-的确有 -才没有
Yeah
but
I
do.
No
you
don't
-我真有问题 -你才没有问题
But
let's
say
you
do.
让我们假设你有问题
And
don't
say
you
do
because
you
don't
不要说你有 因为你没有
Now
wouldn't
you
think
that
throwing
yourself
如果真是这样 那么全身心地投入工作
into
your
work
would
be
the
best
way
to
deal
with
it
难道不是解决上瘾问题的最好方式吗
With
what
Your
problem.
-解决什么 -你的问题
I
thought
I
didn't
have
a
problem.
你不是说我没有问题吗
That
was
painful
to
watch.
真是惨得不忍直视啊
So
where
are
we
going
我们这是要去哪儿啊
I
don't
know.
我不知道
Okay.
好吧
How
Thelma
and
Louise
of
us.
好一对末路狂花
美国女性主义公路电影
Raj
why
don't
I
care
about
anything
拉杰 你说我为什么不上心呢
I'm
sorry
你说什么
It's
my
baby.
这明明是我的孩子
I
I
should
care
about
nurseries
and
colors
我应该会在意婴儿房 颜色之类的事
and
I
don't
what's
wrong
with
me
但我却毫不关心 我到底有什么毛病
Well
crime
scene
photos
near
your
crib
spring
to
mind.
很可能和你摇篮边的罪案现场照片有关
I
keep
waiting
to
feel
excited
我一直在等着自己能兴奋起来
but
it's
not
happening.
可那种感觉迟迟没有降临
What
if
it
never
happens
如果我一直感觉不到兴奋怎么办
Bernadette
come
on
look
博纳黛特 别这样
you're
overthinking
this
okay
你想太多了
You're
gonna
be
an
amazing
mom.
你会成为一位很棒的妈妈的
Even
if
you
don't
believe
it
就算你自己不相信
I
know
you
have
maternal
instincts.
我知道你具有母性本能
Once
I
was
supposed
to
babysit
my
brothers.
有一次 我负责照顾我弟弟们
Our
neighbor
found
them
naked
in
the
backyard
eating
crickets.
结果邻居发现他们光着屁股在后院捉蟋蟀吃
Happy
and
well
fed.
玩得开心 吃得满意
You
see
that's
what
I'm
taking
from
that
story.
你看 我从你的故事里听出了这两优点
Leonard
can
I
ask
you
a
question
莱纳德 我能问你个问题吗
Is
it
about
the
rotational
symmetries
you
should
be
figuring
out
是有关你应该解决的轴对称问题
or
your
fake
caffeine
problem
还是你假装的咖啡因上瘾问题
Howard
can
I
ask
you
a
question
霍华德 我能问你个问题吗
No.
不行
All
right
I'll
just
toss
this
out
to
the
room.
就当我对着空气说话吧
Um
I
was
thinking
that
the
best
way
我在想对抗瘾头的最好办法
to
fight
my
addiction
is
by
weaning
myself
off
in
steps.
应该是一步一步脱瘾
Now
I
couldn't
find
a
caffeine
patch
我找不到戒咖啡因贴片
but
I
did
find
what
claims
to
be
但我找到了一个号称
a
mind
boosting
caffeine
suppository.
能震荡五脏六腑的咖啡因栓剂
Yeah.
没错
You
know
the
interesting
fact
about
the
rectum...
讲一个关于直肠的有趣知识...
Sheldon
谢尔顿
We
are
dealing
with
an
impossible
deadline
我们有着难以达成的截止日期
from
the
Air
Force
because
of
you.
而且还是拜你所赐
So
have
an
energy
drink
don't
have
an
energy
drink.
所以喝功能饮料 不喝功能饮料
Order
suppositories
and
shove
'em
wherever
you
want
买肛门栓剂 你爱塞哪就塞哪
I
don't
care
我才懒得管你
You
don't
shove
them.
不用塞
They
come
with
an
easy
glide
applicator.
它自带润滑导入器
Right.
Listen
to
me.
好的 听我说
We
can't
do
anything
until
you
do
your
part.
你不做好你那部分 我们什么都做不了
So
get
up
in
front
of
this
whiteboard
and
do
it
所以赶快到白板跟前 做你该做的事
I
can't.
Yes
you
can.
-我做不到 -当然能做
No...
不是
I
can't
figure
out
the
math.
我算不出来
I've
been
racking
my
brain
for
days
这几天我绞尽脑汁
and
I've
got
nothing.
还是一无所获
Seriously
真的吗
I
can't
do
it.
我做不到
I'm
not
as
smart
as
I
think
I
am.
我并没有我以为的那么聪明
I'm
so
sorry.
This
is
all
my
fault.
对不起 都是我的错
It's
okay
we'll
figure
something
out.
没关系 我们会想到办法的
But
what
if
we
can't
万一想不到呢
It'll
be
fine.
会好的
You'll
see.
慢慢来
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Buddy
兄弟
When
the
baby
gets
here
等宝宝出世了
you
gotta
teach
me
that.
你必须教会我这招
Thank
you
so
much
Bert.
This
was
great.
非常感谢 伯特 今天很愉快
My
pleasure.
我的荣幸
You
girls
want
to
take
home
两位姑娘要不要
a
two
gallon
tub
of
potato
salad
带7.5升的土豆沙拉回家
I
think
we're
good.
不用了吧
Okay
well
thanks
for
coming
by.
好的 谢谢你们能来
You're
nice
people.
你们真是好人
Well
so
are
you.
In
fact
you
know
what
你也是 你知道吗
We
will
never
take
you
for
granite.
你的好 大恩不"岩"谢
Did
you
get
that
Granite
听出双关语没 花岗"岩"
A
little
geology
joke.
小小地质学笑话
You
need
to
leave.
你们快走吧
I'm
in
love
with
both
of
you
now.
我有点爱上你们俩了
Okay.
Bye.
-是 -再见
Uh
pull
over.
靠边停
What
Why
Who
are
you
calling
什么 怎么了 你给谁打电话呢
You're
gonna
rat
me
out
to
Howard
aren't
you
你要跟霍华德打小报告是不是
You're
such
a
snitch
no
wonder
I
don't
like
you.
居然还会告密 难怪我一直看你不顺眼
Whoa
I'm
calling
my
dad
okay
我是打给我爸好吗
He's
got
experience
dealing
with
pregnant
ladies
他对孕妇们的事很有经验
because
he's
an
OBGYN.
因为他是妇科医师
And
experience
with
crazy
ladies
对付疯婆子也很有经验
because
of
my
mom.
因为有我妈
Hello
Rajesh.
拉杰什
Are
you
calling
to
ask
for
money
你打电话是来要钱的吗
What
No.
什么 不是
Are
you
calling
to
ask
for
things
that
cost
money
你打电话是来要需要花钱的东西吗
No.
不是
Great.
What's
up
那很好 有何关照
This
is
my
friend
Bernadette.
这是我朋友 伯纳黛特
She's
pregnant
and
she's
a
bit
worried
她怀孕了 心里有些烦恼
so
I
thought
maybe
you
could
talk
to
her.
我想或许你能跟她聊聊
Of
course.
What
seems
to
be
the
trouble
当然可以 有什么烦恼
Something's
wrong.
心里觉得有些怪怪的
I
don't
care
about
any
of
the
baby
stuff
我对孩子的东西毫无兴趣
every
other
mom
is
so
into.
不像其他妈妈那么痴迷
Honestly
I'm
not
even
sure
I
like
babies.
说实话 我都不确定自己是否喜欢孩子
Look
some
people
are
baby
people
听着 有些人喜欢小孩
and
some
people
are
not
baby
people.
有些人不喜欢小孩
It
doesn't
mean
you
won't
love
your
own
baby.
但这不代表你不爱自己的孩子啊
But
I
thought
I'd
be
more
excited.
我以为自己会更兴奋呢
Oh
being
excited
isn't
a
guarantee
of
anything.
兴奋也不能保证什么啊
Rajesh's
mother
was
thrilled
when
she
was
pregnant
with
him.
拉杰什的妈妈怀他的时候 兴奋得不行
After
he
was
born
she
doted
on
his
every
move.
他出生以后 一举一动都让她痴迷不已
And
you
know
what
happened
知道后来怎么了吗
He
broke
her
heart
moved
halfway
around
the
world
他伤了妈妈的心 搬到地球另一端去
and
dates
only
poor
white
women.
只跟穷酸的可怜白人姑娘约会
So
you
never
know.
世事难料啊
Thank
you.
I
feel
better
now.
谢谢您 我感觉好多了
I
don't
Good.
-我感觉不好 -很好
Bernadette
I
hope
you
have
a
daughter.
伯纳黛特 祝你生个千金
Uh...I
don't
know
how
to
say
this.
我不知道该怎么开口
Well
you
could
try
starting
with
"sir".
可以试试用"长官"开头
Right.
Sorry
sir.
对 对不起 长官
He
said
start
with
it
not
end
with
it.
他说的是开头 不是结尾
Sir...
长官
We've
hit
a
bit
of
a
snag.
我们碰到了一些难关
We're
already
behind
schedule.
赶不上计划时间了
The
computations
required
to
计算需要克服的部署性问题
overcome
the
deployability
issues
要比我们之前预想的
are
more
significant
than
we
thought.
要大了许多
I
understand
that
we're
under
contract
我知道我们签了合同
and
I
don't
know
what
the
consequences
of
violating
that
are
不知道违反合同有什么后果
but
uh...
we're
not
gonna
be
able
to
deliver
但是 我们没办法
in
the
time
we
promised.
按保证的时间完成了
How
long
do
you
need
你们需要多久
We
We're
thinking...
two
years.
我们估计... 两年吧
All
right.
好的
That's
it
就这样
You're
okay
with
that
你愿意接受啊
You
think
you're
the
first
government
contractor
你觉得你是第一个
who
isn't
gonna
deliver
on
time
无法按时完成政府合同的人吗
We're
still
waiting
for
a
big
space
laser
我们还在等当年里根总统
Reagan
ordered
to
beat
the
commies.
订来打共产党的大宇宙镭射枪呢
Thanks
for
understanding
sir.
感谢您的理解 长官
Yes
thank
you
so
much.
非常感谢
We
We
really
appreciate
it.
我们真的很感激
All
right
pressure's
off
好了 没压力了
Wanna
see
a
movie
要去看电影吗
Popcorn's
on
me.
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