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Oh
hey
we
ran
into
your
mom
at
Benihana
last
night.
我们昨晚在铁板烧店碰见你妈了
Uh
yeah
she
loves
that
place.
是啊 她超爱去那里
Every
time
they
flip
a
shrimp
in
the
air
每次大厨把大虾翻炒到空中时
she
practically
leaps
out
of
her
seat
to
catch
it.
她会一个飞扑上去叼住
That's
why
I
don't
take
her
to
the
Seaworld.
所以我从不带她去海洋公园[喂海豚]
I
know
you
don't
want
to
hear
it
我知道你不想听到这事
but
she
was
there
with
Stuart.
但是她是跟斯图尔特一起去的
That's
fine.
I
don't
care.
随便啊 我又无所谓
It
doesn't
bug
you
when
they
go
out
on
dates
他们出去约会你不会不爽吗
They're
not
dating.
他们不是约会
They're
just
two
friends
who
went
out
to
dinner.
只是两个朋友一起出去吃饭
And
then
went
back
to
the
home
they
share
吃完一起回他们共住的房子
where
they
probably
fell
asleep
没准睡觉时两人还穿着
in
the
matching
pajamas
she
got
them
你妈妈买的情侣睡衣
because
they
both
just
love
penguins.
因为他们俩都喜欢企鹅
Hey
lots
of
people
wear
matching
pajamas
who
aren't
dating.
很多不是情侣的人也穿着情侣睡衣啊
Like
who
比如说
Like
you
and
your
dog.
你和你的狗
Don't
rule
out
the
dating.
话别说太早哦
Fine
it
bothers
me.
行 我心里超不爽
You
happy
你们高兴了吧
You
think
you've
got
problems.
你这问题算什么啊
The
gibbon
is
the
only
member
of
the
ape
family
长臂猿是人猿总科中
not
classified
as
a
great
ape.
唯一不是大猿的猿类
How
is
this
helpful
你这话对我有啥帮助
All
the
non
human
apes
are
classified
所有非人类的猩猩
as
great
apes
except
one.
全都归在人猿总科下的人科里
That
means
这就表示
taxonomists
created
the
entire
category
of
lesser
ape
分类学家创造了小猿这个分类
just
to
single
out
the
poor
gibbon
来孤立可怜的长臂猿
as
the
weird
kid
on
the
playground.
他就像操场上被排挤的小孩
Now
there's
a
hairy
little
fellow
with
a
genuine
beef.
这些毛茸茸的小伙心中才是真不爽呢
But
the
gibbon
doesn't
know
what
it's
categorized
as.
但是长臂猿们不知道自己被分类成什么
It
doesn't
even
know
it's
called
a
gibbon.
它们都不知道自己叫长臂猿
True.
这倒是
Sorry
kid
you've
got
it
worse
than
a
gibbon.
抱歉 兄台 你比长臂猿还惨
生
活
大
爆
炸
第八季 第八集
We
brought
snacks
for
movie
night.
电影之夜我们带零食来了
Oh
great.
太好了
I
don't
suppose
you
also
brought
napkins
clean
bowls
你们不会顺便还带了餐巾纸 干净的碗
utensils
and
a
roll
of
toilet
paper.
餐具外加一卷厕纸吧
Right
here.
还真带了
You
guys
are
the
best.
你们最好了
What's
with
the
clothes
这些衣服是怎么回事
Well
with
all
the
new
stuff
I
bought
for
work
我为了工作买了不少职业装
I
needed
to
make
room
in
my
closet.
衣橱得清出一些空位啊
I
meant
why
are
they
folded
我是问这次衣服怎么是叠好的
But
whatever.
不过随便吧
Ooh
what's
this
这件是干嘛的
That
believe
it
or
not
is
my
prom
dress.
说了怕你们不信 那是我当年的毕业舞会裙
Wow
you
still
have
it
你还留着啊
I
just
assumed
it
was
balled
up
我还以为会急忙中被揉成一团
in
the
corner
of
a
barn
somewhere.
丢到谷仓的某个角落去了
What
kind
of
teenager
did
you
think
I
was
你把我当年想成是哪种人了啊
Slutty.
Easy.
-淫荡 -风骚
The
word
is
"popular."
那是叫"受欢迎"好吗
How
was
your
prom
Did
you
go
你当年的舞会如何 你去了吗
No
but
I
was
on
clean
up
crew.
没 但我去打扫了
Aw
that's
sad.
太可怜了
No
it
was
okay.
不会 其实也还行
The
DJ
let
me
dance
one
slow
song
with
my
mop
DJ在收工前 让我与我的拖把
before
he
shut
down.
共舞了一曲慢歌
Whenever
I
see
a
bucket
of
dirty
water
每当我看到一桶脏水
I
still
hear
"Lady
in
Red."
耳边还会响起那曲《红衣女郎》
My
prom
was
pretty
terrible
too.
我当年的舞会也挺糟糕
I
was
so
excited
about
my
date
当时我超兴奋那个男生来约我
but
it
turned
out
he
only
asked
me
结果发现他是为了泡我朋友
'cause
he
liked
my
friend.
所以才来约我
He
spent
the
whole
night
talking
about
her.
他一整个晚上都在聊我的朋友
Okay
we
get
it
you
had
a
friend
and
a
date.
行行行 你有朋友又有人约
Stop
bragging.
少显摆了好吗
Doesn't
matter.
无所谓啦
Prom
is
silly
anyways.
毕业舞会蠢爆了
Easy
for
you
to
say
你说当然容易
you
probably
went
with
the
captain
of
the
football
team.
你当年估计是跟橄榄球队队长一起去的
No.
才不是
I
just
made
out
with
him
a
little
我只是趁他的舞伴喝吐时
while
his
date
was
puking.
偷偷跟他亲热了一番
My
date
would've
had
to
clean
that
up.
那呕吐物就会是我的舞伴拖把来清理
Ooh
I
have
an
idea.
我有个主意
Maybe
we
can
have
like
a
prom
do
over.
我们可以来一个二次舞会啊
Oh
that
would
be
so
much
fun.
那应该会很好玩吧
We
could
decorate
the
roof
and
make
the
guys
wear
tuxedos.
我们可以布置一下屋顶 让他们穿晚礼服
Ooh
and
get
our
hair
done
and
slow
dance.
我们也去弄好头发 然后与他们跳慢舞
Okay
guys
trust
me
两位 相信我
as
someone
who's
been
to
like
seven
proms
作为去过大概有七场毕业舞会的人
it
is
never
as
good
as
you
want
it
to
be.
舞会永远不会如你们想象中那般美好
You
went
to
seven
proms
你去了七场舞会吗
Yeah
let's
see.
对 我想想
Uh
four
"Under
the
Seas
"
Two
"Enchanted
Evenings
"
四场"深海主题" 两场"魔法奇缘"
and
one
"Night
to
Remember"
一场"难忘之夜"
that...
I
cannot
remember
for
the
life
of
me.
那一夜我可是喝到一点都记不得
Hey
where's
Bernadette
伯纳黛特呢
She
and
Amy
are
out
dress
shopping
for
their
prom
thing.
她跟艾米出去买舞会的礼服了
Oh
yeah
I
got
that
Evite.
我有收到电邮邀请
Ever
since
I
saw
Pretty
in
Pink
我看完《红粉佳人》后
片中有毕业舞会桥段
1986年青春爱情校园电影
I've
wanted
to
go
to
an
American
prom.
我也好想参加美国人的毕业舞会
But
then
I
saw
Carrie
但看完《魔女嘉丽》
片中女主角在舞会上展开了一场大屠杀
惊悚电影 有1976与2013两个版本
and
I
did
not
want
to
go
to
an
American
prom.
我又一点都不想参加美国的毕业舞会了
But
then
I
saw
Never
Been
Kissed
但我又看了《一吻定江山》
1990年浪漫喜剧电影 也有浪漫舞会桥段
and
I'm
back
on
the
prom
bandwagon.
我又重新想参加毕业舞会了
This
prom
thing's
been
a
real
roller
coaster.
毕业舞会这事真让我的心大起大落啊
Bernie's
really
excited.
妮妮很兴奋呢
I
I
could
tell
because
her
voice
got
so
high
我知道她兴奋是因为她声音变超尖
the
beagle
next
door
started
howling.
隔壁的狗听到都开始狗嚎了
高音容易使狗开始嚎叫
Did
you
go
to
your
prom
你有去毕业舞会吗
No.
没
I
had
a
date
with
a
proper
education.
因为我与当个好学生有个约会
Instead
of
a
tuxedo
I
dressed
myself
in
good
habits.
比起一身燕尾服 我养成一身好习惯
Instead
of
spiked
punch
比起掺了烈酒的潘趣酒
含酒精度较低的饮料酒
I
enjoyed
the
intoxicating
flavor
of
knowledge.
我更喜欢知识醉人的味道
Instead
of
dancing
in
a
gym
比起在体育馆里跳舞
I
shook
my
booty
to
the
seductive
rhythms...
我更愿意随着AP微积分诱人的节奏
Okay
okay.
够了够了
...of
AP
Calculus.
...抖屁股
How
come
you're
not
shopping
with
Amy
and
Bernadette
你怎么没有跟艾米和伯纳黛特一起去采购呢
Let
me
guess
you
think
the
whole
idea
is
lame
我来猜猜 你觉得这个舞会主意烂爆了
Well
who
cares
what
I
think
What
do
you
think
不要管我怎么想 你觉得如何
Hmm
to
be
honest
老实说
it's
kind
of
a
dream
come
true
to
go
to
even
a
fake
prom
即使这是个假的毕业舞会 但能有你这么美的舞伴
with
a
woman
as
beautiful
as
you.
也算是美梦成真吧
Ugh
thanks
a
lot.
真是谢谢了
What
怎么了
Well
now
I
can't
blow
this
thing
off
without
being
a
bitch.
要是我说不想参加 不就成了坏女人了吗
That
sounds
like
a
"Yes"
所以说她答应了
Ooh
every
single
person
RSVP'd
"Yes."
每一位受邀的人都回复说参加
This
is
so
exciting
真是太让人激动了
Isn't
this
exciting
你说是不是呀
Yep.
是
Look
even
Stuart's
bringing
a
date.
就连斯尔图特都要带舞伴来
I
wonder
who
it
is.
真好奇那人是谁
You
know
exactly
who
it
is.
你明明知道那人是谁
He's
gonna
bring
my
mom.
我妈就是他的舞伴
Why
did
you
even
invite
him
你干嘛要邀请他啊
Because
he's
our
friend
and
you
two
need
to
get
along.
因为他是我们的朋友 你们俩必须和睦相处
And
why
can't
he
take
your
mom
再说了 他为什么不能带你妈来
You
took
her
to
your
prom.
你毕业舞会的时候不也带了吗
I
didn't
"Take"
her
she
was
a
chaperone.
我没有"带"她去 她是去"监护"我
I
saw
a
picture
of
you
two
dancing
together.
我见过一张你们一起跳舞的照片
W
What
was
I
gonna
do
不能怪我
They
were
playing
our
song
当时在播我们爱的主打歌
I
can't
take
this
anymore.
我受不了了
Hello.
你好
Stuart
we
have
to
talk.
斯尔图特 我们得谈谈
This
thing
with
you
and
my
mom
你跟我妈那点事儿
I
I
hate
it.
让我超不爽
It's
making
me
crazy.
都快把我逼疯了
You
and
I
were
friends
for
years
你我是多年的朋友了
and
now
you're
bringing
my
mother
to
a
party
如今你却要带我妈去参加
I'm
going
to
我也在场的舞会
What
the
hell
太离谱了吧
I'm
not
bringing
your
mother
I
have
a
date.
我没有要带你妈去啊 我有其他舞伴
Oh
so
now
you're
cheating
on
my
mother
所以你现在是背着我妈偷吃吗
Wha
What
are
you
talking
about
你在胡说什么呀
There's
nothing
weird
going
on
with
me
and
your
mother.
我和你妈之前完全不存在任何逾越之举
Stewie
your
bath
is
getting
cold
图仔 你的洗澡水要凉了哦
I
got
to
go
bye.
我得挂了 再见
Penny
佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
You
knocked
more
than
usual.
今天敲门的次数比平时多呀
Next
time
I
might
be
in
a
rush
下次我可能有急事
it's
good
to
have
a
few
in
the
bank.
先多敲两下存着吧
Okay
what's
up
找我干嘛
I'd
like
to
discuss
this
party
我想跟你讨论下
that
Amy
and
Bernadette
are
throwing.
艾米和伯纳黛特举办的这个舞会
Since
you
and
I
are
both
reluctant
to
go
既然我和你都不想参加
I
think
I've
come
up
with
a
perfect
way
for
us
to
enjoy
it.
我想到了一个让我们乐在其中的完美方法
Great
how
好呀 怎么做
We
pretend
we're
aliens.
假装我们是外星人
I'm
not
the
best
at
reading
facial
cues
我不擅长阅读面部表情
but
I'm
gonna
say
that
you
love
it
and
want
to
hear
more.
但我猜你很喜欢这主意 并想深入了解它
Now
in
the
beloved
novel
在受人喜爱的小说
Hitchhiker's
Guide
to
the
Galaxy
《银河系漫游指南》中
an
alien
named
Ford
Prefect
pretended
to
be
human
一位叫福特·派法特的外星人为了混进人类世界
in
order
to
blend
in
假扮人类
so
that
he
could
write
an
entry
about
Earth
目的就是为替《银河系漫游指南》
for
The
Hitchhiker's
Guide
to
the
Galaxy
写一本地球指南
which
is
a
travel
book
within
the
actual
book
而这本旅游指南恰恰是一本真书的一部分
which
is
also
called
而那本真书名字就叫
The
Hitchhiker's
Guide
to
the
Galaxy.
《银河系漫游指南》
Okay
just
one
question.
我只有一个问题
What
你说什么
My
point
is
pretending
to
be
an
alien
is
我的意思是 假装外星人
a
valuable
coping
mechanism
I've
used
many
times.
是我使用过多次非常有用的应对机制
I
did
it
the
first
time
I
went
to
see
you
in
a
play.
我第一次去看你演出时就用过
You
had
no
idea
Commander
Umfrumf
你根本不知道观众里有
of
Ceti
Alpha
Three
was
in
the
audience.
来自天囷星的指挥官
Oh
d
don't
worry
he
gave
you
seven
thumbs
up.
别担心 他竖起七根大拇指叫好哦
Here's
a
question
那么问题来了
as
an
alien
pretending
to
be
human
作为假扮人类的外星人
are
you
planning
to
engage
in
any
你打算跟艾米遵循
post
prom
mating
rituals
with
Amy
舞会后人类交配的惯例吗
There
are
post
prom
mating
rituals
舞会后还有交配的惯例吗
Not
always.
也不尽然啦
Unless
your
date
drives
a
van
with
an
air
mattress
但如果你舞伴的货车上有充气床垫
then
always.
那就是惯例啦
Well
if
it's
part
of
the
prom
experience
then
I'm
open
to
it.
如果这是舞会体验的一部分 那我愿意接受
You're
kidding.
你开玩笑呢吧
I
may
be
an
alien
but
I
have
urges.
我或许是个外星人 但我也有冲动啊
If
Amy
wants
to
copulate
by
firing
her
eggs
into
space
如果艾米想交配 把卵子发射进太空
well
then
I
will
happily
catch
them
那好 我很乐意用
with
the
reproductive
sac
on
my
upper
flermin.
我"上殖器"的生殖囊兜住它们
I'm
not
the
best
at
reading
facial
cues
虽然我不擅长阅读面部表情
but
I
can
see
that
you're
a
little
turned
on.
但我能看出你有点小性奋哦
You
know
if
you're
not
gonna
learn
how
to
do
this
如果你懒得学怎么系领结
they
make
some
pretty
good
clip
ons.
有很多夹上去的领结也很漂亮
Bruce
Wayne
doesn't
wear
a
clip
on.
布鲁斯·韦恩[蝙蝠侠]才不用夹上去的领结
Bruce
Wayne
doesn't
make
his
roommate
tie
it
for
him.
布鲁斯·韦恩也不会让他的室友帮忙系啊
His
name
is
Alfred
and
yes
he
does.
他的室友[管家]阿福 会帮他系领带啊
There
perfect.
好了 完美
What
are
you
sure
你确定吗
It's
my
first
prom
I
want
to
do
it
correctly.
这是我人生第一场毕业舞会 我可得按照规矩来
I
thought
you
were
gonna
pretend
to
be
an
alien.
我以为你要打破常规扮外星人呢
I
was
but
Penny
didn't
want
to.
我想来着 不过佩妮不想
You
didn't
want
to.
你也不想
Bernadette
Amy
伯纳黛特 艾米
Koothrappali
and
Wolowitz
didn't
want
to.
库萨帕里和沃罗威茨都不想
And
even
I
knew
it
was
weird
to
hire
somebody.
而连我都知道 请临演来会很怪
Was
that
a
flask
那是酒壶吗
Yes.
是的
I've
decided
to
embrace
all
of
the
traditions
我决定接受所有和舞会
associated
with
prom
including
spiking
the
punch.
相关的传统 包括在潘趣酒里掺烈酒
You're
gonna
put
alcohol
in
the
punch
你要在潘趣酒里掺烈酒
Oh
no
this
is
pomegranate
juice.
才不 这是石榴汁
It's
all
the
fun
of
high
school
high
jinks
用保护细胞老化的抗氧化物
with
the
cell
protecting
zip
of
antioxidants.
来玩高中生寻欢作乐的游戏
If
you
had
ripped
jeans
and
a
leather
jacket
如果你再穿上破烂的牛仔裤和皮夹克
you'd
be
like
the
toughest
kid
on
the
Disney
Channel.
你就可以当迪士尼儿童台中的校霸了
So
anything
else
planned
for
tonight
今晚还有什么安排吗
Oh
everything.
舞会一切要做的事
Getting
our
picture
taken
slow
dancing
跟大家照相 慢舞
being
elected
prom
king.
被选为舞会国王
Pointing
out
that
kings
aren't
elected.
再指正大家国王不是民选的
It's
gonna
be
off
the
hook.
到时候肯定爽翻天
And
while
you're
at
it
既然你提起了
I
know
that
at
this
age
your
hormones
are
raging
我知道在这个年龄你的荷尔蒙激增
but
just
because
all
your
friends
are
having
sex
虽然你的朋友们都在嘿咻
doesn't
mean
you
have
to.
不见得你也非得去做
Why
would
you
say
that
你何出此言
You
know
'cause...
因为...
'cause
a
lot
of
people
lose
their
virginity
on
prom
night.
很多人的初夜都是在毕业舞会上失去的
Penny
implied
the
same
thing.
佩妮也暗示过这个
Is
this
true
是真的吗
Just
relax
it's
a
joke.
放轻松 我开玩笑的
You
don't
have
hormones.
你根本没有荷尔蒙
Wow
you
look
amazing.
你真漂亮
Thank
you
so
do
you.
谢谢 你也很帅
Sheldon
you
look
so
handsome.
谢尔顿 你真帅气
Thank
you.
谢谢
Sheldon
doesn't
Amy
look
hot
谢尔顿 艾米不漂亮吗
That's
got
to
put
some
starch
in
the
upper
flermin.
是不是让你的"上殖器"都活跃起来啦
What's
that
什么东西
Oh
it's
a
scaly
genital
organ
那是长在他肩胛骨之间的
that
grows
between
his
shoulder
blades.
鳞状生殖器
Try
not
to
touch
it
when
you're
dancing.
跳舞的时候小心别碰着了
Excuse
me.
失陪了
Where
are
you
going
你去哪里
I
can't
do
this.
我做不到
And
for
your
information
Leonard
莱纳德 我告诉你
the
upper
flermin
doesn't
grow
between
my
shoulder
blades
"上殖器"不是长在我的肩胛骨之间
it
grows
out
of
the
belly
button
on
my
neck.
而是从我脖子的肚脐孔上长出来的
He's
right
I
was
thinking
of
the
lower
flermin.
他说得对 我刚才说成"下殖器"了
Ooh
I'll
uh
text
Stuart
let
him
know
we're
close.
我给斯图尔特发短信 说我们快到了
That's
a
neat
tattoo.
你的纹身真好看
Oh
thanks
it's
Sally
from
Nightmare
before
Christmas.
谢谢 这是《圣诞夜惊魂》里的萨利
Aw
that
movie's
so
cute.
那部电影很有趣
Do
you
like
her
because
you
both
have
red
hair
你喜欢她 是因为你们都是红头发吗
Uh
a
little
but
more
that
she's
covered
in
scars
不尽然 更多是因为她浑身伤疤
and
can
pull
her
own
limbs
off
and
sew
them
back
on.
还可以把四肢都拆下来 然后重新缝上
I
like
Cinderella.
我喜欢《灰姑娘》
Did
you
know
in
the
original
book
你知道在《灰姑娘》原书中
the
sisters
cut
off
their
toes
with
knives
灰姑娘的姐姐们为了能穿进水晶鞋
in
order
to
fit
in
the
glass
slipper
用刀把脚趾头砍了下来吗
I
like
"Bibbidi
Bobbidi
Boo."
我喜欢《魔咒歌》
迪士尼动画电影《灰姑娘》中的歌曲
Hey
here
comes
Stuart
and
his
date.
斯图尔特和他的女伴来了
Oh
she's
cute.
她真可爱
Oh
my
God.
我的天啊
What
怎么了
That's
Jeanie.
那人是珍妮
That's
Jeanie
她就是珍妮吗
Who's
Jeanie
Don't
say
it.
-珍妮是谁 -别说
That's
Howard's
cousin
that
he
had
sex
with.
霍华德以前睡过的那个堂姐
She
is
my
second
cousin.
她是我的二等堂姐
We
were
15...
I
just
said
"don't
say
it."
我们当时只有15岁 我叫你别说
No
it's
okay.
没关系
He
told
me
that
story
a
long
time
ago.
他很早以前就告诉我了
Raj
拉杰
It
was
our
first
date
那是我们第一次约会
there
was
an
awkward
silence.
突然冷场了
What
was
I
supposed
to
say
我总得找话题说啊
Oh
it's
beautiful.
好漂亮啊
Oh
the
girls
really
did
a
nice
job.
她们俩布置得真漂亮
I
know
I
wasn't
into
this
before
我之前虽然不太感兴趣
but
I'm
so
glad
I
get
to
take
you
to
your
first
prom.
不过我很高兴能带你来你的第一个舞会
What
makes
you
think
I
didn't
go
to
my
prom
你为什么觉得我没参加毕业舞会
I
went.
Well
who'd
you
go
with
-我去了 -你带了谁
I
took
a
little
lady
I
like
to
call
loneliness.
我带的女伴名叫"孤独"
Aw
it's
all
right.
没事啦
We
ended
up
having
a
threesome
我们最后和"丢脸"
with
her
friend
humiliation
so...
来了个"三人大战"
Well
if
I
would
have
been
there
and
saw
you
alone
如果我当时在场 看见你一个人
I
would've
asked
you
to
dance.
我一定会邀请你跳舞
No
you
wouldn't
have.
不 你不会的
Well
you
don't
know
that.
你怎么知道
It
was
before
my
growth
spurt.
那时候我还没发育呢
What
that
already
happened
什么 你现在是发育过了吗
Very
funny.
真好笑
Well
you
wouldn't
have
asked
me
either.
不过你肯定也不会邀请我
I
would
have
asked
you.
我肯定会邀请你
In
my
head.
在我脑子里
On
the
way
home.
在回家的路上
While
I
was
having
a
good
cry.
大哭的时候邀请你
Sheldon
can
I
come
in
谢尔顿 我能进来吗
I
don't
think
that's
a
good
idea.
我觉得还是算了吧
Why
not
为什么
According
to
an
online
message
board
根据网上的留言板说
I
may
be
having
a
panic
attack.
我可能是恐慌症犯了
SoccerMom09
had
similar
symptoms.
"足球妈妈09"也有同样的症状
But
to
be
fair
the
twins
were
a
real
handful
that
day.
不过说实话 她的双胞胎那天的确很不乖
You're
making
me
worry.
你让我很担心
What's
going
on
到底怎么回事
What's
going
on
is
we're
about
to
go
to
a
prom.
事情是我们要去参加毕业舞会
And
there's
a
great
deal
of
pressure
对我们这样的青年情侣来说
on
young
couples
like
us
to
engage
in
要做到鲍勃·尤班克斯
美国新婚游戏节目主持人
what
Mr.
Bob
Eubanks
called
making
whoopee.
说的那样"肆意狂欢" 有很大压力
What
pressure
什么压力
All
I
said
was
you
look
handsome.
我不过就说了你好帅
Can
you
please
open
the
door
把门打开好吗
It's
not
just
that.
不光是这样
Leonard
and
Penny
also
made
comments
about
it.
莱纳德和佩妮也说了这事
And
I'm
not
blind.
我又不是瞎子
Even
I
looked
twice
when
I
saw
my
posterior
我都忍不住多看两眼我的翘臀
in
these
tuxedo
pants.
裹在礼服裤里的样子
So
I
met
Jeanie
at
your
Aunt
Gladys'.
我跟珍妮相识于你阿姨格拉蒂家
She
passed
me
the
Manischewitz
她递给我犹太典礼酒
I
took
one
look
at
this
punim
我看了这犹太美女一眼
and
I
almost
plotzed
on
the
kugel.
差点犹太式"喷"到犹太布丁上
Is
this
what
I
sound
like
when
I
talk
about
India
我谈论印度时也这么烦人吗
So
my
mother's
okay
with
this
我妈对此没意见吗
Why
would
your
mother
have
a
problem
with
me
and
Stuart
你妈干嘛对我和斯图尔特有意见
'Cause
they
have
a
weird
inappropriate
relationship.
因为他们之间存在着不恰当的逾越之举
Weirder
than
what
you
and
I
did
in
my
dad's
Corolla
比咱俩在我爸车里"做"的事还逾越吗
This
is
so
messed
up.
真是太"糟糕"了
I
know
I'm
having
the
best
time.
我知道 我看得好开心啊
Why
would
you
even
come
to
this
你今天为什么要来
Didn't
you
know
I'd
be
here
你不是知道我也会在场吗
It
was
a
long
time
ago
Howard.
那事都过去多久了 霍华德
And
you're
only
second
cousins
who
cares
而且你俩是二等堂姐弟 有啥关系
也就是外国人眼中二等堂
second
cousin
珍妮与霍华德关系为同房远堂
So
you
knew
and
you
brought
her
anyway
你明知道这事还非要带她来吗
Oh
so
she's
good
enough
for
Howard
but
not
for
me
霍德华能上她 我却不能上吗
Yeah.
没错
Yeah
go
have
weird
relationships
滚回家和你自己妈妈
with
your
own
mother
and
cousin.
堂姐玩不伦去吧
This
is
his
turf.
这是他的地盘
Yeah.
说得对
Well
I
might
not
have
asked
you
to
dance
then
我当年可能不会邀请你跳舞
but
I
will
ask
you
now.
There's
no
music.
-但让我现在邀请你吧 -可是没音乐啊
I
don't
care.
我不管
We'll
make
our
own
music.
咱们自己制造音乐嘛
My
God
who's
the
dork
now
瞧瞧 现在谁像个傻瓜啊
Thank
you
for
wearing
your
flats.
谢谢你穿了平跟鞋
Thank
you
for
wearing
your
heels.
谢谢你穿了高跟鞋
Look
at
me.
看我多有出息
Dancing
with
the
prettiest
girl
at
the
prom.
和舞会中最美的姑娘一起跳舞
Want
to
take
a
picture
of
us
and
send
it
想不想拍张合影发给
to
your
old
friends
in
the
chess
club
你国际象棋俱乐部的朋友啊
I
sent
them
a
bikini
shot
of
you
years
ago.
我几年前就把你的泳装照发给他们了
This
is
nice.
这样真好
I
kind
of
wish
no
one
else
was
coming.
我都有点希望其他人不来了
I
know
me
too.
我也这么想
But
it
will
be
fun
to
have
a
prom
without
all
the
drama.
但能过个不混乱的毕业舞会也不错
Howie
get
off
of
him
华仔 放开他
Not
until
he
stops
humping
his
way
up
my
family
tree
除非这只猪不再专拱我家的白菜
Sheldon
this
is
silly.
谢尔顿 你太傻了
I'm
not
missing
another
prom.
我不要又错过一次舞会
I'm
going
upstairs
now.
我要上楼去了
Good
bye.
回见
I
really
did
think
you
looked
pretty.
我真心觉得你今天很美
You
did
真的吗
Yes.
真的
So
much
so
that
I
started
to
panic.
惊艳到让我开始恐慌
Well
you
can
relax.
你不用紧张
Just
because
you
think
I
look
pretty
就算你觉得我很美
doesn't
mean
we
have
to
spend
the
night
together.
也不代表我们今晚就要在一起
Were
you
hoping
we
would
because
it's
prom
可这是舞会 你不就想这样吗
I'm
always
hoping.
我一直都想
But
tonight
I
just
wanted
to
have
a
nice
time
with
you.
但今晚我只想好好和你享受舞会
And
maybe
dance
with
someone
who
has
arms.
或许还能跟有手臂的生物跳舞
Thank
you
for
understanding.
谢谢你理解我
Of
course
I
understand.
我当然理解
Sheldon
谢尔顿
there's
something
else
I've
been
wanting
to
say
有些话我一直想告诉你
but
before
I
do
I
just...
在说之前 我...
I
want
you
to
know
that
you
don't
have
to
say
it
back.
我想让你明白 你不用回复我
I
know
you're
not
ready
我知道你还没准备好
and
I
don't
want
you
to
say
it
所以我不希望你
just
because
social
convention
dictates...
仅仅因为社交规矩而说出来
I
love
you
too.
我也爱你
You
said
it.
你说出来了
There's
no
denying
I
have
feelings
for
you
我对你有着不可否认
that
can't
be
explained
in
any
other
way.
又无法用其他途径解释的好感
I
briefly
considered
that
I
had
a
brain
parasite.
我曾以为自己脑子里长了寄生虫
But
that
seems
even
more
farfetched.
但那个理由更牵强
The
only
conclusion
was
love.
唯一的结论 这就是爱
I
know
what's
happening.
我知道你怎么了
This
is
a
panic
attack.
你这是恐慌发作
SoccerMom09
says
to
lie
down
with
your
feet
elevated.
"足球妈妈09"说要双腿抬高马上躺下
Okay.
好的
Just
because
I
love
you
doesn't
mean
虽然我说了我爱你
girls
are
allowed
in
my
room.
但不代表女生可以进我房间啊
Okay.
好了
Here
we
go...
照相啦
Say
"Cheese"
说"茄子"
Say
"Cheese"
说"田七"
Say
"Cousin"
说"堂姐"
Say...
说
Oh
sorry.
抱歉
Hang
on
sorry.
等一下 抱歉
Hey
Debbie.
黛比
I...
Yeah
yeah
I'm
here
with
Jeanie.
我...是的 我和珍妮在一起
Okay
but
we're
just
friends.
可我和她只是朋友
It's...
Yeah.
只是... 好吧
I
got
to
go.
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