生活大爆炸-S01E04_生活大爆炸

S01

you know I've been thinking about time travel again.

我最近一直在想着时光旅行

Why did you hit a roadblock with invisibility

为什么你又撞上看不见的路障了?

Put it on the back burner.

暂时先不说那个

Anyway it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine

我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器

I would just go into the past and give it to myself

我会回到过去把它送给自己

thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.

省得要自己发明它

Interesting.

有趣

Yeah it really takes the pressure off.

是啊让我减压不少

Sounds like a breakthrough.

听起来像是个大突破

Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover

要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置吗?

It's time travel leonard I will have already done that.

这可是时间旅行 Leonard 过去的我已经打过了

Then I guess congratulations are in order.

那就等着祝贺你啦

No congratulations will have been in order.

不过去的你已经祝贺过我了

You know I am not going to enjoy this party.

我肯定在派对上不会开心的

I know I'm familiar with you.

我知道我了解你

The last department party professor finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.

上次系里的派对 Finkleday教授抓着我谈了45分钟的窑洞挖掘

Yes I was there.

我也在场

You know what's interesting about caves leonard

你知道窑洞有什么好玩的吗 Leonard?

What Nothing.

- 什么? - 什么也没有

Well then we'll avoid finkleday we'll meet the new department head

那我们躲开他我们会见到新的系主任

congratulate him shake his hand and go.

恭喜他跟他握手然后就走

How's this

这样如何?

"Pleased to meet you dr.Gablehauser.

"见到你很高兴 Gablehauser博士"

"How fortunate for you that the university's "chosen to hire you

"您真幸运学校雇用了您"

despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years

"尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究"

"and instead have written a series of popular books "

"而是写了一系列畅销书"

that reduce the great concepts of science "to a series of anecdotes

"将科学这一伟大的概念降格为奇闻轶事"

"each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration "of an average bowel movement.

"每则故事都简单到能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完" (就是厕所读物)

Mahalo.

Mahalo (夏威夷语的谢谢)

" "Mahalo's" a nice touch.

"Mahalo"是不错的修饰

You know there only eight consonants in the hawaiian language

你知道夏威夷语里只有8个辅音吗?

Interesting. You should lead with that.

有趣你就这么做开场白吧

Oh god look at this buffet.

瞧瞧这自助餐

I love america.

我爱美国

You don't have buffets in india

印度没自助餐吗?

Of course but it's all indian food.

有但都是印度菜

You can't find a bagel in mumbai to save your life.

在孟买你可找不到能救命的面包圈

Shmear me.

给我涂点酱

Well here's an interesting turn of events.

事态的发展真是有趣

What

怎么了?

Howard brought a date

Howard带了女伴?

A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.

可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展

Hey what up science bitches

怎样科学怪人们?

May I introduce my special lady friend summer

这位是我特别的女性朋友Summer

Howard I told you touching's extra.

Howard 我说了碰我要加钱的

Right. Sorry.

好抱歉

Here comes our new boss. Be polite.

我们的新老板来了礼貌点

Hi fellas.

大家好

Eric gablehauser. Howard wolowitz.

- 我是Eric Gablehauser - 我是Howard Wolowitz

Howard nice to meet you. And you are

Howard 见到你很高兴你是?

An actual real scientist.

一个真正的科学家

How was that

这个开场白怎样?

I can't believe he fired me.

我不敢相信他开除我了

Well you did call him a glorified high school science teacher

你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师

whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.

还说他上一次成功的试验是点燃了自己的屁

In my defense I prefaced that by saying "with all due respect."

但我之前说了"恕我直言"

By aBu 201705

天才也性感第一季第4集

Morning.

早

Morning.

早

You're making eggs for breakfast

今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃?

This isn't breakfast it's an experiment.

这不是早餐这是试验

'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.

但看起来很像早餐

I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules

我终于有时间验证我的理论从蛋白质总分离水分子

from the egg proteins and its impact vis a vis taste.

以及它对口感的影响

Sounds yummy.

听起来真开胃

I look forward to your work with bacon.

我很期待你配上熏肉后的成果

As do I.

我也是

You know I'm sure if you just apologize to gablehauser he would give you your job back.

我相信只要你跟Gablehauser道歉他会让你回去工作的

I don't want my job back.

我不想回去工作

I've spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.

过去三年半时间我都在瞪着写满方程式的板子上

Before that I spent four years working on my thesis.

在那之前我花了四年时间写论文

Before that I was in college and before that I was in the fifth grade.

在那之前我在上大学而在大学之前我在上5年级

This is my first d oayff in decades and I'm going to savor it.

这是我十几年来第一次休息我要好好享受

Okay.

好吧

I'll let you get back to fixing your eggs.

那你回去弄你的鸡蛋吧

Not just fixing my eggs I'm fixing everyone's eggs.

不只是我的鸡蛋弄的是全人类的蛋

And we all thank you.

我们都感激你

use new eggs.

要用新鲜鸡蛋

hi. Hey I'm running out to the market.

嗨我正要去超市

Do you guys need anything

你们要带什么吗?

Oh well this would be one of those circumstances that

这就是那些不熟悉数学规律的人

people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

会称之为巧合的事件之一了

I'm sorry

你说什么?

I need eggs.

我要蛋

Four dozen should suffice.

4打就够了

Four dozen

4打?

Yes and evenly distributed amongst brown white

对棕蛋白蛋

free range large extra large and jumbo.

走地鸡蛋大鸡蛋加大鸡蛋跟特大鸡蛋各要8个

Okay one more time.

好再说一次

Never mind. You won't get it right.

算了你肯定搞不对

I'd better come with you.

我最好跟你一起去

Oh yay.

好呀

How come you didn't go into work today

你今天怎么没去上班?

I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.

我在休假因为我不愿向平庸之流屈服

So you got canned huh

你给开除了?

Theoretical physicists do not get canned...

理论上说物理学家不会给开除...

but yeah.

但你说对了

Well maybe it's all for the best.

可能这样最好

You know I always say when one door closes another one opens.

我相信一扇门关上了总会有另外一扇门打开的

No it doesn'T.

不不是的

Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.

除非两扇门用继电器连接而且还装有传感器

No no I meant...

不我是说...

or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.

或者一扇门关上时产生的空气压力作用于第二扇门引致...

Never mind.

算了

Slow down.

慢点

Slow down. Please slow down

慢点! 拜托慢点!

We're fine

没事啦!

You're not leaving yourself enough space between cars.

你跟车都不保持足够的距离

Oh sure I am.

我有啊!

No no let me do the math for you.

不我给你算算

This car weighs let's say 4 000 pounds.

就算这车重4000磅

Now add 140 for me 120 for you...

我140磅你120磅

120 Oh I'm sorry.

- 120? - 不好意思

Did I insult you

冒犯你了吗?

Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth

你的体重跟自我价值有关系?

Well yeah.

当然

Interesting.

有趣

Anyway that gives us a total weight of let's say 4 400 pounds.

那么我们就算总重4400磅吧

Let's say 4 390.

算4390磅

Fine.

好

We're traveling forward at good lord 51 miles an hour.

目前时速是老天啊 51英里/时

Now let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned.

假设你的刹车是新的卡钳也是校准的

Still by the time we come to a stop

当我们停下时

we'll be occupying the same space as that buick in front of us

我们占有的空间跟前面那辆别克是一样的

an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death mutilation...

因此我们会在短时间内给压成稀泥死得很惨...

oh look they built a new putt putt course.

哇看他们在铺新的迷你高尔夫场地

This is great.

真好

Look at me.

看看我

I'm in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary colorless workaday lives.

我生活在普通人的平凡世界中过着他们无趣平常的一天

Thank you.

谢谢

No thank you.

不谢谢

And thank you ordinary person.

谢谢普通人

Hey you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes

你想知道关于番茄的趣闻不?

Uh no no not really.

不不想

Listen didn't you say you needed some eggs

你不是要买鸡蛋啊?

Yes but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth

对但任何对细菌繁殖学稍有了解的人

knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket.

都会在出去结账时才买冰柜里的食物

Oh okay well then maybe you should start heading on out then.

那好那你现在就该准备出去了

No this is fun.

不这样很好玩啊

Oh the thing about tomatoes and I think you'll really enjoy this

关于番茄的事我觉得你肯定会喜欢的

is they're shelved with the vegetables but they're technically a fruit.

它们给摆在蔬菜栏里但事实上却是一种水果

Oh interesting. Isn't it

- 真有意思 - 是吧?

No I mean what you find enjoyable.

不我指的是你觉得有趣的事情很有趣

Oh boy.

天啊

What now

又怎么了?

Well there's some value to taking a multivitamin but the human body can only absorb so much.

服用维生素剂有一定价值但人体能吸收的量是有限的

What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.

你买的东西会变成昂贵的尿液配料

Well maybe that's what I was going for.

也许我就是要这个

Well then you'll want some manganese.

那你就买锰

Well that was fun.

刚刚很好玩呀

Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.

也许明天我们能一起去那种仓储式商店

Oh I don't know sheldon.

我不知道哦 Sheldon

It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.

我要花一段时间才能从今天度过的乐趣中恢复过来

Are you sure

你确定?

There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.

大宗采购有很多优势呀

For example I noticed that you purchase your tampons one month supply at a time.

比如说我发现你一个月采购一次卫生棉条

What

什么?

Think about it.

想想啊

It's a product that doesn't spoil and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.

这种产品不会变质而且你接下来至少30年都要用它

You want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons

你要我买30年份的卫生棉条?

Well 30 35.

30或35年

When did your mother go into menopause Okay.

- 你母亲什么时候绝经的? - 好了

I'm not talking about this with you.

我才不跟你说这个

Oh penny this is a natural human process and we're talking about statistically significant savings.

这是人类自然发展进程而且你能省下一大笔钱

Now if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28 day cycle...

假设你每次用15条 28天一次...

are you fairly regular

你经期正常吗?

Okay no warehouse store but we're still on for putt putt golf right

好吧不去仓储式商店但我们还是一起去迷你高尔夫吧?

Hey I just ran into penny.

我刚碰到Penny

She seemed upset about something.

她好像有点心烦

I think it's her time of the month.

可能她大姨妈来了吧

I marked the calendar for future reference.

我在日历上做记录以备参考

What's with the fish

鱼是怎么回事?

It's an experiment.

是实验呀

What happened to your scrambled egg research

你的炒蛋研究呢?

Oh that was a dead end.

那是死路一条

Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be.

炒蛋就这样啦

So... fish

那...鱼?

I read an article about japanese scientists who inserted dna from luminous jellyfish into other animals

我看到一篇文章说日本科学家将发光水母的DNA注入到其他动物体内

and I thought "hey fish nightlights.

我就想 "对哦夜光鱼灯"

" Fish nightlights

夜光鱼灯?

It's a billion dollar idea.

这是个能发大财的主意

Mum's the word.

沉默是金

Sheldon are you sure you don't want to just apologize to gablehauser and get your job back

Sheldon 你确定不要跟系主任道歉然后回去上班啊?

Oh no no no I have too much to do.

不不不我有太多事情要做

Like luminous fish.

比如说发光鱼

I'm sorry. I didn'T...

对不起我不知道

that's just the beginning.

这只是个开头

I also have an idea for a bulk mail order feminine hygiene company.

我还有个大宗女性护理用品邮购公司的设想

Oh glow in the dark tampons

夜光卫生棉条!

Leonard we're gonna be rich.

Leonard 我们会暴富

Thanks for coming on such short notice.

谢谢你这么快赶过来

Well you did the right thing calling.

你给我打电话是对的

I didn't know what else to do.

我不知道还能怎么办

He's lost all focus.

他失去生活的重心了

Every day he's got a new obsession.

每天他都沉迷于一个新想法

This is a particularly disturbing one.

这一个让我特别困扰

Mommy

妈妈?

Hi baby

宝贝!

你给我妈打电话了?!

Oh you got yourself a loom How nice

你给自己弄了个纺织机? 真棒!

Thank you.

谢谢

Honey why'd you get a loom

亲爱的为什么要弄台纺织机?

I was working with luminous fish and I thought hey...

我在研究发光鱼所以我想到...

"loom."

"纺织机" (英语中"纺织机"与"发光"发音部分相同)

Mom what are you doing here

你来这干嘛妈妈?

Leonard called me.

Leonard给我打电话了

I know but why

我知道为什么?

Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow in the dark fish

因为21世纪最聪明的脑袋用在了养夜光鱼

and weaving serapes.

和编织毛毯上

This is not a serape this is a poncho.

这不是毛毯这是雨布

A serape is open at the sides a poncho is closed.

毛毯不收边雨布收边

This is a poncho.

所以这是雨布

And neither is a reason to call someone's mother.

不管是什么都不能成为你打电话给别人母亲的理由

Really When was the last time you left the house

是吗? 你上一次出家门是什么时候?

I went to the market with penny.

跟Penny去超市

Yeah that was three weeks ago.

对那是三周以前的事了

Well then buckle up in the next four to eight days she's going to get very crabby.

那么小心啦接下来的4到8天她会变得很暴躁

Sweetheart your little friend is concerned about you.

亲爱的你的朋友很担心你

Yes well I'm not a child I'm a grown man capable of living my life as I see fit.

但我是成年人了我能过自己想要的生活

And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother

我也绝不需要有人跟我母亲打小报告!

Wait where are you going

等等你去哪?

To my room and no one's allowed in

我房间! 闲人免进!

oh he gets his temper from his daddy.

他的脾气像他爸爸

He's got my eyes. I see.

- 眼睛像我 - 原来如此

All that science stuff that comes from jesus.

他的科学头脑是上帝赐予的

Sheldon your mom made dinner.

Sheldon 你妈妈做了晚饭

I'm not hungry

我不饿!

Oh leonard don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn.

Leonard 你别管了他很固执的

He may stay in there till the rapture.

他可能在那待到天使降临

We so sure that's a bad thing

确定那是件坏事?

I tell you I love the boy to death but he has been difficult

跟你说我很爱那孩子但他很难相处

since he fell out of me at the k mart.

自从他在Kmart超市从我身体里滑出来后

Excuse me for being so bold but I now see where sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.

原谅我的无礼但我终于知道Sheldon 英俊的外表是从哪继承的了

Honey that ain't gonna work but you keep tryin'.

亲爱的这不会起作用的但你可以继续尝试

I made chicken.

我做了鸡肉

I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic.

我希望这不在你们民族觉得神圣的动物之列

You know we have an indian gentleman at our church

我们教堂里有一个印度人

a dr.Patel it's a beautiful story.

Patel医生这是个感人的故事

The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on lasik

上帝给与他启示把他带来我们身边让我们享受8折激光矫正视力手术

you know those that needed it.

你知道给那些需要做这手术的人

Leonard That is a lovely story.

真是个感人的故事

Um are we gonna do anything about sheldon

Sheldon的事我们不用做什么吗?

Oh we will.

当然要

You have to take your time with sheldon.

对付Sheldon要慢慢来

His father god rest his soul used to always say to me

他死去的爸爸过去总跟我说

"mary you have to take your time with sheldon."

"Mary 对Sheldon要耐心"

Sounds like a wise man.

听起来是个睿智的人啊

Oh not so wise.

没那么睿智

He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.

他有一次为了甘草跟山猫打了一架

So everybody grab a plate and a pretty place mat that shelly wove.

大家拿盘子还有Sheldon织的餐垫

Has shelly ever freaked out like this before

他以前也这么发作过吗?

Oh all the time.

总是这样

I remember one summer when he was 13

我记得他13岁时的夏天

he built a small nuclear reactor in the shed

他在小屋里做了一个小型原子反应堆

and told everybody he was gonna provide free electricity for the whole town.

然后跟大家说他会为全镇人提供免费电力

Well the only problem was he had no what you call "fissionable" materials.

问题是他没有你们所说的"可裂变物质"

Anyway when he went on the internets to get some

当他试图上网采购时

a man from the government came by and sat him down real gentle

一个政府官员来访很温柔地让他坐下

and told him it's against the law to have yellow cake uranium in a shed.

告诉他私人持有铀精矿是违法的

Well what happened

然后呢?

Well poor boy had a fit.

发作了呀

Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.

把自己锁在屋里做了个音速死亡放射线仪

A death ray

死亡放射线?

Well that's what he called it.

他是这么叫的

Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids.

那玩意都阻止不了隔壁的小孩

It pissed our dog off to no end.

倒是让家里的狗折腾个没完

You know you two make a cute couple.

知道吗你俩真是可爱的一对

uh no. We're not...

不我们不是...

we're not not a couple. We're singles.

不是一对我们都是单身

Two singles. Yeah.

- 两个单身 - 对

Like those... individually wrapped slices of cheese that...

像是那种...独立包装的芝士片

we're friends.

我们是朋友

Did I pluck a nerve there

我是不是踩到地雷了?

Oh yeah. Okay.

- 对 - 好吧

All right everybody it's time to eat.

好吧大家该吃饭了

Oh lord we thank you for this meal and all of your bounty.

主啊感谢您赐予我们晚餐及您所有的恩赐

And we pray that you help sheldon get back on his rocker.

我们祈求您帮助Sheldon重新振作

Now after a moment of silent meditation I'm gonna end with "in jesus' name "

沉思一阵之后我会以"以主之名"结束

but you two don't feel any obligation to join in.

但你们俩不一定要跟着一起说

Unless of course the holy spirit moves you.

当然除非你被圣灵感动

Oh my god this is the best cobbler I've ever had.

哇这是我吃过最好吃的厚皮馅饼

It was always sheldon's favorite.

Sheldon最喜欢吃这个

You know w thathe secret ingredient is

你知道秘方是什么吗?

Love Lard.

- 爱? - 猪油

Hey look who's come...

看看谁来了...

You'll spook him.

嘘你会吓到他的

He's like a baby deer you got to let him come to you.

他就跟小鹿似的你得让他过来亲近你

This is ridiculous.

太荒谬了

Damn it sheldon snap out of it

够了! Sheldon 振作起来!

You're a physicist you belong at the university doing research not hiding in your room

你是物理学家该在学校做实验而不是躲房间里

you don't hunt do you

你不打猎的是不是?

good morning snickerdoodle.

早上好小饼干

Morning.

早

Oh well that looks awful fancy. What is that

那看起来好奇特啊是什么呢?

It's my idea of what dna would look like in a silicon based life form.

我设想的硅系生物DNA模型

But intelligently designed by a creator right

但是由造物主巧妙地设计?

What do you want mom

你想干什么呀妈妈?

You know how your daddy used to say that

你知道你爸爸经常说

you can only fish for so long before you got to throw a stick of dynamite in the water

你只能在把炸药扔进鱼塘之前钓那么一会儿鱼

Yeah.

记得

Well I'm done fishing.

我钓够鱼了

You put those on.

你穿上衣服

What for

为什么?

Because you're gonna go down to your office

因为你要回到办公室

you're gonna apologize to your boss and get your job back.

跟你的老板道歉回去上班

No.

不要

I'm sorry did I start that sentence with the words "if it please your highness"

不好意思我刚刚是以 "若尊贵的陛下愿意"开始的吗?

I'm not going to apologize I didn't say anything that wasn't true.

我不要道歉我说的都是实话

Now you listen here.

你听好

I have been telling you since you were four years old

我从你4岁开始就跟你说

it's okay to be smarter than everybody but you can't go around pointing it out.

比大家都聪明不是问题但你不能到处显摆

Why not

为什么?

Because people don't like it

因为别人不喜欢!

Remember all the ass kickings you got from the neighbor kids

记得邻居的孩子欺负你的事吗?

now let's get crackin'.

动作快点

Shower shirt shoes and let's shove off.

沐浴更衣然后我们就出发

There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.

如果那该死的死亡放射线能用我就不会挨打了

Problem solved.

问题解决了

Really

真的?

That's impressive.

真厉害

Leonard the lord never gives us more than we can handle.

Leonard 主自有分寸

Thankfully he blessed me with two other children who are dumb as soup.

幸亏我另外两个孩子傻得像头驴

Excuse me dr.Gablehauser are you busy

抱歉 Gablehauser博士您在忙吗?

Well actually...

实际上...

sheldon he's just doodlin'.

Sheldon 他只是在乱画而已

Get in here.

进来

Dr.Gablehauser.

Gablehauser博士

Dr.Cooper.

Cooper博士

Let's go baby we're losing daylight.

说吧宝贝天要黑了

as you know several weeks ago in our first encounter

你知道几周前我们第一次见面时

we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot.

我们可能没给彼此留下好印象我称你为白痴

And I just wanted to say that I was wrong...

我只想跟你道歉...

to point it out.

指出这一点是我不对

I'm sorry we haven't been introduced.

抱歉我们还不认识

Dr.Eric gablehauser.

我是Eric Gablehauser博士

Mary cooper sheldon's mom.

我叫Mary Cooper 是Sheldon的妈妈

Now that's impossible

不可能吧

you must have had him when you were a teenager.

你怀他的时候还是个少女吧

Oh aren't you sweet.

你嘴真甜

His father's dead.

他父亲过世了

Recently Long enough.

- 最近? - 够久的了

Please.

请坐

sheldon shouldn't you be working

Sheldon 你不该去上班啊?

Okay.

好的

Hey how did it go

怎么样?

I got my job back.

我可以回来上班了

Really What happened

真的? 怎么回事?

I'm not quite sure.

我不太清楚

It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.

其中包含的人类经验我从未经历过

Well that narrows it down.

那还真是缩小范围了

I'm very proud of you honey.

我为你骄傲宝贝

You showed a lot of courage today.

你今天表现出了极大的勇气

Thanks mom.

谢谢你妈妈

Mom

妈?

Is dr.Gablehauser going to be my new daddy

Gablehauser博士会是我的新爸爸吗?

We'll see.

看看再说吧

Sleep tight.

好梦

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