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Hey
whatcha
doing
你在干嘛呢
Improving
our
wedding
photos.
把我们的结婚照修更好
Oh
that's
nice.
那挺好
Wait
I'm
still
in
them
right
等等 修完我还在里面吧
Of
course.
And
not
only
you.
当然啦 不只是你还在
I've
added
some
guests
who
couldn't
be
there.
我还加进了几个不克前来的宾客
Who's
that
next
to
my
father
在我爸爸旁边的是谁啊
The
Wright
brothers.
莱特兄弟[发明飞机]
And
why
are
they
at
our
wedding
他们为什么来了我们婚礼
Orville
because
I
admire
him
弟弟奥维尔·莱特是因为我崇拜他
Wilbur
because
he
was
Orville's
plus
one.
哥哥威尔伯·莱特则是弟弟带来的伴
You
got
an
e
mail
from
someone
named
Tam.
你收到了一个叫丹的人给你寄的电邮
Tam
What
does
he
want
丹吗 他找我想干嘛
looks
like
he's
coming
to
give
his
son
a
tour
of
Caltech.
他好像要带他儿子来参观加州理工
He's
hoping
you
guys
can
meet
up.
他希望能跟你叙叙旧
He
would
like
that
wouldn't
he
他当然希望啦 可不是吗
Well
that
is
the
gist
of
the
e
mail.
这电邮的重点的确在此
Who's
Tam
丹是谁啊
He
was
my
best
friend
in
the
whole
world
growing
up.
他是我成长阶段时最要好的朋友
Really
Why
have
I
never
heard
you
mention
him
before
真的吗 那我怎么从来没听你提过他
Oh
of
course
I
have.
I'm
sure
I've
mentioned
him
我当然有过啊 我肯定光是这周
like
five
times
this
week.
我就起码提了有5次吧
I
don't
think
you
have.
我可不这么认为
Tam
Tam
Tam
Tam
Tam
There
it's
only
Thursday.
丹 丹 丹 丹 丹 才周四就已经五次了呢
I
didn't
just
drink
the
crazy
milk
I
bought
the
crazy
cow.
我不只是喝到疯牛奶 我还买回了头疯牛
So
are
you
actually
engaged
to
this
woman
you
just
met
所以你真的跟这个认识不久的女人订婚了吗
Yeah.
是啊
Tell
us
the
truth.
Did
she
get
you
pregnant
老实招来 是不是她把你肚子搞大了
Very
funny.
呵呵
Guys
I
need
your
help
okay
各位 我很需要你们的帮助
I'm
trying
to
buy
her
engagement
ring.
我想给她买个订婚戒指
What
do
you
think
of
this
你觉得这款如何
Do
you
think
she'll
like
this
one
你觉得她会喜欢这款吗
Well
it's
hard
to
say
not
knowing
much
about
her.
很难说啊 我对她的认识那么少
Does
she
have
fingers
她有手指吗
Yes
she
has
ten
fingers
有 她有十根手指
and
ten
toes.
Probably.
以及十根脚趾 应该啦
I'll
get
back
to
you
after
I
see
her
in
sandals.
等我看到她穿凉鞋我再告诉你
Hey
did
you
guys
know
that
Sheldon
had
你们知道谢尔顿小时候
a
best
friend
growing
up
named
Tam
有一个死党叫丹吗
Was
that
the
imaginary
talking
koala
是那只幻想出来的会说话的考拉吗
No.
He's
a
real
person
who
apparently
betrayed
him.
不 他是个活人 貌似背叛过他
Yeah
so
did
the
koala.
是啊 那只考拉也背叛过他
I
tried
to
ask
him
about
it
我试着问过他
and
he
invoked
section
three
article
five
of
the
marriage
contract
但他引用了婚姻协议中的第3节第5条
beeswax
comma
none
of
your.
"屁事 关你"
I
can't
pry.
I
mean
我也不能窥探他隐私
I
have
to
respect
his
wishes.
我得尊重他的意愿
Wow.
I
wonder
what
that
guy
could've
done
我真好奇那兄弟是做了什么事
to
make
Sheldon
not
talk
to
him
for
20
years.
能让谢尔顿不跟他说话20年
I
wonder
if
it'd
work
a
second
time.
不知道我也做一次还能不能有效
I'm
pumping
我在挤母乳
It's
Penny.
我是佩妮
Oh.
Come
in.
请进
I
thought
you
were
pumping.
我以为你在挤母乳呢
I
thought
you
were
my
boss.
我以为你是我老板
Okay
listen
你听我说
I'm
really
worried
about
this
whole
Raj
thing.
我好担心拉杰婚姻这件事啊
I
know
he's
so
desperate
to
get
married
which
is
weird
是啊 他这么着急想结婚 也是奇怪了
because
I
can't
imagine
we
make
it
look
that
great.
我们明明做了这么不好的示范
I
know
right
就是啊
You
know
if
this
woman's
gonna
be
around
如果这女人以后会加入我们的圈子
I
think
we
should
check
her
out
a
little.
我觉得我们应该先去观察她一下
I
looked
online.
She
doesn't
have
an
Instagram
我在网上搜过 她没有照片分享网的账号
which
means
she's
either
80
or
something's
wrong
with
her.
所以她不是80岁了就是有古怪
Well
I
could
ask
my
dad.
我可以让我爸查查她
Maybe
he
can
get
some
of
his
old
cop
buddies
或许他可以让他以前的警察朋友
to
do
a
background
check
on
her.
对她做一个背景调查
Would
he
do
that
Of
course.
-他会愿意吗 -当然啦
He's
a
retired
cop
who
plays
by
his
own
rules.
他是个只按自己规矩办事的退休警察
Hi
Daddy.
老爸
No
everything's
good.
没 我挺好的
I
just
have
a
favor
to
ask.
我只是有个忙想请你帮
Yeah
so
my
friend
Raj
是这样的 我的朋友拉杰
is
marrying
this
woman
that
he
barely
knows
要娶一个他都不太熟的女人
and
I
wanted
to
see
if
you
could
use
your
connections
我想问问你能不能托关系
to
dig
up
any
dirt
on
her.
挖一点她的黑料出来
Sure.
没问题
Okay.
Love
you.
好的 爱你
Is
he
in
Absolutely
not.
He
won't
do
it.
It's
totally
illegal.
-他愿意吗 -不行 他不愿意 说是非法的
I
thought
you
said
he
played
by
his
own
rules.
你不是说他只按自己规矩办事吗
He
does
but
apparently
they're
very
similar
to
the
actual
rules.
的确 但很不巧 他的规矩跟真实法律很接近
I
still
can't
believe
Sheldon
had
a
best
friend
真不敢相信谢尔顿有一个
we've
never
heard
about.
我们从没听说过的死党
Ooh
somebody's
jealous.
某人在吃醋
I'm
not
jealous.
我才不吃醋
Leonard
this
is
a
safe
space
it's
okay
to
be
vulnerable.
莱纳德 在这里可以放宽心 你允许脆弱
All
I'm
saying
is
我的意思只是
you
know
the
timing
of
a
fellow's
bowel
movements
我连这家伙的如厕时间都了如指掌
you
don't
think
there's
a
lot
left
to
discover.
怎么会想到他还那么多秘密
I
wonder
what
Tam
could
have
done.
真好奇丹到底做了什么
Hmm.
Well
if
Sheldon
doesn't
want
to
talk
about
it
如果谢尔顿不愿意谈
it's
got
to
be
pretty
upsetting.
那肯定是令他很难过的事情了
I
have
his
brother
George's
number
he
might
know.
我有他哥哥小乔治的电话 他可能知道
Really
You
have
George's
number
真的吗 你有小乔治的电话
So
so
jealous.
醋缸要满了
Yeah
sure
I
remember
Tam
当然 我记得丹这号人物
Sheldon's
little
Vietnam
buddy.
谢尔顿的越南人好朋友
The
two
of
them
were
always
running
around
together.
他俩从小就一起玩
So
what
happened
所以发生什么事了
What
do
you
mean
什么意思
Well
I
mean
Sheldon
never
talks
about
him.
谢尔顿从来没提过他
They
haven't
spoken
in
years.
He
wasn't
at
the
wedding.
他们多年不曾联络 他也没来参加婚礼
He
wasn't
他没来吗
All
right.
Well
this
is
embarrassing.
好吧 这就尴尬了
'cause
I
had
a
long
conversation
with
someone
who
I
thought
was
Tam.
因为我跟一位我以为是丹的人聊了可久了
Wait
wait
so
you
don't
know
what
their
fight
was
about
等等 所以你不知道他们为什么而吵
I
wish
I
could
help
you
boys.
我也希望我知道答案
But
you
know
不过你们知道吗
Sheldon
used
to
keep
an
enemies
list
when
he
was
a
kid.
谢尔顿小时候曾经有一个仇敌名单
Oh
he
still
does.
他现在还留着呢
Really
I
figured
that
went
the
same
way
真的吗 我以为那已经和他的如厕时间表
as
his
bathroom
schedule.
同样下场了
If
you
mean
digitized
annotated
and
put
online
it
did.
如果你是指电子化 云端化并带注释 你答对了
Maybe
that'll
tell
you
something.
也许那上面有答案
Hey
while
you're
looking
at
it
if
I'm
still
on
there
你们看的时候 如果名单还有
for
peeing
in
his
shampoo
bottle...
我尿在他洗发水瓶里的那件事...
Eh
you
know
what
just
leave
it.
算了 留在上面吧
See
ya
boys.
Bye.
回见了各位
Bye.
All
right
got
his
enemies
list.
再见 好了 找到他的仇敌名单了
Ooh
he
updated
the
interface.
他更新了他的界面
You
can
search
by
first
name
可以按姓 名
last
name
or
length
of
grudge.
和怨恨的程度分别查找
Is
Tam
on
it
丹在上面吗
Let's
see.
找找看哈
Yep.
Right
here.
Tam
Nguyen.
找到了 在这里 丹·阮
Oh
great.
What
did
he
do
太好了 他到底做了什么
Hold
on.
I
have
to
agree
to
the
terms
of
service.
等等 我得先同意这些服务条款
No
I'm
not
a
robot.
不 我不是个机器人
Okay.
好了
"Which
of
these
are
plants
"
"以下物品哪些是植物"
And
we're
in.
成功了
Great.
What
what
does
it
say
好的 上面说什么
Well...
那个
"He
knows
what
he
did."
"他心知肚明自己做了什么"
Oh
come
on.
搞什么呀
Wait.
Wait
wait
wait
等等 等等
if
Tam
knows
what
he
did
we
can
just
ask
him.
如果丹知道自己做了什么 我们可以直接问他
He's
gonna
be
on
campus
tomorrow
showing
his
son
around.
他明天要带儿子来学校参观呢
Won't
that
make
Sheldon
mad
这不会让谢尔顿生气吗
Everything
makes
Sheldon
mad.
任何事都能让谢尔顿生气
Yeah.
Look
at
his
list.
看看这名单
Jim
Henson
for
quote
吉姆·韩生[芝麻街布偶之父]
"Putting
a
terrifying
giant
yellow
bird
on
television
"在电视上创造了一个又大又黄又吓人的鸟
and
in
my
nightmares."
引发我噩梦连连"
Oh
this
is
so
nice.
Mm
hmm.
这里真不错
Maybe
instead
of
introducing
ourselves
to
Anu
也许除了和安努打招呼之外
we
could
just
get
a
room
我们可以订个房间
order
some
food
and
take
a
nap.
点些吃的 好好小睡一觉
Yeah
I've
fallen
for
that
line
before.
我以前上过这种鬼话的当
It
never
leads
to
napping.
最后绝对不是以小睡结束的
That
must
be
her.
那肯定是她了
Oh.
She's
cute.
她真可爱
Okay
I
got
you
two
seats
to
Hamilton
tonight.
我已帮您订好了《汉密尔顿》音乐剧的两张票
Your
tickets
will
be
at
the
concierge
desk.
您可以来服务台去取票
Of
course.
My
pleasure.
不用谢
May
I
help
you
有什么可以帮您的吗
Yes
I'm
here
to
pick
up
our
Hamilton
tickets.
我是来取《汉密尔顿》音乐剧票的
Stop.
住嘴
Hi.
We're
Raj's
friends.
你好 我们是拉杰的朋友
I'm
Penny.
This
is
Bernadette.
我是佩妮 这位是博纳黛特
We
just
came
by
to
introduce
ourselves.
我们想来和你打个招呼
So
you
came
to
check
me
out
所以你们是来打探我的吗
She's
smart.
I
like
her.
她好聪明 我喜欢
We
just
want
to
see
if
we
could
take
you
to
dinner
我们只是想看看能否约你吃晚饭
and
get
to
know
you
a
bit.
多了解你一点
That
sounds
nice.
How
about
tonight
after
work
你们人真好 不如今晚下班后吧
Maybe
we
can
go
to
Bavel.
我们可以去巴维尔餐馆
Oh
I
wish.
That
place
is
impossible
to
get
into.
我也想去呀 可那地方不可能订到位
Oh
please.
Getting
into
impossible
places
is
my
superpower.
拜托 我的超能力就是进各种不可能的地方
Me
too.
我也是
I
can
fit
my
whole
body
in
our
dryer.
我可以把自己塞进一个烘干机
All
set.
8
30.
安排好了 8点半
Wow.
Okay
well
we'll
see
you
tonight.
太好了 那就今晚见了
See
you
then.
Okay.
回见了
Bye.
拜
She
can
get
into
any
restaurant
她什么餐馆都能订到位
but
the
best
husband
she
can
find
is
Raj
却只能找拉杰做她的丈夫吗
Not
Tam.
不是丹
Not
Tam.
不是丹
Not
Tam.
不是丹
Got
him.
找到他了
Tam
Nguyen
Yeah.
Yes.
-你是丹·阮吗 -是我
Is
my
son
done
with
his
tour
我儿子参观完了吗
No
idea.
We're
actually
friends
of
Sheldon
Cooper.
我不知道 我们其实是谢尔顿·库珀的朋友
Oh
I've
been
trying
to
get
in
touch
with
him
我一直尝试在联系他呢
but
I
never
heard
back.
Is
he
okay
但从来没收到回信 他还好吗
Well
if
you
mean
physically
yes.
如果你是指生理上 还好
If
you
mean
every
other
way
no.
如果你是指其他方面 不好
So
is
he
here
Uh
no.
-他人在这里吗 -不在
He
he
didn't
come.
他没有来
He's
uh...
他有点...
he's
still
pretty
upset
about...
他还生气呢
you
know.
你懂的
I
know
what
我懂什么
Come
on
you
you
must
know.
就是那个呀 你肯定知道的
No
we
haven't
talked
in
like
20
years.
我不知道呀 我们快20年没讲话了
Right.
Because...
对嘛 就是因为...
you
know.
你懂的
I
don't
think
he
knows.
我觉得他不懂呢
What
are
you
guys
talking
about
你们在说什么呀
Why
did
you
and
Sheldon
stop
being
friends
你是为什么和谢尔顿闹掰的呢
What
did
you
do
And
don't
worry
-你做了什么 -别担心
even
though
we
just
met
you
虽然我们才刚见面
we
think
you're
right
and
he's
wrong.
我们觉得你是对的 他肯定错了
I
didn't
do
anything.
我什么都没做呀
He
moved
to
California
and
we
just
drifted
apart.
他搬去加州 我们就渐行渐远了
Oh
come
on
there's
got
to
be
something...
拜托 中间肯定还有些什么事...
What
is
going
on
here
Oh
hey
Sheldon.
-你们在干什么 -嘿 谢尔顿
We
just
met...
Sheldon
So
good
to
see
you
-我们刚见到了... -谢尔顿 见到你真好
Tam.
丹
It's
been
a
long
time.
好久不见了
Mm
not
long
enough
to
erase
the
sting
of
betrayal.
并没有久到让背叛的伤痛灰飞烟灭
How
did
I
betray
you
我怎么背叛你了
You
know
what
you
did.
你知道自己做了什么
Uh
let
me
catch
you
up.
我给你剧透一下
He
does
not.
他真心不知道
When
I
moved
to
California
what
did
you
do
当我搬到加州时 你做了什么
I
stayed
in
Texas.
我留在德州了啊
Do
you
believe
this
guy
你们看看这货
So
he
was
your
best
friend
growing
up
所以他是你小时候的死党吗
Yes.
是的
Were
there
no
other
kids
in
Texas
你们德州是没有其他小朋友了吗
Hey.
What
is
going
on
with
you
你这人到底怎么回事
I
don't
want
to
talk
about
it.
我不想聊这件事
Well
I'm
sure
you
have
a
perfectly
stupid
reason.
你一定有一个足够蠢的理由
I
don't
do
anything
for
a
stupid
reason.
我才不会为了蠢理由做什么事
Except
perhaps
Talk
Like
a
Pirate
Day
除了"学海盗说话日"
and
I'd
argue
that's
more
whimsical
than
stupid.
但我觉得那是滑稽多过蠢
You
know
I
was
curious
to
find
out
what
Tam
had
done
wrong.
我之前想搞清楚丹做错了什么
Why
am
I
not
surprised
the
answer
is
nothing
结果他根本什么都没做 而我一点都不意外
So
you're
taking
his
side.
这么说你站在他那边了
You
scurvy
dog.
你个坏血病烂狗
坏血病又称水手病 主要由缺乏维生素C导致
You
watch
yourself.
There
is
room
on
my
enemies
list
你给我小心点 我的敌人名单现在有空位了
now
that
the
cafeteria
ladies
finally
told
me
因为食堂的阿姨们终于告诉我
what's
in
the
chili.
辣椒酱里放了什么了
By
the
way
don't
eat
the
chili.
顺便说下 别吃那个辣椒酱
Wai
Wai
Wait
you
know
what
等一下 其实呢
Do.
吃吧
Be
careful
Sheldon.
小心点 谢尔顿
I
don't
think
you
can
afford
to
lose
a
second
best
friend.
你承受不了失去第二个死党
I
don't
see
anyone
lining
up
to
be
your
third.
我可没看到有人要排队当你第三个死党
D...
Wait.
等一下
"Snarky
comebacks..."
搜索"回怼金句"
Oh
here
we
go.
找到了
"You
have
your
entire
life
to
be
a
jerk
"你这辈子都是混球
why
not
take
today
off
"
休息一天也无妨吧"
That
was
harsh
but
he
was
asking
for
it.
这句挺刺耳的 不过是他自找的
This
place
is
amazing.
这地方太赞了
I
can't
believe
you
got
us
in
here.
真不敢相信你给我们订到了位子
Well
it's
kind
of
my
job.
这算是我的工作
Usually
I
get
tipped
for
it
but
I'll
leave
that
up
to
you.
通常客人会有小费 但我就让你们自己决定吧
Look
I
think
that's
LeBron
over
there.
快看 那个好像是勒布朗
James
球星詹姆斯吗
No
LeBron
Kershenbaum.
不然是詹姆斯·路人甲吗
So
what
do
you
want
to
know
你们想知道什么
Well
you
seem
like
a
smart
successful
woman
你看起来是个聪明成功的女性
why
would
you
want
to
marry
someone
you
just
met
你为什么会想跟一个刚认识的人结婚
Fair
question.
问得好
In
my
20s
I
tried
this
the
normal
way.
我二十几岁时 试过普通的恋爱方式
You
know
met
a
guy
fell
in
love
遇到了一个男人 坠入爱河
we
moved
in
together.
然后我们同居了
I
put
him
through
culinary
school
screenwriting
classes
我供他上烹饪学校 编剧课程
and
finally
dumped
him
when
he
wanted
to
become
a
midwife.
最后在他想当助产士时把他甩了
Then
I
realized
然后我意识到
my
parents
are
happy
they
had
an
arranged
marriage.
我父母很幸福 他们就是包办婚姻
Why
am
I
fighting
this
我为什么要抗拒这个
I
dunno
I
married
for
love
我也说不好 我为爱而结的婚
and
it
turned
out...
结果也...
fine.
还行
Oh
yeah
me
too.
我的也是
Hi.
你好
Howard
today
is
your
lucky
day.
霍华德 今天你走运了
Leonard's
out
you're
my
new
best
friend.
莱纳德出局了 现在你是我新任死党
Well
I'm
not
thrilled
about
it
either
我也不为此感到激动
but
here
we
are.
不过就这样了
Okay
fine.
好吧
Is
Bernadette
there
伯纳黛特在吗
Sh...
No.
不在
Just
Stuart
只有斯图尔特
Let
me
call
you
back.
我等会再打给你
Let
me
guess.
让我猜猜
This
thing
with
Tam
escalated
丹的事严重性升级
and
now
you're
mad
at
Leonard
现在你生莱纳德的气了
and
looking
for
a
new
best
friend
要找新一任死党
You
know
me
so
well.
你好了解人家
It's
too
bad
you
can't
be
my
best
friend.
可惜你不能当我死党
I
can
be.
我可以啊
You
can't
be
my
wife
and
my
best
friend.
你不能同时当我的妻子和最好的朋友
Who
would
I
complain
about
you
to
不然我要跟谁抱怨你的事
Just
tell
me
what
happened.
告诉我发生什么了
Leonard
talked
to
Tam
behind
my
back
and
took
his
side.
莱纳德背着我去找丹聊了 还站在他那边
And
after
what
he
did
to
me.
Can
you
believe
it
他可是对我做出过那么过分的事 你能相信吗
No.
I'm
I'm
shocked
and
outraged.
不能 我很震惊 也很愤怒
Now
tell
me
why
I'm
shocked
and
outraged.
现在告诉我 我为什么震惊和愤怒
Fine.
好吧
When
I
got
accepted
to
grad
school
at
Caltech
当我被加州理工的研究所录取时
I
was
afraid
to
move
so
far
away
from
home.
我很害怕要搬到离家这么远的地方
So
Tam
said
he'd
move
out
here
with
me
于是丹说他会跟我一起搬出来
and
be
my
roommate.
做我的室友
Then
over
the
summer
he
got
a
girlfriend
然后在暑假期间 他找了个女朋友
even
after
reading
all
the
pamphlets
即使他已经看完我给他的
I
gave
him
about
social
diseases.
那些介绍性病的小册子
Aw
I
remember
when
you
gave
me
those
pamphlets.
我记得你给过我那些小册子
Anyway
Tam
stayed
with
her
in
Texas
总之 丹陪她留在了德州
and
I
had
to
move
out
here
all
by
myself.
我只能独自搬来这里
That
must've
been
scary.
你当时一定很害怕
It
was.
是的
I
was
lonely
and
I
thought
我很孤单寂寞
I'd
never
make
a
friend
again.
心想我再也交不到朋友了
And
for
a
long
time
I
didn't.
有很长一段时间 我确实没交朋友
But
then
you
did.
但之后你交到了
And
great
friends.
还是很棒的挚友
If
you
think
about
it
if
Tam
had
moved
out
here
with
you
你想想 如果当初丹跟你一起搬来
who
knows
what
your
life
would've
been
like.
谁知道你的生活会变成什么样子
Yes.
什么事
Uh
I'm
Leonard
Hofstadter.
我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
第3季第22集
I
called
you
about
the
apartment.
You
said...
我在电话里说想租你的公寓 你说...
Tell
him
to
go
away.
You
already
have
a
roommate.
叫他滚蛋 你已经有室友了
New
neighbor
新来的邻居
第1季第1集
Oh
hi.
你们好呀
Hi.
Hi.
-你好 -你好
Hi.
Hi.
-你好 -你好
Tam
look.
丹 快看啊
Sheldon's
hugging
me.
谢尔顿在拥抱我
第2季第11集
It's
a
Saturnalia
miracle.
这是农神节的奇迹
Sheldon
come
here.
谢尔顿 出来
第3季第14集
Bazinga.
逗你玩
No
my
life
would've
still
been
great.
不 我的生活还是会很棒
So
what
is
the
craziest
request
anyone's
ever
made
客人提过最疯狂的要求是什么
Oh
you
know
I
can't
really
say.
其实我不能说
Concierge
guest
confidentiality.
礼宾部和客人之间有保密协议
Really
that's
a
thing
不是吧 真有这回事
No.
没有
This
one
time
I
had
to
go
to
Walmart
at
3
00
a.M.
有一次 我得在凌晨三点到沃尔玛去
because
Britney
Spears
needed
to
blow
bubbles.
因为歌手小甜甜布兰妮想吹泡泡
Oh.
That
is
so
cool.
好酷啊
By
the
way
do
not
tell
Raj
that
you
met
Britney
Spears
对了 千万别告诉拉杰你见过小甜甜布兰妮
because
he
will
literally
die.
因为他会激动到原地去世
We've
been
talking
so
much
about
me
我们聊了很多我的事了
tell
me
about
Raj.
跟我说说拉杰吧
Okay
are
you
trying
to
get
us
drunk
你是想把我们灌醉
so
we'll
dish
on
our
friend
让我们大聊朋友的八卦吗
'Cause
it's
totally
gonna
work
what
do
you
want
to
know
效果卓越 你想知道什么
What
kind
of
guy
is
he
他是什么样的人
He
is
great.
他是好人
So
great.
非常好的人
How
come
he's
still
single
那他为什么还单身
He's
great.
So
great.
Yeah.
-他是好人 -非常好的人 没错
Come
on.
少来
There's
really
nothing
to
tell.
真的没什么可说的
Raj
is
so
much
fun
to
hang
out
with.
和拉杰在一起玩非常开心
He's
like
one
of
our
girlfriends.
他像我们的闺蜜
And
I
mean
that
in
a
good
way.
我这话是褒义
But
also
a
bad
way.
但也是贬义
Anything
else
还有吗
No.
No.
-没了 -没了
I
mean
h
he
takes
baths
with
his
dog
他和他的狗一起洗澡
but
not
in
a
weird
way.
但并不是以奇怪的方式
Or
a
normal
way
they
both
wear
swimsuits.
也不是正常方式 他们都穿泳衣
He
also
cries
every
time
Hugh
Jackman
sings.
每次休·杰克曼唱歌他都会哭
But
not
cute
sniffles
full
on
snot
sobs.
不是梨花带雨娇美状 而是一把鼻涕一把泪
But
he
is
great.
但他真的很好
So
great.
Yeah.
-太好了 -没错
Hello
Sheldon.
你好 谢尔顿
Hello
Tam.
Thank
you
for
coming.
你好 丹 感谢你来
I
just
want
you
to
know
that
um...
我只想让你知道
I
forgive
you.
我原谅你
I
didn't
do
anything.
我什么都没做
And
yet
here
I
am
但我依然愿意
still
being
the
bigger
man.
做大度的那个人
Look
I
was
in
love
with
Beth
听着 我当时爱着贝丝
and
she
made
me
happy.
她令我开心
Y...
Really
是吗
Did
she
let
you
play
with
her
train
set
她让你玩她的火车模型吗
In
a
manner
of
speaking.
可以说她让我"玩她的"
Sheldon
I
needed
to
stay
in
Texas.
谢尔顿 我需要留在德州
And
you
needed
to
come
here.
你需要来这里
I
knew
you
were
gonna
do
amazing
things
我知道你会有出色的成绩
and
meet
amazing
people
who
were
gonna
respect
you
会认识尊敬你的出色的人
because
you're
brilliant.
因为你才华横溢
And
because
they
never
had
to
fish
you
out
of
a
dumpster.
也因为他们永远不必从大垃圾箱中把你捞出来
Well
they
have
but
it
was
during
还是捞过的 那时候
my
short
lived
parkour
phase.
我短暂地迷上了跑酷
I
didn't
mean
to
upset
you.
我不是有心让你生气
And
I
want
you
to
know
I'm
really
proud
我想让你知道 对于你的成绩
of
everything
you've
done.
我非常骄傲
Thank
you.
谢谢你
It
did
work
out
for
me.
我的日子的确过得不错
And
I'm
sorry
that
things
didn't
work
out
for
you.
很遗憾你的日子过得不好
They
did
work
out
for
me.
我也过得很好啊
Oh
Tam
you
don't
need
to
be
brave
on
my
account.
丹 你不必因为我伪装坚强
I'm
not.
我没有
I
have
a
great
wife
and
amazing
children.
我有出色的妻子和孩子
I'm
very
happy.
我非常快乐
Brave
brave
Tam.
坚强 坚强的丹
Sounds
like
Penny
and
Bernadette
had
fun
last
night.
似乎佩妮和伯纳黛特昨晚玩得很开心
I
know.
我知道
Bernie
came
home
pretty
drunk.
妮妮回家时很醉了
She
tried
to
sleep
in
the
dryer.
她还想睡在烘干机里
Hello
you
all
remember
Tam
my
best
friend
from
high
school.
你们都认识丹 我在高中时的死党
Yeah.
Of
course.
How's
it
going
-当然 -你好吗
Sheldon's
been
showing
me
and
my
son
around.
谢尔顿带我和我儿子到处参观
Now
we
know
where
all
the
clean
bathrooms
are.
现在我们知道了所有干净的卫生间在哪里
You
just
remember
the
mnemonic
你要善用记忆法
if
it's
number
one
the
library's
fun
小号小号 图书馆让你笑
if
it's
number
two
the
basement's
for
you.
大号大号 地下室刚刚好
I'm
glad
you
guys
made
up.
我很高兴你们和好了
Well
I
realized
my
life
turned
out
great
我意识到我的生活很幸福
and
it's
silly
to
hold
a
grudge.
记仇太傻了
And
I
had
no
idea
we
were
fighting
so
it
was
easy.
我根本不知道我们吵架了 所以和好很容易
Uh
don't
worry
Leonard
别担心 莱纳德
you're
still
my
California
best
friend.
你依然是我的加州死党
Cool.
酷
So
what
do
you
want
to
do
now
你现在想做什么
Go
to
the
train
store
go
to
the
comic
book
store
去火车玩具商店 还是漫画书店
Actually
I
have
to
grab
my
son
and
head
to
the
airport.
其实我要带儿子去机场了
I
was
just
about
to
call
a
cab.
我正准备叫出租车
Don't
be
silly
you
don't
have
to
call
a
cab.
别傻了 你不用叫出租车
You're
my
oldest
friend.
你是我交情最老的朋友
Leonard
will
take
you.
Right
Leonard
莱纳德会送你的 对吗 莱纳德
Sure.
当然
Shall
we
可以走了吗
Eh
eh
eh
hold
on.
慢着慢着
I
haven't
seen
Tam
in
20
years
我20年没见丹了
give
me
a
chance
to
say
good
bye.
给我一个机会道别
Bye.
拜
Check
it
out
你看
LeBron
James
posted
a
picture
of
me
and
him
on
Instagram.
勒布朗·詹姆斯在网上发了我和他的合影
I
don't
see
you.
我没看到你
Look
right
behind
him.
在他后面
No.
没看到
Okay.
You
see
that
table
just
past
his
left
shoulder
你看到他左肩后的桌子吗
Now
go
back
two
more
tables
and
over
to
the
right.
再过去两桌 看右边
All
I
see
is
a
yellow
smudge.
我只看到一块黄斑
That's
me
那是我
Oh
it's
Raj.
是拉杰
Hey
Raj
I'm
here
with
Penny.
拉杰 我和佩妮在一起
What
the
hell
did
you
two
say
to
Anu
你们对安努乱说了些什么
Whatever
do
you
mean
你这话是什么意思呢
Why
why
would
you
tell
her
你们为什么告诉她
I
wear
ladies'
deodorant
我用女士体香剂
Uh
because
you're
a
boy
and
it's
really
funny.
因为你是男人 很好玩啊
Oh
oh
okay.
Pardon
me
好吧 请原谅我
for
having
the
confidence
to
smell
daisy
fresh.
能有身上带雏菊飘香的自信
Just
do
me
a
favor
and
stay
away
from
her.
帮我个忙 离她远一点
Ugh
God
now
I
feel
bad.
老天 现在我觉得好内疚
I
know.
是啊
Maybe
we
should
take
her
out
again
也许我们应该再和她出去
and
do
some
damage
control.
说些拉杰的好话
You
know
that's
a
good
idea.
这是个好主意
Think
she
can
get
us
into
SoHo
House
你觉得她能把我们搞进苏荷馆吗
I
don't
know
but
we
owe
it
to
Raj
to
try.
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