生活大爆炸-S10E08_生活大爆炸

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How much will it hurt

会有多疼啊

It's just a tiny skin sample.

只是一块小小皮肤样本

You saw me do it to myself.

你也看过我给自己取样本的样子了

On a scale of one to ten

疼痛程度按1到10分

where one is a pebble in your shoe

1分是鞋子里进石子

and ten is the monkey you thought

10分是你以为是爱宠的猴子

was your pet biting your face off.

正在啃掉你脸的疼痛度

A two.

2分

Eating a whole Altoid

吃超超凉薄荷糖的程度吗

Sheldon if I'm gonna synthesize a neural network

要想我通过我们的皮肤细胞

from our skin cells I need to harvest them.

来合成出神经网络我就得先采集材料啊

Now I've done this dozens of times

我取样本已经驾轻就熟了

but if you're too scared you don't have to.

但如果你要是怕也不用勉强

No this is for science.

不行这是为了科学

I can be brave for science.

我可以为科学而勇敢

Thank you.

谢谢啊

Oh jiminy that's cold

我擦好冰啊

Just think how happy you'll be in a few weeks

你就想着几周后

when I've converted our skin cells

当我把我们的皮肤细胞

into functional brain cells.

转化为功能性脑细胞时你会多开心

All right just warn me before you do it.

好吧那你下手前一定要先提醒我

Okay.

好

Three...

三

two... and we're done.

二... 搞定啦

You tricked me.

你骗了我

You didn't say one.

你没喊一

It didn't hurt did it No...

-那也不疼啊不是吗 -是不疼...

but "Three two and we're done" is incomplete.

但"三二搞定啦"不完整啊

You know those things bother me.

你明知道这样会让我很闹心

It's like hearing "Da da da da da dah"

就像是听到...

without yelling...

而不接着喊出...

Okay fine one.

服了你行一

Thank you.

谢谢

Now yell "Charge" and we can get out of here.

现在大喊"冲啊" 我们就可以杀出去了

与卡通《摩登原始人》中出现而闻名

该旋律《Charge》曾在球赛

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

By aBU 201611

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第八集

Oh my God I just got it.

天啊我现在懂了

Fun onions...

有趣的洋葱圈

Funyuns.

趣葱圈

Hold on.

等等

Is that a wobble

是摆动吗

Yes.

是呢

That's definitely a gravitational wobble.

绝对是个引力摆动

Uh sorry I could come back.

抱歉打扰了我等下再过来吧

Oh no it's okay.

没事的

I I just found a wobble.

我刚才发现了一个摆动[有点滑]

Oh do I need a mop

需要我去拿拖把吗

It's a gravitational wobble.

是引力摆动

It could be a sign of an extrasolar planet

这表示有可能发现了一颗

that may contain life and someday be named after me.

蕴涵有生命的系外行星某天会以我名字而命名呢

Oh... well if it has life

如果上面已经有生命了

maybe it already has a name huh

那它估计已经有名字了吧

Yeah but it's probably difficult to pronounce.

的确但有可能对我们来说很难发音

What is your name

你叫什么名字

Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

拉杰什·罗摩衍·库萨帕里

You think it would be more difficult than that

你觉得能比这个还难念吗

Good point.

有道理

And you are

小姐芳名

Oh uh Issabella Maria Concepcion.

伊莎贝拉·玛丽亚·康赛普西翁

Oh well nice to meet you.

很高兴认识你

Nice to meet you too.

我也是

You know I have to say

我不得不说

based on the candy wrappers

从垃圾桶里的糖果包装纸

and the bags of junk food I see in this trash

还有垃圾食品的包装袋来看

I thought the person working here was ten years old.

我本来以为在这里工作的人是个十岁小孩呢

Oh please show me a ten year old who knows

拜托世上哪里有十岁就懂

to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.

拿巧克力棒沾巧克力酱的孩子啊

Bueno um I'm just going to empty your waste paper basket

好啦我清空一下你的废纸篓

and then I'll get out of your way.

然后我就不打扰你了

Oh please allow me.

放着我来

That's a lot of empty calories.

好多的无营养热量啊

Thank you.

谢谢

You're welcome.

不客气

Okay uh okay I I I have to go.

好了我该走了

Good luck with your um space exploration.

祝你的太空探索好运啦

Thank you.

谢谢

Good luck with your...

也祝你...

future endeavors.

万事如意

Did it work

成功了吗

Are they brain cells yet

变成大脑细胞了吗

If you'd give me a minute I'll tell you.

你安静等我一会我就能回答你了

Oh just let me look.

让我自己来看

Oh my goodness

我的老天爷啊

I see quivering black lines.

我看到颤抖的黑线了

Those must be neurons.

那些肯定是神经元

Oh they're so thick and beautiful.

它们又粗又充满美感

Those are your eyelashes move.

那是你的眼睫毛让开

Well Sheldon...

谢尔顿

I see astrocytes.

我看到了星形胶质细胞

Our combined skin cells are now a primitive neural network.

我们皮肤细胞的结合现在是原始的神经网络了

I have such a profound sense of creation.

我内心有无比深刻的造物感

I ju... it's like when I hatched Sea Monkeys

就像小时候孵化海猴子一样

即可孵出丰年虾[海猴]

曾流行过的儿童养殖玩具把卵加入水中

except that this is from my DNA

但这个是用我DNA创造的

so this is like...

所以简直就像是...

Me Monkeys.

我猴

These cells come from both of us.

这些细胞我们俩人的共同产物

Yeah but Us Monkeys doesn't pop.

但是"我们的猴"听起来就不带劲儿啊

Oh oh oh oh wait

等等等等

We Monkeys there you go.

咱们猴这下满意了吧

When can we start running tests on it

我们可以开始在它们身上做实验了吗

No reason we can't start right now.

当然可以现在动手啦

What stimulus should we introduce it to first

我们该先用什么刺激它呢

L Light sound temperature...

光声音温度

Let's expose it to images of me and you

不如给它看我和你的照片

and see who it likes better.

看看它更喜欢谁

Sheldon this is a rudimentary collection of neurons.

谢尔顿这只是一个未成熟的神经元组

I mean it's remarkable

虽然很了不起

but it's still limited in what it can do.

但它能做的事还是很有限

I understand.

明白

She's the mean one I'm the fun one.

妈妈凶巴巴爸爸笑哈哈

Huh they screwed up and gave us steamed broccoli.

餐厅搞错了给我们放了清蒸西兰花

Oh no that's mine.

没错那是我的

Really

不是吧

The last green thing I saw you eat was a Skittle.

我上次看到你吃绿色的东西是彩虹糖

Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.

我的饮食不能总像一个十岁小孩吧

You're dating somebody who is it

你有对象了说吧是谁

What

什么

你在胡说什么呀

You only watch what you eat when you're afraid

你会注意饮食只有一个原因

you might have to take your shirt off.

你害怕可能得在别人面前脱衣服

No she's right.

没错她说得对

As long as I've known you

自打我认识你以来

you've always been self conscious about your cleavage.

你一直都很在意自己的乳沟

It's because you keep trying to stick pencils in it.

那是因为你老想把铅笔夹里面

All right fine don't tell us.

好吧那行别跟我们说

There's nothing to tell. All right.

-本来就没什么好说的 -好吧

How's that broccoli

西兰花味道怎么样

It's gross but I have to eat it because I met somebody.

难吃又不得不吃因为我有对象了

Bam.

看吧

Thank you.

多谢

What's her name

她叫什么

Issabella.

伊莎贝拉

Oh did you meet her at work

你是在工作时认识她的吗

Yes in the telescope room.

是的在观测室认识的

Oh so she's an astronomer

所以她是天文学家吗

Yes...

是的

which is why she was in the telescope room.

不然她怎么会在观测室

Yes this is all making sense. Good.

这就都说得通了太好了

Well that's great Raj.

不错嘛拉杰

You must have so much in common.

你们一定有很多共同点

So when do we meet her

那我们什么时候能见见她

No no this is brand new.

还不行刚刚认识的

We haven't even been on a proper date yet.

我们都没有正式约过会呢

Okay well good luck with it. Thank you.

-好吧那祝你好运 -谢谢

How come you never eat broccoli

你怎么从来不吃西兰花

I'm married

我都结婚了

I don't have to be attractive.

不需要注意形象

You know most people don't realize this technique

大多人都不知道这项技术

has actually been around for a few years.

其实好几年前就有了

Still I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells

可我仍不敢相信你能把普通的皮肤细胞

into functioning brain cells.

变成功能性脑细胞

Well I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend

我把这木头变成了功能完备的男友

so sky's the limit.

所以世上无事不可为

Look look... here I am

快看快看这就是我

standing next to the incubator.

站在细胞培养器旁边

Uh here is a microscopic view of the cells.

这是显微镜下细胞的样子

Look at that put them in a tiny Flash T shirt

瞧瞧给它们穿一件小闪电侠T恤

and it's you.

就长得跟你一样了

Yeah this little guy can already recognize

这个小家伙识别

electronically transmitted images

电子传输图像的速度

20% faster than any other sample in Amy's lab.

已经比艾米实验室里所有样本都快20%

I'm running out of ways to act excited.

我已经没办法继续假装对此兴奋了

So enough about us how are things going with you

不说我们了你最近怎么样

Great the doctor said the baby's head is facing down now.

非常好医生说宝宝现在头朝下了

Good you know

那就好

in case the exit isn't clearly marked.

以防出口不明显找不到

Yeah I have to say it is nice to share

是啊我必须要说能跟

this experience with someone who's on the same journey.

有相同进程的人分享这种体验感觉真好

Although right now ours is testing off the charts

虽然现在我们这个测试结果棒棒哒

while yours is floating around in its own waste.

而你的那个正泡在自己的排泄物里

羊水里会有宝宝的胎脂排泄物脱落的头发之类的

Are you actually comparing my human baby

你真的要拿我的人类宝宝

to your brain in a bowl

跟你装在器皿里的脑细胞比吗

Well I didn't make you waddle up

不然你以为我让你

four flights of stairs for the heck of it.

辛苦爬四层楼上来是为了什么

You do realize my baby has functioning organs

你知道我宝宝有功能完备的器官

and can recognize voices.

还能识别声音吧

Yeah but ours can recognize a specific data stream

知道啊但我们的可以在背景噪音中

among background noise.

识别出特定的数据流

Mine has a fully developed immune system.

我的有发育完全的免疫系统

Ours doesn't need an immune system

我们的不需要免疫系统

because it lives in a state of the art German incubator.

因为它住在先进的德国制细胞培养器里

Sheldon that's enough.

谢尔顿别说了

Oh yeah no fine.

不要好吧

Let's just agree that both creations

我们不如承认两个作品

are special in their own way

都有各自独特的地方

and it is foolish to try and compare them.

试图对比这两者是愚蠢的行为

Although we didn't need to have sex with Howard for ours

然而我们的作品不需要靠跟霍华德上床才有

so we win.

所以还是我们赢

This is fun.

这真有意思

I have never cleaned a toilet before.

我这辈子从没刷过马桶

You're kidding.

你在开玩笑吧

No I grew up with a house full of servants

没有从小就有一屋子佣人伺候我

and now I have a cleaning lady...

现在我也有清洁阿姨

...who is a lovely woman

她是一个很好的女人

who I have great respect for.

我非常尊敬她

It's okay you're allowed to have a cleaning lady.

没关系你可以有清洁阿姨啊

Oh good because she also walks my dog

那就好因为她还帮我遛狗

buys my groceries and cuts my hair.

帮我买日用品帮我剪头发

I think that's called a mommy.

我觉得她的工作叫妈妈

So forgive me...

原谅我..

forgive me for being nosy

八卦一下

but is is there a wedding ring

不过你那漂亮的橡胶手套下

under those pretty rubber gloves

有没有藏着一枚婚戒

No not for many years.

没有已经不戴很多年了

Oh so you are unencumbered

所以你无拘无束吗

Just me and my son.

我和我儿子过

I love kids how old is he

我最爱孩子了他多大

Nineteen.

十九岁

That's a cute age.

这个年纪可爱

They can do so many things.

已经会干很多事了

He's studying to be a lawyer at UCLA.

他在加州大学洛杉矶分校上学要当律师

That's wonderful.

太棒了

A lawyer my sister's a lawyer.

律师我妹妹也是律师

Look at that we have something in common.

你瞧啊我们有共同点了呢

Yeah I guess we do.

大概是有吧

Maybe there are other things we have in common.

也许我们还有别的共同点呢

C Come dinnertime do you enjoy eating food

共同用餐时间你爱吃饭吗

Ay Rajesh

拉杰什

I think you're very sweet but

你是个好人不过

I work two jobs and I don't have time for dating.

我要打两份工没有时间约会

Yeah sure. I understand.

当然了我理解

Yeah I'm very busy too.

对我也很忙的

Oh please don't take it personal

我真的不是针对你

I think you're a very nice man.

我觉得你是个非常好的男人

I think you're very nice as well.

我觉得你也很好

Thank you for helping me.

谢谢你帮忙我干活

Good night Rajesh.

晚安拉杰什

Oh yes. Oh okay.

好的

Good night.

晚安

I don't know

说不好

maybe it's the fumes from the urinal cakes

也许是除尿香饼气味闻嗨了

but I feel like something is happening between us.

可我觉得我们之间有点什么

Good night Rajesh.

晚安拉杰什

Okay. I'll leave.

好吧我走

But just know every time I come in here

我告诉你每次我来到这里

I'll be thinking of you.

都会想起你的

Would you look at that

你来看看这个

The image we gave it was 45% white noise

我们给它的画面带45%的白噪音

and it still managed to reconstruct it.

可它还是完成了重建

I've never seen results like this before.

我从来没看过这种结果

Yeah we need to stop for magnets on the way home

我们回家的时候必须去买磁贴了

this is going right on the fridge.

把这报告妥妥地吸冰箱上

Aren't you glad you participated in this

参与了这个高不高兴

Oh I am.

高兴

And you realize what the next step is

你知道下一步该做什么吧

Set up a second culture

培养第二份

and try to replicate our results.

尝试重复我们的结果

Uh no.

不是

We lock that door

我们把那扇门锁好

lower our underpants a little and make a baby.

内裤往下拉开始造个孩子

Make a baby What are you talking about

造孩子你在说什么

Clearly the combination of our DNA is exceptional.

很明显我们俩人的DNA结合无与伦比

Our child could be the next step in the evolution of mankind.

我们孩子也许是人类进化下一步的开端

We... we'll be able to get into any preschool we want

所有幼儿园都会任我们挑选

Sh Sheldon I'm not ready to have a baby.

谢尔顿我还没准备好要孩子

Oh yes you are I track your cycle.

你准备好了我算着你的生理周期呢

For the next 36 hours you're as fertile

在接下来的36小时内你就像黑土地一样

as a manure covered wheat field.

只要撒种啥都往出结

Wow. I I can actually feel

我能清楚地感觉到

the egg crawling its way back up.

我的卵子被吓得爬回卵巢了

I don't understand.

我不懂了

I thought you'd be thrilled to procreate with me.

我以为你跟我生育子女会很高兴呢

Not right now.

但不是现在

Oh I see what's happening here.

我明白了

You're playing hard to get.

你在跟我玩欲擒故纵

I'm not playing anything.

我什么都没玩

We're not making a baby today.

我们今天不会造孩子的

Very well.

好吧

Oops how clumsy of me.

哎呦喂瞧宝宝我笨手笨脚的

You know what Let me get that.

你瞧好了我来捡

Where are you going

你去哪呀

I...

我...

Did you even look at my bottom

你到底看没看我的屁屁

Welcome.

欢迎

What is this

这是干什么

Oh well you said you didn't have time to go out for dinner

你说你没时间出去吃饭

so I thought we could have one right here.

所以我想我们可以在这里吃

Oh Rajesh... Oh come on

-拉杰什 -来嘛

We're in the telescope room

我们是在观测室里

It'll be like dining under the stars.

跟在星空下用餐是一样的

Y You see this uh double zero

你看到这两个0了吗

When it says "01 " That means it's twinkling.

等变成"01"时说明星星在闪

Sometimes it takes a while.

有时候得等一会儿

Rajesh this is so sweet

拉杰什这确实很让人动心

but you... you know I'm working.

不过你也知道我还在工作

That's why I already cleaned up in here

所以我已经把这里还有整条走廊的

and all the other rooms in the hall.

所有房间都打扫干净了

Well I suppose that gives me a little time.

这样我的确是有点空闲时间了

Oh please sit

请坐吧

I tried to cook you a meal from your homeland.

我还给你做了你的家乡菜

Oh really

真的吗

You made Cuban food

你做了古巴菜吗

That depends do they have Mexican food in Cuba

这就要看古巴有没有卖墨西哥菜了

古巴与墨西哥曾一度外交关系紧张

Now when he said "Make a baby""

他说"造个孩子"

is it possible he meant out of Legos

有没有可能是用乐高玩具拼一个

No. He was explicit.

不是他说的很露骨

Needlessly and freakishly explicit.

多余又异常露骨

Why does he need a baby

他要孩子干嘛用

He's already hairless and smells like talcum powder.

他自己不就全身没毛外加一股爽身粉味吗

Could you two really have some sort of

你俩真的能生出什么

super intelligent child

超级聪明的孩子吗

Well there is a genetic component

遗传是有影响

but that doesn't guarantee anything.

但并不能保证什么

That's true. Sheldon's father

没错谢尔顿的老爸

once picked a fight with a cactus.

曾经和仙人掌大吵一架

Yeah but that's just his Earth parents.

但那只是他地球上的养父母

We don't know anything about the ones that sent him here.

我们对送他来地球的亲生爹妈一无所知

Well we know they were smart enough to send him away.

至少知道他们够聪明知道把他送走

Hey you're talking about the person I love

注意点你们说的是我爱的

and have been avoiding for the past three hours.

而且躲了三小时的男人

Aw man.

有没搞错

Sheldon gonna get some.

这下谢尔顿性福啦

Well have fun with whatever nightmare's

无论二号门后面是什么噩梦

behind door number two.

都祝你玩得愉快

Well hello.

美人你好啊

Hello.

你好

Would you care for a brandy

来杯白兰地如何

I don't think so.

还是算了

Good choice it's disgusting.

真聪明难喝死了

Sheldon please stop trying to seduce me.

谢尔顿请你别再色诱我了

Who's trying to seduce you

谁在色诱你了

After a long day I always turn on smooth jazz

工作一天后我总是会听舒缓的爵士乐

and spray deer musk on my inner thighs.

并在大腿内侧喷上鹿麝香

来自雄鹿发情期的腺体目的是发出香味吸引雌性

I thought it smelled like a petting zoo in here.

就觉得这里的味道好像宠物乐园

Anything you'd like to pet

有什么你想"宠爱"一番的吗

Not my hair. There's a lot of goop in it.

别碰我的头发用了发胶

Okay I've had enough.

我真是受够了

Amy come back.

艾米回来

I don't know how to open the oysters.

我不会开生蚝[壮阳用]

So um what surprised you the most

你刚来美国时

when you first came to America

什么最让你吃惊

Well I suppose how much people care

我想应该是为什么那么多人都在乎

about Oprah's favorite things.

奥普拉最喜欢什么

I thought that too.

我当时也这样想

But then I got my first waffle maker

然后我买了第一台华夫饼机

and never questioned her again.

从此再没质疑过她的推荐

You know I do have some time off this Sunday

这个星期天我休息

if you'd like to... Hey I saw your car...

-如果你想... -我看到你的车

Oh sorry. Am I interrupting

抱歉我打扰你们了吗

Uh... It's okay. Uh I should get back to work.

没事我要回去工作了

Hi. Howard Wolowitz.

你好我是霍华德·沃罗威茨

Oh. Issabella Concepcion.

我是伊莎贝拉·康赛普西翁

Oh yeah the astronomer.

对那个天文学家

Raj told us about you.

拉杰提到过你

Hey Free toilet paper

不要钱的卫生纸

You told him I was an astronomer

你跟他说我是天文学家吗

I understand.

我懂

Time to go. No p please don't.

-该走了 -请别走

It's okay Rajesh I'm a grown woman.

没事拉杰什我是成年人

I don't have to waste my time with someone who's embarrassed by me.

我不必在以我为耻的男人身上浪费时间

I can keep this right

这个不用还了对吗

Issabella

伊莎贝拉

Issabella wait wait let me explain.

伊莎贝拉等等听我解释

If you are embarrassed by what I do

如果我的工作让你觉得没面子

why did you pursue me I'm sorry.

-你为什么要追我 -对不起

Honestly I I didn't think your job would bother me

说实话我以为我不介意你的工作

but I guess it did.

但看来我介意

And I hate myself for that.

我为自己感到羞愧

But there's a lot of things about me

但我也有很多事

that would totally embarrass you.

会让你觉得很没面子

I doubt that.

我不信

Well prepare to be mortified.

准备好以我为耻吧

I let my dog eat food out of my mouth

我嘴对嘴喂我的狗吃东西

not because she likes it but because I do.

不是因为它喜欢而是因为我喜欢

Also I know they're pretty

还有我知道蝴蝶很美

but I'm scared of butterflies.

但我怕它们

Sorry just passing through.

抱歉我只是路过

I think this fell off your cart.

我想这是你推车上掉下来的

Come on. What do you say

拜托你怎么说

Let me make it up to you.

让我补偿你吧

You're very persistent.

你很锲而不舍

It's my one move.

我就会死皮赖脸这一招

Okay.

好吧

This Sunday night you may take me to dinner at a nice restaurant.

这个周日晚你可以带我去高级餐厅吃晚餐

Great. Where would you like to go

太好了你想去哪家

Your choice.

你来选

It can be Pakistani food if you like.

如果你喜欢可以吃巴基斯坦菜

Excuse me but I'm Indian.

不好意思我是印度人

And now you know how it feels.

现在你明白我的感受了吧

两国关系并不好

So were you turned on even a little bit

那么你的性趣有被挑起哪怕一点点吗

著名喜剧人物与谢尔顿神似

It was like being hit on by Rat Pack Pee wee Herman.

感觉就像加入了狗仔队的皮威赫曼在泡你

I'm sorry is that a yes

不好意思是说有吗

没有

Amy

艾米

I didn't want it to come to this.

我也不想这样

But you have left me no choice

但你让我别无选择

but to employ the most passionate

唯有献上人类已知的

seductive dance known to man.

最热情最具有诱惑力的舞蹈

The flamenco.

弗拉明戈舞

For God's sake you're ridiculous.

老天爷你神经病啊

You guys are aroused right

你们俩看得情欲高涨了对吗

That was a close one.

差点就失守了

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